Giada De Laurentiis

Giada De Laurentiis Cleavy Hotness at Fine Living Presentation in Milan

Giada De Laurentiis is simply one of those celebrity minxes that most everybody dreams of being their three day weekend playmate. I'm not sure exactly what it is about certain petite ladies of Celebrityville that catch on with a wide and lusty-hearted audience, but Giada and her omnipresent cleavage seem to draw an exceptional number of oohs and aahs. Is it her hottie little neighbor next door appeal? Her ability to ride you until you beg for mercy than make you the perfect omelet? Okay, that last one may be taking directly from a dream I had Monday evening.

Giada was in Milan, the home country, pimping the shizz out of one or more of her cooking and lifestyle products. As always, she was looking mighty cleavetastic and picture perfect right down to her sparkling smile placed perfectly above her bulging chest. Oh, man, I'm falling into a Giada lust spiral. Somebody get me my spatula. Enjoy.

Giada De Laurentiis, Victoria Justice, and AnnaSophia Robb Go Red for Hottie Heart Health in The Big Apple

I'll tell you what keeps my heart healthy, checking out incredibly hot ladies of the evening. And by that, I mean our finest decked out celebrities hitting the red carpet for galas and good causes as Giada DeLaurentiis, Victoria Justice, and AnnaSophia Robb did last night for the American Heart Association feel good evening.

The ladies all wore red in honor of the cardiac theme for the evening, and man did they each look rather stunning. Pulse-raising if you will. Each of them providing a reason for a racing heart, sweaty palms, and in the good kind of way. I feel better already. Though my blood does seem to be racing to my extremities. I better call a doctor that looks like Giada. Dare to dream. Enjoy.

Haley King and Giada De Laurentiis Highlight the Boobtastic Goodness at Daytime Emmy Awards

There's a thing called the Daytime Emmy Awards. Think of it as the Emmy Awards, but strictly for unemployed heavier set people who watch a lot of TV during the day. To be fair, that group also includes relatively slender stoners, retired police officers, and working bartenders. Still, it's mostly shows most people have never heard of winning awards. Talk shows, judge shows, soaps, cooking and lifestyle shows, and yadda yadda yadda.

BUT, there is definitely something to be said for the hotness of some of the winners and attendees over the weekend, most notably the boobtastic faptastic displays put on by young busty Haley King, and veteran cleavetastic queen, Giada de Laurenttis. Both ladies brought some serious chest skin exhibition game to the award show. It's almost enough to make me want to take up daytime television watching. I do so love my couch and Bugles. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos and Giada De Laurentiis Fill Out Two Parts of the Perfect Threesome at the Pink Party in L.A.

Wow, talk about a fantasy come to life. Greek goddess Maria Menounos and Italian cleave-princess Giada De Laurentiis together at a Pink Party, which isn't quite the same Pink Party that I imagine having with Maria and Giada back at my place, but it was stil good enough to get pretty much every nerve in the body trembling at the sight of 2/3 of what could be the perfect Vaseline Intensive Care party threesome.

And, speaking of perfectly oiled down 2/3 of the perfect threesome, just end of last week the very same Maria Menounos was standing aside the G-rated, but belusted Victoria Justice, and we nearly lost our marbles.as it were. This is getting to be a truly wonderful trend. Enjoy.

Giada De Laurentiis Cleaves Her Way Into Your Lust Kitchen in Health Magazine

I've narrowed down the profile of the dudes madly in lust with food network cleavy mini-hottie, Giada De Laurentiis. It's guys with girlfriends or wives (or, you know, paid escorts) who are forced to tune their tubes to the cooking channels and Giada finally gives them a reason to gladly do so, while still appearing like champs to their ladyfolks. Okay, the group also includes guys who like petite Italian women with sweet perky mammaries. So, basically, everybody.

We don't get a super glimpse of the Giada funbags in her new pictorial for Health magazine, but we get just enough to keep those everybody's salivating for sure. They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but we guys know the honest truth, and that's a solid half-foot off in assumption. Enjoy.

Giada De Laurentiis All Wet and See-Through and Boobtastic For the Today Show in Barbados

We know there's a tremendously untapped fountain of lust for the minxy little chef, Giada De Laurentiis. Those of you who've been discreetly staring over your wife or girlfriend's shoulder when the hot Italian-American flashes her omnipresent cleavage on the TV Food Network as she jiggles her tomatoes (in the pan) back and forth. Now, by the Power of Greyskull, we have some out of the kitchen shots of the boobtastic little cooking hottie, in a see-through to her bikini wet top working the week's co-hostess duties on The Today Show filming from Barbados. Yeah, we cut out Matt Lauer, sorry. And we could use much more (or less clothes) on the sextastic pixie-like Giada, but for today, a little moistness around the happy happy chest will most definitely hit the spot. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Ariana Grande Upskirt, Giada DeLaurentiis Nipple Slip, Rosie Jones Boobtastic, Julie Bowen Wardrobe Malfunction, Stacy Keibler Bare Bottom, and Shanina Shaik Hotness

 

Each week, we leave it up to our readers to collect and disseminate (apropos) some of the finest faptastic fineries in all of celebrity land, and you all never disappoint. You're the Kobe Bryant of consistent scoring, you know, minus the backcourt hotel room misconduct. It's all good.

This weeks contribution from our ogling community at large includes a peek-a-butt of Ariana Grande, a single-frame slip of ever-cleavy Giada De Laurentiis, Rosie Jones flashing her mighty roses, what at least appears to be a Julie Bowen bare top reveal, Stacy Keibler and her perfect asstastic on your coffee table, and newcomer Shanina Shaik spreading the multicultural hotness.