Every community has its get-togethers. Every culture its recurring functions that bind it as a people. Egotastic! has Reader Finds, that one day a week when all eighty-seven bazillion mens and womens members of this giant melting pot of sextastic celebrity appreciation bring all their dirty laundry and throw it into the cauldron to make the mot magical of stews. Sometimes, it just plain makes me cry like a little child who's just seen his pet goldfish floating in the guest bathroom toilet after his mother promised him it was being set loose in Lake Titicaca. But that's my cross to bear.
Today's Reader Finds is our boldest, broadest, most skin-filled ever, and includes the likes of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley stylistically topless, Kate Upton stills from her see-through fantastic moment of last week, Helen Mirren in a classic film flashing top and bottom, Andrea Rincon flashing even curvier bare top and bottom, gorgeous Malena Costa seaside in a bikini, classic shoutout to nekkid Bond Girl Ursula Andress, Imogen Thomas full bountiful bare boobtastic, Jennifer Metcalfe striking hot bikini pics, yet another wayback machine bit of birthday suit action from Linda Blair, Erin Andrews upskirts at the 2012 NHL, Laura Prepon higher-res topless, Claire Danes pokies in yoga, Kelly Brook pokies of her own, Halle Berry cleavetastic, Aubrey Plaza upskirt on TV, and, what the hell, why not some Leanna Decker topless pictures, just because you all care. It's a ton of hotness. Take your time. There will be a test!
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Imogen Thomas Pregnant Body Show Helps Turns Blue Monday into Almost MILFtastic Monday
According to some British scientist (and who even knew they had those), the third Monday of January is scientifically the most depressing day of the year for the most number of people in Great Britain. Something to do with Christmas bills coming due, the weather being cold and sucky, and the corner market being out of kidney pies, or something like that. But not everybody on the Isle of England seems to be dour and down today. Take for instance Imogen Thomas, knocked up by some bloke we can't remember, and looking all kinds of hot in her preggo covered topless posings.
Now, you know of our hot nekkid pregnant woman fetish. We will no longer apologize. And as for feeling blue this Blue Monday, well, the only thing blue right now is our... excuse me, not in front of the baby! Enjoy.