Egotastic
I've narrowed down the profile of the dudes madly in lust with food network cleavy mini-hottie, Giada De Laurentiis. It's guys with girlfriends or wives (or, you know, paid escorts) who are forced to tune their tubes to the cooking channels and Giada finally gives them a reason to gladly do so, while still appearing like champs to their ladyfolks. Okay, the group also includes guys who like petite Italian women with sweet perky mammaries. So, basically, everybody.
We don't get a super glimpse of the Giada funbags in her new pictorial for Health magazine, but we get just enough to keep those everybody's salivating for sure. They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but we guys know the honest truth, and that's a solid half-foot off in assumption. Enjoy.
Maria Menounos and Giada De Laurentiis Fill Out Two Parts of the Perfect Threesome at the Pink Party in L.A.
Wow, talk about a fantasy come to life. Greek goddess Maria Menounos and Italian cleave-princess Giada De Laurentiis together at a Pink Party, which isn't quite the same Pink Party that I imagine having with Maria and Giada back at my place, but it was stil good enough to get pretty much every nerve in the body trembling at the sight of 2/3 of what could be the perfect Vaseline Intensive Care party threesome.
And, speaking of perfectly oiled down 2/3 of the perfect threesome, just end of last week the very same Maria Menounos was standing aside the G-rated, but belusted Victoria Justice, and we nearly lost our marbles.as it were. This is getting to be a truly wonderful trend. Enjoy.