Egotastic
Laugh all you want, as the middle school kids who bully me outside my pied-à-terre each middle of the month as I reach for my stack of freshly delivered women's magazines, but I will have the last laugh as many of these periodicals are rife with the low hanging fruit pluckings of some of the hottest women in Tinsel Town (not to mention fragrance samplers!).
Take for instance W magazine, in which certain months the W stands for 'wow', as in, wow, Emma Stone sure looks like a girl who I'd let be my girlfriend in the current edition of the magazine, So maybe I'm fantasizing too much about me and Emma making out heartily on the Jumbotron between innings at the ball game (not to mention what we end up doing in the stairwell behind Section 31 when nobody is watching), but Emma just strikes me as the hot girl next door who you'd really like to help with her homework, if her homework were human anatomy and the exploration thereof. Enjoy.
Emma Stone Granny Panty Lines Can’t Hide Her Purple Goodness on Set of Spider-Man 2
Well, I did spend much of my formative years wondering why my own grandma couldn't seem to get those lines out of the keester side of her rugged older lady slacks, and I suppose I'm wondering how on the set of The Amazing Spider-Man 2, wardrobe saw fit to dress the minxy Emma Stone in a underwear line revealing outfit that while teasy in its short skirtedness, kind of loses appeal with the granny panties reveal.
Still, Egotastic! is nothing if not resilient in the inevitable procession to naughty fantasies, including some of Emma as Gwen Stacy on the set of the Marvel comic. Short skirts and hose still turn their trick on the soft mushy minds of single-purposed males. Throw in the purple so you never lose your object d' lust in a crowd, and you have the makings of a very sticky, entangling situation. Enjoy.
RARE SHOTS OF EMMA STONE IN A BIKINI MADE OUR YEAR