Miley Cyrus tweets some excellent cleavage. (DrunkenStepfather)
Vanessa Hudgens is a sexy hippie. (Celebuzz)
Kim Kardashian Goes to Booty Boot Camp. (HuffPo)
Hilary Duff and Haylie Duff double swimsuit awesomeness. (GossipCenter)
Jenny McCarthy sister playing lingerie basketball. (TMZ)
Mario sits down with his agent. (CollegeHumor)
Jennifer Love Hewitt unleashes über cleavage. (Popoholic)
As you know, celebrity Twitpics are one of the greatest modern day ogler-friendly phenomenons -- the sextastic pics come right to us. It's like manna from Heaven. Or, if you will, the sober version of celebrity cell phone picture scandals. A few Twitpics came out over the weekend, just demanding a second, third, and fourth look.
Why do I find this so damn hot? Yes, I'm into every known fetish under the sun (or moons), but this 'owling' nonsense is just as idiotic as 'planking' before it. Posing in a thoughtful squat for a random photo was probably fun up until about the fifth grade, when you discovered grown up music, drugs, and the opposite sex. And, yes, I am a grumpy old man. But, I must admit, seeing Hilary Duff squatting on her dining room table? It's kind of making me hungry.
Wherefore art thou, Peter Brady? Separation and pending divorce, not to mention loss of frequent diner card privileges at Koo Koo Roo, have not slowed up hot-bodied Adrianne Curry from twipicking her amazing boobtastic and flesh-curves out to the known universe. And, thank goodness for that. I've always suspected that Adrianne Curry's primary avocation was suntanning; this helps confirm it. Next stop, Comic-Con.
Maria Menounos, we simply don't ever see enough of you. Your previous bikini picture candids have certainly thrilled us with some lovely slips, and while this Twipic remains fairly tame, it does remind me of how often I use you in the deep recesses of my brain between 3:04 AM and 3:07 AM most sleepnights. Ironically, that's a good two minutes more time than you'd have if we were together in the flesh. Enjoy.
Yes, sure, Lizzie McGuire has packed on a few lbs. since her Disney days, but, I kind of like it. With so many skinny mini Hollywood celebrities, I'm not turning my back, nay, I'm turning my ogle eyes right toward those newly buxom bosoms in these Hilary Duff bikini pictures from The Boot where she's vacationing with her husband. Sometimes, mo' body is better body. Hilary Duff is looking great. Enjoy.
Hilary Duff shows off her melons. (Celebuzz)
Beyonce takes on an Italian pop star. (HuffPo)
Damn it, Kim Kardashian. (FoxNews)
Kendra Wilkinson in a bikini. (PopEater)
Anna Kournikova cracks the whip. (GossipCenter)
Arizona State undie run! (TheChive)
Ali Larter hot MILF body. (DrunkenStepfather)
Gisele Bundchen in lingerie. (FoxNews)
Get ready for lots of Playboy Bunnies. (HuffPo)
Lily Aldridge. Damn it. (PopEater)
Hilary Duff looks busty. (Popoholic)
Erin Heatherton and other freckled hotties. (TheChive)
Ashley Greene looking fine. (FabLife)
Osama Bin Laden goes channel surfing. (CollegeHumor)
The Southern Style St. Bernard Event brought out our first appearance of 'looking fine' Britney Spears this week in Hollywood, perhaps marking a return to hotness for the once routinely sextastic pop diva. Give credit where credit is due, it looks like Britney might be hitting the gym and hitting her stride for this summer's tour and looking to recapture at least some of her previous years of sexy. The blonde singer is only 29 years old after all, not exactly like she is some old hag well past her prime; this is her prime if she puts her body and mind into it. C'mon, Britney, we're ready to see some skin back in the game.
In addition to Britney, the event offered up the sexy celebrity likes of Christina Milian, Hilary Duff, Kim Kardashian, and two outstandingly hot barely legal favorites, Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice. Wow, now that's a lotta hotta. Enjoy.
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Battle Danskin: Padma Lakshmi vs. Hilary Duff in A Fight Over Workout Sextastic
Now here's a fight I'd like to see proven out in the ring. I mean, assuming that ring were my bedroom and I got to be the water and towel boy for both opponents. Mmm, sweaty hot girl fights. Padma Lakshmi, who I lust like a lonely shepherd lusts his least resistant ewe, and Hilary Duff, who as Lizzie McGuire taught me so many valuable lessons about being a man, especially when the sound was on mute, both bedecked in their Danskin workout gear for an epic athletic clawing battle to the finish of who can look sexiest sweatiest. Wow. It almost makes me want to do a pushup or something crazy like that. Enjoy.