Emma Glover

Emma Glover Red White and Topless Hot for American Independence and Playboy

 

The day Emma Glover started shooting for Playboy was one of the happiest days of my life. I'll have to have kids someday I suppose to start putting that list into some kind of perspective, but the chance to leer at the ridiculously hot brunette without her clothes on under the visual direction of the photo masters at Playboy is quite the wonderful thing. These are the kinds of things I light candles for late at night.

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Emma has brilliantly brought her British aplomb, make that two plums, to help celebrate the Stars and Stripes during this week of American Independence Day celebrations. Jolly good show really. If only Emma would come to my 4th of July BBQ, my summer bucket list would be already complete. I have vegan options, Emma. I just make people eat them in the corner of shame, but for you, I could make the exception. So damn hot! Enjoy.

Emma Glover Topless and Smoking Hot For Playboy (WIth Another Chance to Get Playboy.TV For One Free Week)

 

I like to think of Emma Glover and I as BFFs. That's like FWB without the B. Oh, that I could have more platonic relationships with gorgeous women in my life. That's the ticket to happiness, not to mention painful crying tears throughout the overnight hours. Nevertheless, while I may never truly experience the full and ample pleasure of knowing Emma Glover in any biblical fashion, the fun parts of the bible that is, that does not take away from the happy tingles I receive viewing her absolutely perfect body and outrageously hot funbags as herein in her new pictorial for Playboy Magazine.

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To celebrate this majestic views of her her royal sexiness, I'm going to become slightly catatonic, followed by a brief frenzy of activity, and then a bath of some sort. I'm also going to extend to you ONE WEEK FREE TRIAL on Playboy.TV. Because it's almost mother's day and mom would want you to be happy. Especially for free. I wouldn't be pimping this if it wasn't bound to make you happier than that tuna sandwich you're about to eat. And you had to pay for that.

Emma Glover, someday, in some parallel universe where there are two suns, I shall experience your two moons with galactic passion. But, for today, it's all about scratch and sniff on my monitor. I can do the two simultaneously thanks to monumental levels of practice. Enjoy.

Emma Glover Will Make Your Heart Flutter, Your Palms Sweat, and Your Knees Weak (Other Body Parts May Be Affected As Well)

 

Damn, I do believe I'm in love with Emma Glover. If love is that knot you feel in your stomach or potentially lower organs every time you see a crazy hot brunette with massively perfect mammaries removing her top on camera. And I'm pretty sure that's exactly what love is.

In her new photoshoot for our friends at Nuts magazine, Emma takes us behind the scenes of her simple, but powerfully passion inducing jugular reveals, dropping her teasy top to reveal the finest pair of funbags this side of heaven. Emma, someday, you and I will have to go for a Starbucks coffee. And that day will be the day they open up their first clothing optional coffee house. I don't like their brew, I just want to get strange with you. Call me, I'm in the book under Horny Bastard With Zero Shame, I'm the 987,000th guy listed. Enjoy.

Emma Glover Topless Goodness Invades My Mind and Fills My Soul and Other Poetic Nonsense

 

Continuing on with our hottie British line of regal temptresses, Emma Glover deserves far more accolade for her stellar good looks and ridiculously hot body that can be delivered with mere words. I'd probably use semaphore flags if given the option. That way I could wave Emma in for a soft landing in my cocoon of Glover appreciation where I keep a shrine to the crazy hot brunette.

Emma Glover is not afraid to get her clothes off outdoors to show you her fine funbags so deeply full of future fun time stories yet to be told. Every time she takes her top off, an angel gets its wings. At least, that's the best way to describe the feeling I get in my nether regions. Oh, Emma, you give so much and ask for so little. I really really like that kind of relationship. You're my hero. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out the Emma Glover official page for all your crazy hot Glovetastic needs.)

Emma Glover Is Finally Nekkid! Playboy.TV Is Free For a Week!

 

You know we've lusted British glamour model Emma Glover since about the time many of you first confirmed that you were anatomically male. She's just one fine looking Britty brunette. However, such as the rules of glamour modeling go in Jolly Old, we never really  got a full peek at Emma's birthday suit goodness that is until now. Thanks to Playboy and Playboy.TV celebrating it's brand new totally free week, we may feast our eyes upon the full frontal goodies of Emma the Alluring.

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This is the first time ever that Playboy.TV has offered a free trial to potential customers. In the very least, you owe it to yourself and the opposable thumbs God gave you to see just how much bawdy fun a TV channel dedicated to sextastic nekkid girls playing around can be. What, were you thinking more cable TV news coverage of missing planes and riots around the world? Nay, my friend, go for the good looking nekkid girls every time. Enjoy.

Emma Glover Topless Library Striptease Provides a Sextastic Shhh on Mammarial Monday

 

As I'm sure you've noticed, I didn't spend a great deal of time in libraries or around books or schools or learning places so much. Had I known outrageously boobtastic women  such as Emma Glover were taking off their clothes in such institutions, I probably would have checked them out more often.

Emma Glover stripping out of her red lingerie in the library just says Christmas to me. Well, presents at least. And while this is the season of giving, not taking, I would like to give Emma Glover's glorious funbags to myself for just one Yuletide evening. I'd like to flock her leaves, if you know what I'm saying. And you probably don't, but I've been waiting almost a full year on that particularly bad pun. Enjoy.

Emma Glover Is Some Kind of Topless Love-r for Your 2014 Wall Hanging Needs

 

Well, my rhyming skills have certainly deteriorated since I was pretty much known as the dirty limerick king of fourth grade, but my lust for all things busty and bodacious and wickedly hot to hang on my wall only heightens as the years pass. Every new preview of every new calendar is like a wave of pleasure overtaking the senses until... well, until I climax with a purchase of the Emma Glover 2014 Calendar for my walls.

You may choose to express your emotional state as you please, but you may not choose to ignore the wicked hot January through December sextastic that Emma Glover holds in store for you for 2014.

Just one amazing looking woman sharing her god-given talents with the rest of the world. Like a saint, with deliciously large knockers. Enjoy.