Check out these sexy pics of Emma Stone in lingerie for “Cabaret”. (Drunken Stepfather)
Say what you want about Lance Armstrong, his girlfriend Anna Hansen is hot. (TMZ)
Selena Gomez is cleavtastic in a blue dress going to the Jimmy Kimmel show. (Hollywood Tuna)
Georgia Fowler in a bikini is just what you need today. (Popoholic)
Britney Spears looks 2002 amazing in a crop top shirt. (The Superficial)
Courtney Stodden, her boobs, and her dogs went out on the town. (Dlisted)
Kerry Washington shows off now makeup and big cleav for Allure Magazine. (Huffington Post)
Emma Stone went into the closet of show-off dresses for the Venice Film Festival premiere of Birdman and came out with a dress that showed off about as much cleavage as the petite chested thespianic could provide. I more than admire the effort, the outfit, and the chest goodness of the movie making hottie.
Emma Stone doesn’t go for the high profile public appearances or demanding the cameras be on her every move or even exhibiting much skin in public for that matter. Fancy film festivals are a great chance to see her baring her wares on the few occasions she does and reminding us why we fell in lust with her for the first time. Such a beautiful young thing. Now then, I do believe it’s time for a topless role. If I may be so bold as to provide career advice. Enjoy.
Let me start by saying, I don’t think this selfie flying around the interweb is actually Emma Stone. But I’ve been known to be wrong once or thrice or a thousand times in the past. So after an avalanche of emails from so many of you declaring a full-frontal selfie of Emma Stone leaked into digital space, I decided I don’t want to be the wet blanket at the party. Let my team of highly advanced and utterly unpaid CSI investigators have at it. That would be all of you. So, you know, have at it.
I’ve included a picture many of you have seen before of Emma Stone covering her teen topless self in the show Medium from back in the day. I’m not sure if it helps in comparison, but it’s still fun to view. Enjoy.
Oh, happy days for those of us who put in something close to a relatively sort of full week of work. I mean, if you include time prior to third beer of the day as official on the clock time, as I do. It’s Friday. And among other blessed events we celebrate her on the final weekday is the communal gathering of Internet jug loving jockeys who share their largesse with the general Egotastic! community. A little something something we like to call Reader Finds.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Micaela Schaefer topless in one bad prison affair (thanks to EgoReader ‘Wesley’), actress Mircea Monroe topless onscreen (blessed send from ‘Dave’), Shannon Tweed topless in the classic Night Eyes 3 (three times the charm from ‘Linda’), classic film work of the late great Sylvia Kristel (way back find from ‘Damon’), Selena Gomez teasy as she can be in Be magazine (brought to you by ‘Lenni’), Angel McCord topless screencaps from one of her craptastic cinematic ventures (kudos to ‘Ayon’ for the McCord sister skin), Lizzy Caplan topless in her epic True Blood Season 1 scene (thanks for the great reminder, ‘Devon’), buxom brunette Alice Goodwin in one of her online TV show of shows (naughtiness suggested by ‘Bly’), the amazing Kelly Brook right when she broke big in FHM (sheer sextastic provided by ‘Glen’), Beyonce bikini caps from her H&M summer shoot (snapped up by ‘Sir Doug’), Mayra Leal topless sex scene fine work (kicked to our curb by ‘Matt’), Reese Witherspoon topless in the better Twilight movie (caps that ‘Dejuan’ knows we never tire of leering), Emma Stone see-through top in Vanity Fair behind the scenes shoot (bless you heart, ‘Andy’), Smallville’s own Kristin Kreuk flashing a perfect workout asstastic (bentover hotness from ‘Ben’), and what looks almost kinda sorta like a partial nip slip from Mila Kunis in Oz, the Great and Powerful (humbly submitted by ‘Chad’). Enjoy.
We’re going to have to wait a whole year to be certain, because The Amazing Spider-Man 2 doesn’t open until May 2014, but holy crap, we think we know how it’s all going to go down. And that all has to do with set photos revealing Emma Stone‘s Gwen Stacy wearing a suspiciously familiar outfit. The folks over at Yahoo parsed it all out for us. Fair warning: there are some major spoilers ahead.
Gwen Stacy dies. She dies so hard. Yahoo points out that her purple skirt, sea foam green overcoat, and black boots are all identical to those she’s wearing in the comic The Amazing Spider-Man #121 (June 1973), the one in which she gets chucked off the George Washington Bridge by Norman Osborne’s Green Goblin. In that scene, Spiderman catches her, but he discovers that she’s already kicked the bucket and he weeps over her lifeless corpse as he vows revenge. What’s worse, he doesn’t know if she was already dead when she was thrown, or if his spider-catch killed her. Oh the Spidermanity.
Hey, on the plus side Amazing Spider-Man 3 will probably happen. And Spidey’s tears can always be dried by Shailene Woodley‘s Mary Jane Watson. We’d like to cry on her, um, shoulder.
Well, I did spend much of my formative years wondering why my own grandma couldn’t seem to get those lines out of the keester side of her rugged older lady slacks, and I suppose I’m wondering how on the set of The Amazing Spider-Man 2, wardrobe saw fit to dress the minxy Emma Stone in a underwear line revealing outfit that while teasy in its short skirtedness, kind of loses appeal with the granny panties reveal.
Still, Egotastic! is nothing if not resilient in the inevitable procession to naughty fantasies, including some of Emma as Gwen Stacy on the set of the Marvel comic. Short skirts and hose still turn their trick on the soft mushy minds of single-purposed males. Throw in the purple so you never lose your object d’ lust in a crowd, and you have the makings of a very sticky, entangling situation. Enjoy.
Laugh all you want, as the middle school kids who bully me outside my pied-à-terre each middle of the month as I reach for my stack of freshly delivered women’s magazines, but I will have the last laugh as many of these periodicals are rife with the low hanging fruit pluckings of some of the hottest women in Tinsel Town (not to mention fragrance samplers!).
Take for instance W magazine, in which certain months the W stands for ‘wow’, as in, wow, Emma Stone sure looks like a girl who I’d let be my girlfriend in the current edition of the magazine, So maybe I’m fantasizing too much about me and Emma making out heartily on the Jumbotron between innings at the ball game (not to mention what we end up doing in the stairwell behind Section 31 when nobody is watching), but Emma just strikes me as the hot girl next door who you’d really like to help with her homework, if her homework were human anatomy and the exploration thereof. Enjoy.