In this week’s edition of, Hey, Bill, Whatcha Watching, I truly reveal the inner sanctum of my soul by confessing to the fact that I love smoking hot women who likes to show off their bodies for fun, attention, pay, or any of the myriad of complicated reasons for which I promise not to ask follow ups. When a gorgeous woman starts taking off her clothes, don’t ask her why. Just look heavenward and say a little thanks or something. It’s all kind of theoretical to me.
This weekend I’ve been watching tons of cool short form bits of sextastic. Oh, Erika Mitdank teasing white hot in a white tank top, Sara Jean Underwood eating pizza, drinking Bud, and flashing underboob, Katy Perry shot up-butt in concert flashing tuchus suprema, Adriana Lima nipple slipping during a bikini shoot, Maria Menounos deep bends for her health and ours, Hilary Duff incredibly hot BTS, and Kimberley Garner BTS modeling her own swimwear bikini line. Heck, all that and I didn’t have to pay $100 to watch two sweaty guys jousting. Just the girls. Always, just the girls. Enjoy.
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Okay, so maybe these photos of happy go hottie Hilary Duff are a bit touched up by the hands of software. The freshly single former TV starlet has most definitely been putting time and energy into hitting the gym and ship shaping her fine female form for the dating game once more. She really is looking better than almost ever. Oh, Lizzie.
Hilary was the choice of the month for Shape Magazine which inspires women to be their better selves. With similar fervor to how I inspire women to instinctively remember their judo training and reach or their pepper spray. We all motivate in different manners. Hilary Duff has a large scale fan base of the males of the species dating back to her teen TV days. She won’t have trouble finding eligible bachelors lining up to take her out and try to examine her shape just a little bit closer. Good on you, Hilary. Stay away from pro athletes and you just might make this work out fine. Enjoy.
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Hilary Duff in her see-through shirt and Daisy Dukes is another one of those blessed offshoots of wristband crazy Coachella, wherein the music may define the event, but the sextastic celebrities are clearly the most important element.
Dare I say Hilary is single again and ready to mingle with her regular gym visiting worked out sweet mommy body. Still a peach at twenty-seven, Hilary is certain to find no shortage of suitors who dig blonde girls in short shorts. Or out of short shorts. Or just reveling in a little cowgirl fun time. Or all of the above. Oh, Hilary, this has to be karma. Leaving your athlete husband is going to require a rebound fling with a completely non-athletic individual. I volunteer myself. You’ll soon comes to treasure a man who might be missing six pack abs, but his fridge is never short of a six pack for Monday Night Football. Let’s make each other feel shameful. Enjoy.
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The lovely Hilary Duff sported a super tight skirt when she went to talk to the folks on Extra. Hilary has got some amazing curves. I hate me some skinny no curve-havin’ stick figures. A woman should have hips and a butt. But she’s still got a nice small waist. I’ve been a fan of Hilary’s body since back in the day when she was a Disney movie staple. And it’s easy to see why. Along with her tight skirt, her white shirt also hugged her boobage in an oh so right way. Hilary has one of the great underrated funbags in history. Well, I’m here to celebrate them and their achievements. Hilary’s boobs deserve some respect for their awesomeness.
In fact, I think it’s high time there was a boobies award. Hollywood gives out a a million award for random things but not what really matters, like jugs.
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Booty, Hilary Duff
Both Hilary Duff and Aubrey O’Day took to featuring their braless pushes up sweet teats on the red carpet. For Aubrey, this was nothing new on the cleavetastic front. For Hilary, well, let’s just say she’s single again and perhaps ready to mingle again. This certainly won’t hurt.
Much of young Hollywood, all Hollywood really, has gone braless in the past couple of years. I’m not sure who first promoted the trend, I’m just blessedly thankful it happened. Just imagine when we used to spend all that time just to sneak peeks at bras. Wow, tres passe. Now it’s right to the goody good gum drops. Or in the case of Hilary and Aubrey, the best gum drops ever. This is a ‘vs.’, but as always, I’m choosing both. Like I’d ever have the fortitude to tell a girl who looked like either of these sextastic celebrities that they weren’t the winner. They all are in my book. You should see my book. Enjoy.
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Hilary Duff celebrates her divorce with an Instagram bikini pic. (TMZ)
Erin Heatherton‘s body makes me want to jump for joy. (The Chive)
Suki Waterhouse shows off her tremendous booty in GQ. (Huffington Post)
Glee‘s Dianna Agron has her self a good ‘ol fashioned nip slip. (Drunken Stepfather)
Sara Malakul Lane once again proves that she’s the queen of cleavage. (Hollywood Tuna)
Chrissy Teigen is boobtacular at the Justin Bieber roast. (Popoholic)
Shailene Woodley has some mighty cleave herself. (Dlisted)