Indiana Evans

Indiana Evans Bikini Pictures So Hot They’re Making Maui the Big Island

Our young thespianic celeb lust d'jour, Indiana Evans, finally hit full bikini mode on the set of the remake of The Blue Lagoon in Maui yesterday, providing us our first full take on her bikini body -- and it is as expected, glorious. Yes, it's a Lifetime Channel-safe bikini, made for female viewers, but, trust me, I'm viewing too.

The extent to which we would like to be truly stranded on a desert island with this sweet blonde Aussie can not be measured in depth of passion, or even how many babies we would make with her during our castaway years, it's more a sense of an entire body pulled by sextastic gravity toward a fantasy of being stranded with Indiana and her fully-ripe coconuts. It's going to take more than a three hour tour to satisfy those kinds of needs. Enjoy.

Indiana Evans Bikini Pictures Keep Flooding in From Maui (And Keep Filling My Heart With Lust)

There's a couple things I know. Not many things, but a couple. For instance, this Lifetime remake of The Blue Lagoon is going to be a nearly unwatchable piece of craptastic cinema. And, second, I'm going to watch every second of it. Such is my unbridled animal lust now ingrained in the dark reaches of gray matter for Aussie young actress Indiana Evans, who conveniently in the film seems to be stranded on a desert island in only a push-up blue bikini. I suppose being stranded without any clothes would have been more convenient for us oglers, but this being basic cable, yeah, that wasn't going to happen.

Indiana Evans, this is the start of a very beautiful and extremely superficial relationship. Enjoy.

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Indiana Evans Bikini Pictures Will Cast Away Your Blues

Our lust affair with Aussie young hottie Indiana Evans has been rapid, sharp, and without hesitation. We only met her a week ago, and I'm already willing to empty my bank account, in fives, not twenties, so I can have a semi-decent looking bank roll, fly to the Maui set of The Blue Lagoon, and offer up my earthly treasures to the blonde mini-bombshell.

And all this because of these amazing blue bikini photos of Indiana Evans from the set of her reprised role as the stranded cast away on an island with nothing but time, squishy fruits, and young lust? Yes, absolutely, I mean, take a look for yourself at Indiana in her blue bikini top, and bottom, though not together, and see if you don't feel like adding another Great Lakes state to your list of places where you've done it. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Elle Macpherson Wicked Hot, Winona Ryder Unusually Topless, Brooklyn Decker Camel Toe, and Much Much More…

 

Oh, blessed wicked Fridays. How we embrace you as an infant embraces a breast swollen with nourishment, an end of the work week suckle on the teat of weekend freedom. And, better yet, the day we come together as an Egotastic! family and break the proverbial boobtastic bread in our weekly edition of Reader Finds, where you the citizen, control the DD-ebate.

This week's Reader Finds offers up some classic bodies revealed, as well as some newcomer bodies exhibited, in a blend of celebrity sextastic, including Elle Macpherson wicked hot in a classic hot mom photoshoot, Angelina Jolie in an HQ rendition of her memorable topless with horses photoshoot, statuesque Brooklyn Decker looking camel-toe-alicious, teen princess Ariana Grande sexy in a bathtub,  sweet hot Euro-model Nena Ristic topless behind the scenes of a photoshoot, Winona Ryder only known topless movie scene, LeeLee Sobieski and Tricia Helfer in some dominatrix get ups, DWTS dancer Peta Murgatroyd in a sexy bikini, Sophie Howard with her bikini fallen off, and young newcomer Indiana Evans in some clips from her Aussie soapy goodness. Check it out.

Aussie Hottie, Indiana Evans, Reprises Brooke Shields in ‘The Blue Lagoon’

Granted, Brooke Shields was but 15 or 16 when she filmed The Blue Lagoon, nekkid I might add, for those of you who clutch your pearls whenever we show Kendall Jenner in a bikini or used to show Taylor Momsen flashing her panties on stage, but Down Under young wonder Indiana Evans is now playing the The Blue Lagoon stranded hottie in Lifetime's remake of the 1980 film, now filming on location in Maui.

And Indiana Evans is every bit as hot as the teen Brooke. Though I doubt we'll see her in her birthday suit, thanks to a combination of freshly Victorian laws of the past generation, not to mention stage moms like Brooke had just don't come around often enough.

Nevertheless, prepare yourself to fall in love with Indiana, the girl, from Australia. I would not mind being stranded on an island with her. Quite hot. Enjoy.