We previewed this ‘Beauty Book for Brain Cancer’ last week with the entries for Miley Cyrus looking all hot and grown up, now, unleash the veritable fountain of hotness this charity-raising book has to offer in terms of Tinsel Town babes looking all sleek and glamorous. If this isn’t driving the grey matter of your mind to develop some brand new group-fun fantasies, you’re not exercising your mind nearly enough. Enjoy.
Oh, celebrity sisters, thy fetish fantasies you do incite.
Haylie Duff and Hilary Duff hit the gym or spa or spa gym or wherever celebrity girls who are just a tad chunky, but cute, hit after they slap on the lycra and tank tops, grab their expensive handbags, and climb into their BMWs. Granted, Hilary Duff is already pregnant, so we’re delving into double triple kinkiness, but I’m willing to bend my old-fashioned morals to play the role of Meat, in the production of the Duff Sisters Sandwich. The only thing left to decide — before or after a good sweat? So many choices. Enjoy.
Olivia Wilde shows sideboob in the UK. (Celebuzz)
Danielle Staub backs out of her stripping deal. (HuffPo)
Uncle Jesse gives dating advice. (CollegeHumor)
Maggie Gyllenhaal orgasm documentary. (FoxNews)
Kate Moss looking medieval hot. (GossipCenter)
Some good ol’ fashioned downblouse pictures. (TheChive)
Hilary Duff cleans up quite nicely. (Popoholic)
Now here’s a fight I’d like to see proven out in the ring. I mean, assuming that ring were my bedroom and I got to be the water and towel boy for both opponents. Mmm, sweaty hot girl fights. Padma Lakshmi, who I lust like a lonely shepherd lusts his least resistant ewe, and Hilary Duff, who as Lizzie McGuire taught me so many valuable lessons about being a man, especially when the sound was on mute, both bedecked in their Danskin workout gear for an epic athletic clawing battle to the finish of who can look sexiest sweatiest. Wow. It almost makes me want to do a pushup or something crazy like that. Enjoy.