Somehow, the Hunger Games marketing team has managed to convince both guys and girls that this is a movie they must see which means that this film is going to gross oodles and buckets of cash. And, more importantly, oodles and buckets of sexy celebrities came out to pimp the film on the red carpet of the world premiere last night in Los Angeles, led by the film’s star, Jennifer Lawrence, who is just all kinds of 24 x 7 hot, with last night being no exception. Jennifer gives us Hunger Games of another kind, if you know what I’m saying (and I don’t even exactly know myself what I’m saying, but if it sounds naughty, borderline perverted, then you get my point).
Other sextastic celebs in attendance included an unusually dolled up and cleavetastic Miley Cyrus, a pleasant surprise, along with underrated veteran hottie Elizabeth Banks, sweet brunette yummy delicious Odette Yustman, our farm system favorite, Shailene Woodley, and don’t you know puppet master Kris Jenner got Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner into super short dresses for yet another red carpet photo-fest. We can’t comment on the girls not yet of age, other than to say if we did comment, we’d likely be arrested. Enjoy.
It’s ball check time. And I’m not talking P.E. teacher inventory. You know what I’m saying.
May 18th, the estrogen-laden What to Expect When You’re Expecting comes out in theaters in the U.S. If you attend this film, and I’m speaking to the men among us now, you might just trade those twin jewels in for a gift bag of potpourri scents, because in the very least, emasculation ought to smell like a spring morning.
That being said, for the preggo fetishists among us, well, we’d be remiss if we didn’t share the only male-redeemable elements to this film: Brooklyn Decker, Elizabeth Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Anna Kendrick, and Cameron Diaz. Now imagine them pregnant, or picture them in these promo pics for the film.
Enjoy your kink-fantasy fun time. But, under no circumstances, without a fake mustache, a sombrero, and a legal name change, should you be seen entering a venue to watch this movie. Don’t forsake the jewels.
Hello, Eva Longoria cleavage. (HuffPo)
Kerry Washington looks smoking in Details. (FoxNews)
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley runway sexiness. (GossipCenter)
Elizabeth Banks brings out the big guns. (Celebuzz)
British chick with two, count ‘em, two lady nests. (TMZ)
Nude Iranian actress is pissing Ahmadinejad off! (BuzzFeed)
Courtney Stodden goes jogging in heels. (TheSuperficial)
A year of celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. (HuffPo)
Salma Hayek gets knighted. (FoxNews)
Elizabeth Banks gets Lucky. (GossipCenter)
Rooney Mara debuts Dragon Tattoo in Paris. (Celebuzz)
Demi Moore joins cast of new porn movie. (theFABlife)
The best New Year’s resolutions. (CollegeHumor)
Hayden Panettiere bikini picture. (DrunkenStepfather)
Courtney Stodden rolling around on the floor. (GossipCop)
– Is Rainey Qualley Hollywood’s hottest daughter? (HuffPo)
- Bonnie-Jill Laflin, hot ESPN chick. (FoxNews)
- Is Jennifer Aniston the hottest woman of all time? (GossipCenter)
- Gabrielle Union looking super fine. (Celebuzz)
- Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs try to save their school. (CollegeHumor)
- New movie with Elizabeth Banks, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez and Anna Kendrick. (TheFABlife)
- The hottest sex scenes of the year. (Ranker)
Letters, oh, we get letters, we get letters every day.
And we get a good deal of emails asking why we don’t see more of underrated hottie Elizabeth Banks of recent Zack and Miri Make a Porno and 30 Rock fame. Fact is, we just don’t see Elizabeth out and about very often to snap candids of her blonde earthly delights, so when we came across this Jason Bell photoshoot, we were reminded of why so many of you have virtual perma-wood for Ms. Banks. She really is such a hidden gem of faptitude. Enjoy.
Jennifer Love Hewitt boobtastic movie premiere. (Celebuzz)
Jessica Chastain wants to show more skin. (HuffPo)
Julia Lescova is the sexy new GUESS girl. (FoxNews)
Kirsten Dunst wants you to know about her boobs. (TheSuperficial)
Zooey Deschanel, Rashida Jones and Elizabeth Banks: the hotness trifecta. (TMZ)
Beyonce looks good on the cover of another magazine. (GossipOnThis)
Stacy Keibler works up a sweat. (SocialiteLife)