Edita Vilkeviciute

Edita Vilkeviciute Flashing Topless Wonderment for Vogue

By Bill Swift | June 10, 2013 @ 9:43 am

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless in Vogue France July 2013

If there's two things people mock me for the most, it's my extensive women's magazine subscriptions and my belief that someday the world class blonde beauty Edita Vilkeviciute will agree to be my first of three short-term wives. But I have a little secret weapon in my arsenal. It's called hope. That doesn't cover the magazine subscriptions. Those I have to pay for with my Diner's Club card. But the knowledge that someday Edita will be Mrs. Egotastic! for about 17 months before our inevitably ugly divorce, that I just see in my mind's eye. The power of positive fantasizing.

My two main sources of mockery combined today as Edita appears in yet another passion-inducing photo set for Vogue France, flashing a little topless goodness and just some all-over hotness, reminding me again why I'd break my vows of bachelorhood for our one-week honeymoon exploring the steak houses of Omaha, not to mention each other. Edita, call me, now, seriously, I want a summer wedding. Enjoy.

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Edita Vilkeviciute Bikini Pictures Are Downright Faptastic

By Bill Swift | May 9, 2013 @ 8:51 am

Edita Vilkeviciute Bikini Body for a Victoria's Secret Shoot in St. Barts

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Edita Vilkeviciute Topless Steven Lyon Photoshoot

My lovely future bride flashing her bare bazoongas. 9 Photos »

I don't make such serious comments lightly about my future wife, the European model hottie Edita Vilkeviciute, but I do believe Edita may be on the minds of many men and Sapphic leaning women at some point later today, perhaps into the evening. And, I want to say, despite my pending marriage to this tall and lank hot bit of perfection -- I'm okay with that.

Taking her turn in St. Bart's at her Victoria's Secret photoshoot. Edita lit up the entire island with her ridiculously hot body, that killer smile, and good looks for which there currently is no ranking system to capture. I know Edita and I will be happy in our several hours to decades worth of nuptial bliss. I also know I'm going to forbid the wearing of clothes in the home. Enjoy.

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless And Just Effin’ Amazing for Vogue

By Bill Swift | April 29, 2013 @ 1:41 pm

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Edita Vilkeviciute Topless in Vogue France May 2013

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Ah, my future wife, Edita Vilkeviciute, she does take a man's breath away. I suppose this mini-pictorial is meant for the female audience who consume Vogue France, but I couldn't not share this with the rest of you. Yeah, sure, it's my future wife's amazing rack bare for your ogling pleasure, but I am nothing if not selfless and giving, as inspired by my Lithuanian darling.

If you're not reading European women's magazines, you really are missing something quite special. When that kid comes by your door next selling magazine subscriptions, ask him for one of the Frenchie ones where the models are always topless. He'll know what you're talking about . Enjoy.

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Edita Vilkeviciute Covered Topless Glorious Hand-Bras for Elle

By Bill Swift | April 26, 2013 @ 10:00 am

Edita Vilkeviciute Sexy Shoot in Elle France April 2013

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I know it seems like forever that I've been courting Lithuanian super hottie supermodel Edita Vilkeviciute to be my betrothed, forever and forever, or until the sex stops being any good, so maybe like a year or two if we're being honest. And it seems like I've made little progress in this martial regard. But while some might be deterred by the lack of response to over 882 separate letters of passion mailed to Edita in the past three years, 14 of which contained things that have grown on my body, I just see it as a super sextastic catty woman playing the long teasy game of seduction.

And seduce Edita does in her latest pictorial in Elle magazine France where the long and lean beauty gets so excited, she has to touch her own hot self, wrapping her long fingers around her funbags to keep herself looking modest, and/or just really effin' hot. While we'd love for the kitten to lose her mittens and flash her bare loves to the world, there's something super passion inducing about Edita and her hand-bras, the kind I hope to unhook on the evening of our wedding. Enjoy.

OH, MY FUTURE WIFE DOES WEAR A BIKINI QUITE WELL

Edita Vikeviciute Victoria's Secret Bikini Photoshoot

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Edita Vilkeviciute Bikini Pictures Remind Me That My Honeymoon With Edita Will Be Bikini Optional

By Bill Swift | January 30, 2013 @ 7:34 am

Edita Vilkeviciute Bikinis for a Victoria's Secret Shoot in St Barts

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Victoria's Secret has pretty much gobbled up every single good looking bikini model on the planet in their pursuit of owning the rights to all that is is universally hot in swimwear and lingerie, with their latest acquisition being the uber-sextastic Edita Vilkeviciute, the Lithuanian model who has almost sort of kind of promised to be my future wife. I mean, no formal response yet from my proposals, outside of the threatening letters from Interpol which are written in Esperanto or some other such silly language I can't quite interpret. But for a sweet delicious lady like Edita, I can wait another week or month or decade or two until she and I become entwined as one before her family and the actors hired to portray my family.

Just take a look at Edita shooting her bikini catalog spread and tell me you couldn't imagine an apricot jam and spreading knife bit of honeymoon fun with this woman on some tropical island inhabited only be colorful birds that will take sudden flight upon hearing our, well, my, primal cries of ecstasy.

Oh, Edita, be my bride! Enjoy.

My Future Wife Edita Vilkeviciute Can’t Seem To Keep Her Clothes On, Even in Vogue

By Bill Swift | February 24, 2012 @ 7:16 am

The Future Mrs. Egotastic!

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Look, I'm not one to complain about supermodels flashing their funbags for the camera. But after Edita Vilkeviciute and I are betrothed and start straight away toward populating this planet with our half-hot genes, half-warm-beer-and-beef-jerky genes, I'm going to have to insist she quit exposing her hot self as she does in the March edition of Vogue Spain.

It's not so much that I get jealous, I just really think the entire world does not need to see where I'm eating my peas and carrots. Even the perverted require some decorum. Enjoy.

WE ARE GOING TO BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER, EVEN AFTER THE DRUGS WEAR OFF

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Edita Vilkeviciute Topless Makes the Instagram Look Finally Interesting for Guys

By Bill Swift | February 21, 2012 @ 12:30 pm

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I don't like Instagram. It's like a license for people who insist on sharing insipid photos to pretend that they're photos are visually important.

But then I saw the Steve Lyon photoshoot of my future wife, Edita Vilkeviciute, and I realized, yes, there is a reason to digitally alter your photos, because as hot as Edita is flashing her amazing body, a little artist license, yeah, I'll accept some of that. Check it out. And, enjoy.