I know this will come as a shock to many of you, but it's true, the magical marriage between Hilary Duff and her hockey playing husband has come to an abrupt end.
You're likely to hear much about the possible reasons for this in the media, and I just want to go on record and say that while the special physical relationship that Hilary and I may or may not have been consumed by the better part of the past eight sweaty months, was not the cause of the breakup. I mean, not the sole cause. Maybe a little bit, as such torrid passionate gooey entanglements between a married woman and a lecherous blogger can be. But I guess they also fought over who parked in front or back of their tandem spots, so there was that too. In any event,
Hilary and I respectfully request your privacy at this time. I might release our sex tape, but don't take that as a sign it's time to stop respecting our privacy. Thank you in advance.
Hilary Duff: Short Skirt and Tight Parking Spot Visual Wonderment
You've got to hate it when you've got a big Porsche and only a small parking spot at your private gym. Unless you're just watching Hilary Duff try to maneuver in and out of her sweet parked ride in an really short skirt on her way to a sweaty workout.
The former TV starlet seems to have picked the wrong outfit for wiggling around in tight quarters, or the perfect outfit if the goal is to tease and tantalize her ogling audience with a high leg show and potential peeps of what lies further beneath. Hilary is looking might good these days, I suppose it has something to do with her rigorous workout routine, and that tiny little parking space. Enjoy.
HILARY DUFF IN A LITTLE SEE-THROUGH NUMBER