bill-swift - March 27, 2014
Giada De Laurentiis is simply one of those celebrity minxes that most everybody dreams of being their three day weekend playmate. I'm not sure exactly what it is about certain petite ladies of Celebrityville that catch on with a wide and lusty-hearted audience, but Giada and her omnipresent cleavage seem to draw an exceptional number of oohs and aahs. Is it her hottie little neighbor next door appeal? Her ability to ride you until you beg for mercy than make you the perfect omelet? Okay, that last one may be taking directly from a dream I had Monday evening.
Giada was in Milan, the home country, pimping the shizz out of one or more of her cooking and lifestyle products. As always, she was looking mighty cleavetastic and picture perfect right down to her sparkling smile placed perfectly above her bulging chest. Oh, man, I'm falling into a Giada lust spiral. Somebody get me my spatula. Enjoy.