Hilary Duff

Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba Sexy Glamourous Hot in ‘Beauty Book for Brain Cancer’

And not just Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, but Leighton Meester, Demi Lovato, Lindsay Lohan, Hayden Panettiere, and Hilary Duff. It’s like a pantheon of sexy celebrities.

We previewed this ‘Beauty Book for Brain Cancer’ last week with the entries for Miley Cyrus looking all hot and grown up, now, unleash the veritable fountain of hotness this charity-raising book has to offer in terms of Tinsel Town babes looking all sleek and glamorous. If this isn’t driving the grey matter of your mind to develop some brand new group-fun fantasies, you’re not exercising your mind nearly enough. Enjoy.

Dead Sexy

Early Halloween look for Katy Perry. (HuffPo)

Halle Berry vs. Cameron Diaz: Bikini Battle. (FoxNews)

Good morning, Hilary Duff. (GossipCenter)

Say it aint so, Bree Olson! (TMZ)

Ali Larter nipples want out. (DrunkenStepfather)

Koopa Troopa open mic night. (CollegeHumor)

Hey there, Michelle Williams cleavage. (Popoholic)

Happy Bare Thigh to You

Pippa Middleton celebrates a leggy birthday. (DrunkenStepfather)

Anne Hathaway is taking names. (HuffPo)

Scarlett Johansson tries to sing and looks hot doing it. (HuffPo)

Incredibly dumb cheaters get busted. (CollegeHumor)

Hilary Duff works it while she’s still got it. (Popoholic)

The latest on the Kim Kardashian sex tape. (TheSuperficial)

Girls getting wet. (TheChive)

Destiny’s Child

Beyonce gets knocked up. (HuffPo)

Bar Refaeli bikini twitpics. (Popoholic)

A really crappy job. (CollegeHumor)

Hilary Duff makes money by sitting on her butt. (TheFABlife)

Nicki Minaj crashes Taylor Swift concert. (GossipCop)

An asstastic salute to Kim Kardashian. (Celebslam)

And Nickie Minaj has been hanging with Rihanna too. (GossipOnThis)

Courtney Stodden is one year older, still jailbait. (dListed)

The Duff Sisters Hit All the Sisterly Fantasy Marks

Oh, celebrity sisters, thy fetish fantasies you do incite.

Haylie Duff and Hilary Duff hit the gym or spa or spa gym or wherever celebrity girls who are just a tad chunky, but cute, hit after they slap on the lycra and tank tops, grab their expensive  handbags, and climb into their BMWs. Granted, Hilary Duff is already pregnant, so we’re delving into double triple kinkiness, but I’m willing to bend my old-fashioned morals to play the role of Meat, in the production of the Duff Sisters Sandwich. The only thing left to decide — before or after a good sweat? So many choices. Enjoy.

Side Show

Olivia Wilde shows sideboob in the UK. (Celebuzz)

Danielle Staub backs out of her stripping deal. (HuffPo)

Uncle Jesse gives dating advice. (CollegeHumor)

Maggie Gyllenhaal orgasm documentary. (FoxNews)

Kate Moss looking medieval hot. (GossipCenter)

Some good ol’ fashioned downblouse pictures. (TheChive)

Hilary Duff cleans up quite nicely. (Popoholic)

Battle Danskin: Padma Lakshmi vs. Hilary Duff in A Fight Over Workout Sextastic

Now here’s a fight I’d like to see proven out in the ring. I mean, assuming that ring were my bedroom and I got to be the water and towel boy for both opponents. Mmm, sweaty hot girl fights. Padma Lakshmi, who I lust like a lonely shepherd lusts his least resistant ewe, and Hilary Duff, who as Lizzie McGuire taught me so many valuable lessons about being a man, especially when the sound was on mute, both bedecked in their Danskin workout gear for an epic athletic clawing battle to the finish of who can look sexiest sweatiest. Wow. It almost makes me want to do a pushup or something crazy like that. Enjoy.