Emma Stone

Christina Ricci and Ashley Greene Bare Midriff at Vogue Fashion Fund Awards

When ladies magazines host parties, the hotties will come.

As it was last night at the Vogue Fashion Fund Awards where Christina Ricci and Ashley Greene bared some tummy and the likes of Emma Stone, Miranda Kerr, and Dakota Fanning just showing up to look fashionably engaged, and you have five parts of what I like to call a menage-a-six, with yours truly thrusting fashion compliments around rapid fire in an attempt to get those dresses off.

Hey, fashion is for ladies, fashion on the floor is for the guys. Enjoy.

New Viral Video For ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’

Viral campaigns are an integral aspect to any modern films marketing strategy especially when the competition is as fierce as this summers fare. So for Peter Parker fan boys, most of whom are already moist in anticipation at the return of the webbed wonder's exploits in The Amazing Spider-Man, a new video featuring Denis Leary's Captain Stacy giving an interview to Daily Bugle TV is likely to make them burst.

Unfortunately our beloved J. Jonah Jameson isn't conducting the interview, rather one Eva Predelson. However Leary's Stacy offers us enough to make us forget about the alliterated editor of our favourite newspaper.

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READER FINDS: Maria Menounos Sexy, Bombshell McGee Wearing Just Ink, The First Lady of France Topless, and Much Much More…

 

Let's get right to the goodness that is our communal virtual lovemaking by way of sextastic media that we call Reader Finds. That once a week experience where we all throw the best of the rest into the fire and warm our collective cockles. It is a joyous time indeed.

This week's Reader Finds includes Maria Menounos flashing her sexy times ten, Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee with little on but her ink, Carla Bruni, the First Lady of France, in a topless classic photo, UFC Ring Girl Chandella Powell in a blast from her adult film past, Vanessa Hudgens self-published gun and cheekiness, Alison Brie in a nearly see-through top, China Chow in a definitely see-through top, Candice Swanepoel sexy as a brunette, model Bar Paly flashing her guns, Emma Stone flashing a hint of the sideboob, hot hot Helena Mattson in a lingerie pictorial, Lacey Chabert all cleavy and wonderful, Maryna Linchuk teasy sexy, and Sophie Howard topless in bed. A bundle of babes. 

Emma Stone Bikini Pictures Are Candidly Gingertastic

There are three things I want to see before I die. Paris Hilton's medical records, the Taj Mahal, and Emma Stone nekkid. Not necessarily in that order.

We all lust Emma Stone, we do, let's be real. And after The Amazing Spider-Man this summer, well, we're going to have to share her fantasy-wise with every pre-pubescent boy on the planet. But, for today, she's all ours. And don't you know Emma has rewarded us with some not-oft ogled bits of her ginger-topped body, courtesy of these telescopic bikini candids from her poolside in Rio.

If seeing Emma Stone dripping wet in a little black bikini fresh out of the water isn't making your Easy A just a little bit harder today, you're not ogling properly. Enjoy

Victoria Justice, Erin Wasson, and Miranda Kerr Standouts at InStyle Golden Globes After Party

The after parties are where it all happens. Where the sexy celebrities with acting chops who get to attend the awards get to meet the sexy celebrities who don't have so much of the talking and speaking and emoting talent and we pretend they're all equals, because in the eyes of Egotastic!, if they're hot, they truly are.

In addition to the Golden Globe Awards hotness of Jessica Alba, Emma Stone, and Maria Menounos, the Instyle party featured noteworthy ogling opportunity contributions from always hot Miranda Kerr in a push-up top, Victoria Justice who makes our mouth water with the devil's drool, Erin Wasson, a fashion model and dress designer who designed herself one wicked hot outfit, Kaley Cuoco, bubbly princess hottie, and Billionaire Barbie (yeah, I know, we almost included Nicky Hilton too, but her net negative personality sucked the thrill out of us like a wet sponge). 

And, while the Instyle Party was the place to be in L.A. last night, I'd like to give a shoutout to my poda-masseuse, Gagne Soo, who showed up at my Golden Globes viewing party with three BBWs who plowed through my crudités platter in less than seven minutes. It was like watching a NatGeo sweeps week 'Attack of the...' program. Enjoy.

Shailene Woodley and Emma Stone Lead List of Hotties at National Board of Review Gala

Let the hottie-packed galas continue. 

Last night, the National Board of Review, which from my understanding is a Board that Reviews things on a National level, was reason for a whole bunch of Tinsel Town A-listers to formal party it up in New York and start the season of thespianic self-congratulations in regal style. More important to our cause, the event brought together a sextastic assemblage of Shailene Woodley, the young hottie from The Descendants, Emma Stone, Stacy Keibler, Keira Knightly, and Naomi Watts.

So, basically, the evening mimicked one of my more recurring sexy celebrity fantasies, only with designer gowns instead of sadistic leaning leather lingerie, but essentially similar. Enjoy. 

 

Gangster’s Paradise

Emma Stone is a hot mob wife. (HuffPo)

Playboy wants Lindsay Lohan nude reshoot. (FoxNews)

Jennifer Lawrence likes to play games. (GossipCenter)

I'd like to nurse Rihanna back to health. (TMZ)

Sexy Halloween costumes. (CollegeHumor)

First Malin Akerman and Olivia Wilde.  Now Amanda Seyfried. (theFABlife)

Even Xenu would admit that Katie Holmes and these other celebs are hot. (Ranker)