Well, I did spend much of my formative years wondering why my own grandma couldn’t seem to get those lines out of the keester side of her rugged older lady slacks, and I suppose I’m wondering how on the set of The Amazing Spider-Man 2, wardrobe saw fit to dress the minxy Emma Stone in a underwear line revealing outfit that while teasy in its short skirtedness, kind of loses appeal with the granny panties reveal.
Still, Egotastic! is nothing if not resilient in the inevitable procession to naughty fantasies, including some of Emma as Gwen Stacy on the set of the Marvel comic. Short skirts and hose still turn their trick on the soft mushy minds of single-purposed males. Throw in the purple so you never lose your object d’ lust in a crowd, and you have the makings of a very sticky, entangling situation. Enjoy.
Laugh all you want, as the middle school kids who bully me outside my pied-à-terre each middle of the month as I reach for my stack of freshly delivered women’s magazines, but I will have the last laugh as many of these periodicals are rife with the low hanging fruit pluckings of some of the hottest women in Tinsel Town (not to mention fragrance samplers!).
Take for instance W magazine, in which certain months the W stands for ‘wow’, as in, wow, Emma Stone sure looks like a girl who I’d let be my girlfriend in the current edition of the magazine, So maybe I’m fantasizing too much about me and Emma making out heartily on the Jumbotron between innings at the ball game (not to mention what we end up doing in the stairwell behind Section 31 when nobody is watching), but Emma just strikes me as the hot girl next door who you’d really like to help with her homework, if her homework were human anatomy and the exploration thereof. Enjoy.
Let’s face it, nothing draws more circumspection among fanboys, if not downright nervous hostility, than the selection of the female leads for some of the more finer, if not expensive, tentpole comic book movies. We’ve had some disagreement with Hollywood in their casting of such V.I.P. roles in the past, but, we must concede, they’ve nailed it right in several cases.
Take a look at our list of some of our more sextastically agreeable comic book movie heroines and superheroes. They can turn an otherwise mediocre fantasy-action film into a true visual treasure. Enjoy.
Our friends at RadarOnline are reporting the existence of an Emma Stone sex tape, from a time before she was a well-known Hollywood hottie, and just a rambunctious younger woman with an adventurous and filming type young boyfriend.
While there are several, complicated steps between the existence of a sex tape and the actual public viewing of such an erotic cinematic venture, you can’t get to Z without starting with A, or Easy A you might say, so this news has us more than excited for what may come in 2013.
When ladies magazines host parties, the hotties will come.
As it was last night at the Vogue Fashion Fund Awards where Christina Ricci and Ashley Greene bared some tummy and the likes of Emma Stone, Miranda Kerr, and Dakota Fanning just showing up to look fashionably engaged, and you have five parts of what I like to call a menage-a-six, with yours truly thrusting fashion compliments around rapid fire in an attempt to get those dresses off.
Hey, fashion is for ladies, fashion on the floor is for the guys. Enjoy.