Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff Bikini Candids From the Set of Her New Music Video

Now, here’s something you don’t see every day. At least not for a good long while. Hilary Duff in a little bikini on the beach in Malibu filming a video for her new music single, something something something I don’t know the name. I didn’t even realize Hilary was singing again, or, you know, recording songs. I thought that went away with mommyhood. Apparently not. Nor did her ogle-worthy bikini body, which we really haven’t seen for some time now.

Hilary was in and out of towels on the beaches of Malibu filming what I’m sure is quite the deep and profound music video. We mostly shot her out of her towels, sending Hilary Duff lust flashbacks ricocheting through my cranium. That’s more pleasant than it sounds. Hilary may not have the tall sleek model body in a bikini, but she has a whole lot of that intangible quality I like to call, Me Want Very Badly. Enjoy.

Hilary Duff’s Camel Toe Got A Workout

Actress and singer Hillary Duff was spotted leaving the gym in LA sporting some serious camel toe. There is a caravan’s worth of camel toe happening in her pants. You can pretty much see all of the delicate contours of her lady bits. You can also see through her shirt to her sports bra. I do so love what these wacky girls wear to the gym. I don’t know how practical they are but they sure look good in them. I remember being told that you should exercise in loose fitting clothes for maximum mobility. Then again, maybe they just told me that because I don’t look like Hilary Duff. Hilary is exceptionally hot. I remember back when she was a teenager playing Lizzie Maguire and thinking, “One day you will be older and I won’t feel bad thinking that you are sexy”.

Maybe she was coming from a yoga class. It’s my experience that yoga causes camel toe more than any other exercise. Upward facing camel toe.

iHeart Music Awards Bring Out Shakira, Selena Gomez, Pia Toscana and Other Pop Music Hotties

If you’re going to really celebrate music, why not bring out a bunch of super hot girls who mostly make some pretty horrible music, but look pretty damn awesome doing so. The fine ladies of pop music like Rihanna, Shakira, Pia Toscana, Hilary Duff, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande and other fine lovely lasses of the auto-tuned and produced pop music world brought down the house at the iHeart Music Awards last night in Los Angeles.

As you know, what the world needs right now is even more award shows to give the same people trophies over and over again for fronting somebody else’s music created on somebody’s PC at home. Well, maybe not so much that, but any opportunity to bring out the petite sextastics is fine by me. I love seeing the girls of my various rated dreams in various decked out wardrobes trying to out preen one another. Until somebody breaks into song, I am very much in this moment. Enjoy.

Hilary Duff Nipples Are Happy to Be Exercising

Hilary Duff is getting herself back into fine ole shape after a near divorce and a youngin’ and some very odd romantic overtures from Aaron Carter, and her nipples at least seem happy to be back in the gym

The former TV starlet has remained ever cute, even as her shape has changed through the years, now headed in the hot mommy direction, completely with yoga pants and some headlights poking through her sports bra outside the gym. This is the standard m.o. for young celebrity moms that we’ve come to almost take for granted here in Los Angeles. Almost. But not quite when Hilary’s high beams are shining on. I shall never forsake a good nipple poke. Enjoy.

Hilary Duff: Short Skirt and Tight Parking Spot Visual Wonderment

You’ve got to hate it when you’ve got a big Porsche and only a small parking spot at your private gym. Unless you’re just watching Hilary Duff try to maneuver in and out of her sweet parked ride in an really short skirt on her way to a sweaty workout.

The former TV starlet seems to have picked the wrong outfit for wiggling around in tight quarters, or the perfect outfit if the goal is to tease and tantalize her ogling audience with a high leg show and potential peeps of what lies further beneath. Hilary is looking might good these days, I suppose it has something to do with her rigorous workout routine, and that tiny little parking space. Enjoy.

Hilary Duff Getting Divorced, We Respectfully Request Our Sexual Privacy

I know this will come as a shock to many of you, but it’s true, the magical marriage between Hilary Duff and her hockey playing husband has come to an abrupt end.

You’re likely to hear much about the possible reasons for this in the media, and I just want to go on record and say that while the special physical relationship that Hilary and I may or may not have been consumed by the better part of the past eight sweaty months, was not the cause of the breakup. I mean, not the sole cause. Maybe a little bit, as such torrid passionate gooey entanglements between a married woman and a lecherous blogger can be. But I guess they also fought over who parked in front or back of their tandem spots, so there was that too. In any event,

Hilary and I respectfully request your privacy at this time. I might release our sex tape, but don’t take that as a sign it’s time to stop respecting our privacy. Thank you in advance.

Hilary Duff Bare Midriff Bursting and Other Fine Things to Ogle

What Did She Paint on Her Belly?

Hilary Duff makes pregnant hot again on Twitter. (Huffington Post)

- Elisabetta Canalis and Rihanna battle it out in sextastic bikini war. (FoxNews)

- Serena Williams has a body she will make you love. (GossipCenter)

- Beyonce had some killer looks in her videos this year. (Celebuzz)

- A belated sexy Merry Christmas from Candice Swanepoel (Popoholic)

- Hot girls. Hot lingere. ‘Nuff said. (TheChive)

- Angela Simmons, sexy red Christmas dress. (GlobalGrind)