Kate Hudson And Giada De Laurentiis Plunging Cleavage For Campari Calendar 2016

Kate Hudson and Giada de Laurentiis went teat to teat last night at the elegant decked out Campari calendar event, each of the ladies bringing out their braless boobtastic wares in an attempt to win the red carpet.

Kate Hudson was showing so much chest the police nearly arrested her, though really that was me dressed up in a cop costume with handcuffs to see if I could get to come with me for a little interrogation time. As for Giada, the Food TV Network busty minx seems to be delighting in her eligible chesty lady status. A girl who can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, then make you beg to eat if off of her spectacular funbags. That's not a nothing. That's a something. Kate, Giada, I can't choose between you two. How about we solve this in the manner of the French menage system of adjudication. Call me the meat. Enjoy.

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