Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff Getting Divorced, We Respectfully Request Our Sexual Privacy

I know this will come as a shock to many of you, but it’s true, the magical marriage between Hilary Duff and her hockey playing husband has come to an abrupt end.

You’re likely to hear much about the possible reasons for this in the media, and I just want to go on record and say that while the special physical relationship that Hilary and I may or may not have been consumed by the better part of the past eight sweaty months, was not the cause of the breakup. I mean, not the sole cause. Maybe a little bit, as such torrid passionate gooey entanglements between a married woman and a lecherous blogger can be. But I guess they also fought over who parked in front or back of their tandem spots, so there was that too. In any event,

Hilary and I respectfully request your privacy at this time. I might release our sex tape, but don’t take that as a sign it’s time to stop respecting our privacy. Thank you in advance.

Hilary Duff Bare Midriff Bursting and Other Fine Things to Ogle

What Did She Paint on Her Belly?

Hilary Duff makes pregnant hot again on Twitter. (Huffington Post)

- Elisabetta Canalis and Rihanna battle it out in sextastic bikini war. (FoxNews)

- Serena Williams has a body she will make you love. (GossipCenter)

- Beyonce had some killer looks in her videos this year. (Celebuzz)

- A belated sexy Merry Christmas from Candice Swanepoel (Popoholic)

- Hot girls. Hot lingere. ‘Nuff said. (TheChive)

- Angela Simmons, sexy red Christmas dress. (GlobalGrind)

Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba Sexy Glamourous Hot in ‘Beauty Book for Brain Cancer’

And not just Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, but Leighton Meester, Demi Lovato, Lindsay Lohan, Hayden Panettiere, and Hilary Duff. It’s like a pantheon of sexy celebrities.

We previewed this ‘Beauty Book for Brain Cancer’ last week with the entries for Miley Cyrus looking all hot and grown up, now, unleash the veritable fountain of hotness this charity-raising book has to offer in terms of Tinsel Town babes looking all sleek and glamorous. If this isn’t driving the grey matter of your mind to develop some brand new group-fun fantasies, you’re not exercising your mind nearly enough. Enjoy.

Dead Sexy

Early Halloween look for Katy Perry. (HuffPo)

Halle Berry vs. Cameron Diaz: Bikini Battle. (FoxNews)

Good morning, Hilary Duff. (GossipCenter)

Say it aint so, Bree Olson! (TMZ)

Ali Larter nipples want out. (DrunkenStepfather)

Koopa Troopa open mic night. (CollegeHumor)

Hey there, Michelle Williams cleavage. (Popoholic)

Happy Bare Thigh to You

Pippa Middleton celebrates a leggy birthday. (DrunkenStepfather)

Anne Hathaway is taking names. (HuffPo)

Scarlett Johansson tries to sing and looks hot doing it. (HuffPo)

Incredibly dumb cheaters get busted. (CollegeHumor)

Hilary Duff works it while she’s still got it. (Popoholic)

The latest on the Kim Kardashian sex tape. (TheSuperficial)

Girls getting wet. (TheChive)

Destiny’s Child

Beyonce gets knocked up. (HuffPo)

Bar Refaeli bikini twitpics. (Popoholic)

A really crappy job. (CollegeHumor)

Hilary Duff makes money by sitting on her butt. (TheFABlife)

Nicki Minaj crashes Taylor Swift concert. (GossipCop)

An asstastic salute to Kim Kardashian. (Celebslam)

And Nickie Minaj has been hanging with Rihanna too. (GossipOnThis)

Courtney Stodden is one year older, still jailbait. (dListed)

The Duff Sisters Hit All the Sisterly Fantasy Marks

Oh, celebrity sisters, thy fetish fantasies you do incite.

Haylie Duff and Hilary Duff hit the gym or spa or spa gym or wherever celebrity girls who are just a tad chunky, but cute, hit after they slap on the lycra and tank tops, grab their expensive  handbags, and climb into their BMWs. Granted, Hilary Duff is already pregnant, so we’re delving into double triple kinkiness, but I’m willing to bend my old-fashioned morals to play the role of Meat, in the production of the Duff Sisters Sandwich. The only thing left to decide — before or after a good sweat? So many choices. Enjoy.