Oh, happy silly Manhattan spring photo shoots. How you life my spirits. As winter recedes in the Big Apple, the young ladies in their dresses come out pimping for the cameras to remind all the New Yorkers it’s time to ditch the parkas and purchase into some pricey colorful dresses. Why not pull out all stops with the youthful Bella Thorne and Hailey Baldwin teen modeling up a storm for some silly girls clothing line visual pitch.
Both these girls are in high demand these days, most notably Bella who is cast in about thirty-seven movies at the moment, which I have to presume is more fun than high school because there’s far less typing involved. As fun as it is to see these two vixens working the modeling world independently, teaming them up makes me to put on a big goofy smile as well and declare my love of fashion and the hotties who pimp it. Spring has sprung, among other things. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI
The first rule of sextastic celebrity attendance at Coachella, dress like you once saw your parents in a hippy picture. Only do so from designer stores. Second rule, show lots of skin, because it’s the desert and it’s a concert and there are cameras everywhere. The third rule has to do with making out with your boyfriend ever hour but that rule we ignore here on Egotastic because it pains me to see this bevy of beauties being ravished by anyone other than me.
Say what you will about the music lineup and the sweaty packed masses in the general admissions area, the VIP swank brings out the Tinsel Town hotties everywhere, this year including Kendall Jenner, Bella Thorne, Alessandra Ambrosio, Fergie, Sarah Hyland, Paris Hilton, and many more. I’m not physically able to endure ten dollar bottled waters and the sight of ten thousand men in bandanas so I have had to put Coachella on hold, but if I ever score myself a pass to that important hotties persons only section, I’m igniting the Egotastic! blimp and heading for Indio. The sights, oh, the sights. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet
Hailey Baldwin continues her romp down the show-off yellow brick road, now that she’s hit eighteen and is an official full time model with a part time side of partying. The Baldwin daughter is now appearing in international magazines, including this lingerie inspired cleavage baring spread in L’Officiel in The Netherlands. She certainly looks comfortable sharing shots of her nubile body, which is good, since this is her chosen profession, likely to last all the way until 23, the age of model retirement.
Hailey Baldwin joins the up and coming barrage of Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid in terms of next-gen celebrity exhibitionists taking the world of fashion and style and long lean bodies by teenaged storm. A changing of the guards if you will. Certainly the right time to polish one’s bishop, you know, just for propriety sake. We expect to see more of you in the near future, Hailey. Much much more. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: L’Officiel Netherlands
Hailey Baldwin as a construction worker…a naughty construction worker. (WWTDD)
Do you enjoy looking down women’s blouses? Well, you’re in luck. (The Chive)
Gigi Hadid and the other SI models rock climbing in bikinis. That is all. (TMZ)
Blake Lively is chesty as F at New York Fashion Week. (Huffington Post)
Seeing Kerri Russell‘s naked booty fulfills all my teenage Felicity fantasies. (Drunken Stepfather)
Alyssa Miller looks better in lingerie than your girlfriend. A lot better. (Hollywood Tuna)
Anna Kendrick is the queen of cleav. (Popoholic)
Love Magazine refers to their annual dancing of the young models as their advent calendar. It still seems like young models dancing and modeling in their underthings to me, but I’m a purest, also a prurient ogler, so this works out just as well for me as a wall calendar.
Hailey Baldwin just turned eighteen a couple weeks ago and as a Baldwin offspring and Jenner family friend and all around blonde model, she was obliged really to star in this latest and great girl in her bra dancing in an empty motel room memes that seem popular among the teen girl set these days. I can’t speak much to her dancing skills but the modeling talents seem genuine in Stephen’s daughter.
I suspect we’ll be seeing much more of her shortly without the bra, but that’s just a guess, or a hopeful wish now that she’s eighteen and I can express such views without being strangled by a string of pearls from the pearl clutches who keeps the barbarians at the gate. Enjoy.
With just a couple weeks to go until her barely legal birthday, model, celebrity daughter, and Kendall Jenner BFF Hailey Baldwin decided to give it one more Lolita romp around the Big Apple with a cherry red sucker in her mouth straight out of some book that I probably should return to the public library after fifteen years overdue. Hailey Baldwin has sort of stolen the spotlight from her cousin Ireland Baldwin who spent her barely legal year eschewing modeling in favor of Sapphic love making with her older female rapper girl squeeze. Fair enough. Hailey has stuck to Manhattan and turning her several years of a grade school education and her name and looks and genetic gifts into a burgeoning modeling career. Whatever else is going on there behind the red lolly is something that we can’t really discuss in full for another couple weeks. Suffice it to say, nice girls finish last. Sort of like nice guys, despite the protestations otherwise.
Hailey Baldwin, you are going places. I presume you’re ready. Enjoy.
Kendall Jenner is spending the summer in the Hamptons with her family being filmed, like we all did when we reached the age of high school graduation though not necessarily graduating. I’d complain in some shape or manner, but I’d rather watch Kendall Jenner in her bikini floating on a paddle board along with her teen friend Hailey Baldwin, the non-lesbionic Baldwin model offspring. I’d feel bad about peeping on this innocent sunbathing session were it not for the fact that a team of E! cameramen were nearby staging the entire event. Plus, I’m sort of incapable of shame.
It’s hard to look at grown up Kendall and not harken back so many years ago when she was just an innocent starting out on Keeping Up With the Kardashians by laying in her swimsuit on a paddle board. Now, here she is, an adult, laying in her swimsuit on a paddle board. She’s come a long way. And so have we, to the point now I can even mention how she got the model hot body in her family. She is the one. Not like in the Matrix, just in my corrupt an already corrupted Jenner dreams. Enjoy.