Elizabeth Banks

What to Expect When ‘What to Expect When You’re Expecting’ Hits the Theaters (Hide!)

It's ball check time. And I'm not talking P.E. teacher inventory. You know what I'm saying. 

May 18th, the estrogen-laden What to Expect When You're Expecting comes out in theaters in the U.S. If you attend this film, and I'm speaking to the men among us now, you might just trade those twin jewels in for a gift bag of potpourri scents, because in the very least, emasculation ought to smell like a spring morning.

That being said, for the preggo fetishists among us, well, we'd be remiss if we didn't share the only male-redeemable elements to this film: Brooklyn Decker, Elizabeth Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Anna Kendrick, and Cameron Diaz. Now imagine them pregnant, or picture them in these promo pics for the film. 

Enjoy your kink-fantasy fun time. But, under no circumstances, without a fake mustache, a sombrero, and a legal name change, should you be seen entering a venue to watch this movie. Don't forsake the jewels.

Elizabeth Banks Brings the Sexy and Other Fine Things to Ogle

On a Ledge
Elizabeth Banks screens her new movie Read More »
Motorboat Heaven
Eva Longoria tweets epic cleavage Read More »
All in the Details
Kerry Washington gets sexy for a photoshoot Read More »

Hello, Eva Longoria cleavage. (HuffPo)

Kerry Washington looks smoking in Details. (FoxNews)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley runway sexiness. (GossipCenter)

Elizabeth Banks brings out the big guns. (Celebuzz)

British chick with two, count 'em, two lady nests. (TMZ)

Nude Iranian actress is pissing Ahmadinejad off! (BuzzFeed)

Courtney Stodden goes jogging in heels. (TheSuperficial)

Rooney Mara Does Paris and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Tramp Stamp
Rooney Mara Hits Up Paris Read More »
Getting Lucky
Elizabeth Banks New Photoshoot Read More »
Floored
Courtney Stodden Gets Down Read More »

A year of celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. (HuffPo)

Salma Hayek gets knighted. (FoxNews)

Elizabeth Banks gets Lucky. (GossipCenter)

Rooney Mara debuts Dragon Tattoo in Paris. (Celebuzz)

Demi Moore joins cast of new porn movie. (theFABlife)

The best New Year's resolutions. (CollegeHumor)

Hayden Panettiere bikini picture. (DrunkenStepfather)

Courtney Stodden rolling around on the floor. (GossipCop)

Gabrielle Union Big Globes and Other Things to Ogle

Globes
Gabrielle Union looking hot in pink. Read More »
Hottest Ever?
Jennifer Aniston named the hottest woman of all time. Read More »
Sports Gal
Bonnie-Jill Laflin puts the fantasy in fantasy league. Read More »

- Is Rainey Qualley Hollywood's hottest daughter? (HuffPo)

- Bonnie-Jill Laflin, hot ESPN chick. (FoxNews)

- Is Jennifer Aniston the hottest woman of all time? (GossipCenter)

- Gabrielle Union looking super fine. (Celebuzz)

- Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs try to save their school. (CollegeHumor)

- New movie with Elizabeth Banks, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez and Anna Kendrick. (TheFABlife)

- The hottest sex scenes of the year. (Ranker)

Elizabeth Banks Provides Standout Hotness in a Rare Pictorial Appearances

Letters, oh, we get letters, we get letters every day.

And we get a good deal of emails asking why we don't see more of underrated hottie Elizabeth Banks of recent Zack and Miri Make a Porno and 30 Rock fame. Fact is, we just don't see Elizabeth out and about very often to snap candids of her blonde earthly delights, so when we came across this Jason Bell photoshoot, we were reminded of why so many of you have virtual perma-wood for Ms. Banks. She really is such a hidden gem of faptitude. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Jennifer Love Hewitt boobtastic movie premiere. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Chastain wants to show more skin. (HuffPo)

Julia Lescova is the sexy new GUESS girl. (FoxNews)

Kirsten Dunst wants you to know about her boobs. (TheSuperficial)

Zooey Deschanel, Rashida Jones and Elizabeth Banks: the hotness trifecta. (TMZ)

Beyonce looks good on the cover of another magazine. (GossipOnThis)

Stacy Keibler works up a sweat. (SocialiteLife)

Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Ashley Greene Lead Long List of Sextastic Young Ladies at the Teen Choice Awards

I have absolutely no clue what the Teen Choice Awards are and not sure how they differ from the MTV Award shows and the billion other made-up award thing on television aimed at a teen audience, and, I don't care, because whatever the heck it is, it brought out the young Hollywood hotties in droves and droves last night to the Universal Amphitheater where 12-year old girl voting ruled the day, with producers throwing in The Kardashians and Tyra Banks and such to try and get a living soul past high school age to pay attention.

Still, the red carpet and show did sizzle with the likes of Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Ashley Greene, Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, Demi Lovato, Avril Lavigne, Alexa Vega, Lucy Hale, Elizabeth Banks, and Blake Lively. Imagine all those girls scantily clad in a Motel 6 standard rack rate room and you kind of are halfway toward my most recurring daydream. So much hotness packed into one tight little space. Enjoy.