I have absolutely no clue what the Teen Choice Awards are and not sure how they differ from the MTV Award shows and the billion other made-up award thing on television aimed at a teen audience, and, I don't care, because whatever the heck it is, it brought out the young Hollywood hotties in droves and droves last night to the Universal Amphitheater where 12-year old girl voting ruled the day, with producers throwing in The Kardashians and Tyra Banks and such to try and get a living soul past high school age to pay attention.
Still, the red carpet and show did sizzle with the likes of Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Ashley Greene, Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, Demi Lovato, Avril Lavigne, Alexa Vega, Lucy Hale, Elizabeth Banks, and Blake Lively. Imagine all those girls scantily clad in a Motel 6 standard rack rate room and you kind of are halfway toward my most recurring daydream. So much hotness packed into one tight little space. Enjoy.
Elizabeth Banks Brings the Sexy and Other Fine Things to Ogle
Hello, Eva Longoria cleavage. (HuffPo)
Kerry Washington looks smoking in Details. (FoxNews)
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley runway sexiness. (GossipCenter)
Elizabeth Banks brings out the big guns. (Celebuzz)
British chick with two, count 'em, two lady nests. (TMZ)
Nude Iranian actress is pissing Ahmadinejad off! (BuzzFeed)
Courtney Stodden goes jogging in heels. (TheSuperficial)