Edita Vilkeviciute

Edita Vilkeviciute Bikini Pictures Pimping the Two Pieces Swimsuits Like a Champ

It’s that time of year again when my future wife gets paid a bundle that I leave entirely in her name to model the hotties bikinis for the upcoming Spring and Summer seasons. Edita Vilkeviciute is perhaps the most underrated of the world class bikini models, if that’s even possible given her international rankings on the list of top models, not to mention my personal list of women over 5’8″ I’d like to watch honey dripping down their bodies. But she more often is seen in high fashion or trendy artsy shoots than strictly in bikini pimping as she does for Next Swimmwear. And she does it very so well.

Anybody can wear a bikini, the question is, can you make it look ridiculously stunning. Edita is definitely in that limited category of fine female forms who makes everything she wears look like something the genie whipped up after she wished for the perfect head turner at the beach. Edita, when we are finally wed, I might ask that you pull back on some of your more revealing modeling. If you feel the need to slap me and tell me you’ll be making all the important decisions in our marriage, that works too. Just lead with your right please so I can be somewhat prepared. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Next Swimwear

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless Black and White All Over Perfection in SSAW


One of the most common questions I receive, really second most to ‘when do you think you’ll have my money back to me?’ is ‘does your future wife Edita Vilkeviciute still have absolutely perfect funbags and a statuesque lean Lithuanian sextastic female form? I usually try to mumble and mutter around the answer to the first question, but as to the second, well, a definitive yes!

As you know, Edita and I have been taking steps toward holy matrimony for several years now, impeded only by my chivalrous desire to give her all the time and space she needs to take the final plunge. Or the first step. One of the two. Either way, this is a romance for the ages. And if you take a peek at Edita topless in black and white in this pictorial for SSAW Magazine, you might just realize why I wait daily at the altar for her to make her appearance. The wedding night along is worth a multi-year stoic stance at the front of the aisle in a rented tuxedo. The honeymoon and the two to four months of unabashed ecstasy before she wakes from her coma and demands a divorce will be equally priceless. Oh, future Mrs. Egoatastic, how you do make the tulips blossom with your very touch. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Scandinavia SSAW Magazine

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Edita Vilkeviciute Steamy Sextastic By The Sea

You know I always have mixed feelings about showing off hot photos of my future wife. It feels like it may be improper in some manner, but then I remind myself those are just old-fashioned, insecure, possessive type feelings that I need to overcome if my marriage to Edita Vilkeviciute is going to be successful for the two to three years before same-sex boredom naturally kicks-in and I’m back on DateASupermodel.com looking for my next big romance.

Edita is featured all kinds of black wardrobe barely covered and smoking hot in the new edition of Vogue Australia. I suppose that means this pictorial is supposed to connote something about style and fashion. I’m mostly just feeling tingle in my nether regions, but maybe that just means I inherently respond to fashion tips. Or, Edita’s ridiculously hot body and amazing looks, both wet and dry. It’s a toss up. Edita, call me, we have invitations to pick out. Enjoy.

Edita Vilkeviciute Nekkid and Full Frontal Bikini Changing in St. Barts

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I’m beginning to feel a little bit like that William H. Macy character in Boogie Nights who keeps finding his professional adult film star wife ‘engaged’ in off hours work at every turn. I’ve just recovered from knowing that my future wife and extremely hot model Edita Vilkeviciute has been hanging out topless on the beach in St. Barts, now I’ve discovered she was caught changing and all over nekkid on the beach for all the world to see. Well, all the Egotastic! world to see. I feel like our relationship could use a few boundaries.

Obviously, I’m polyamorous, meaning, I have zero self restraint. And I expected to bring this up with Edita when she stops sicking her Teutonic dogs on me every time I get within fifty feet. But the idea that she’s just going to flash her perfect bare funbags and lady nest, not to mention that world class bottom, sans any clothing whenever and wherever she likes. Well, I’m going to have to talk to her about who is wearing the pants in this future marriage. Hopefully, it won’t be more for any great lengths. Enjoy.

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless Beach Candids from St. Bart’s Completely Hot, Completely Uncensored!

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless on a St. Barts Vacation with a Girl Friend
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Wow, I go away for one lousy day and come back to find my future wife Edita Vilkeviciute flaunting around the private beach in St. Bart’s without her top on, taking topless selfies with her topless girl friend, and even changing bottoms on the beach. What is this world coming to? This is really the first time we’ve ever candidly seen Edita showing off her ridiculously hot body completely candid.

As you may know, the Lithuanian hot model  has almost agreed in some measure other than her restraining orders to be my future bride. Like most passionate, near ceaseless sexual romps, our candles will burn out long before our legend ever does, maybe 18 months tops on the marriage, but, it’s all about the memories. I have completely given Edita permission in the past to be baring her body for magazines and professional shoots. I mean, somebody has to earn the NFL TV package in our marriage. But this candid beach romping without any top on. And  those selfies? Where are those going to exactly, because I surely don’t see them in my inbox.

I really do try to be a nice guy. When a bunch of you wrote in to complain how topless photos of my future bride were being censored in the Daily Mail and similar publications, I went out and secured the original uncensored clicks from the photographer. I guess nice guys really do finish last, at least in the line of people who get sneak peeks of Edita’s all over crazy hot birthday suit. I think Edita and I might need some pre-marital counseling. Enjoy.

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My Future Wife Edita Vilkeviciute Topless in M Le Magazine du Monde (Quit Peeking!)

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless in M Le Magazine du Monde Magazine March 2014
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You can’t imagine the combination pride and heartache that comes with your future wife baring her hot body all over the pages of European magazines. Sure, I’m feeling kind of cool and manly about my lady-to-be Edita Vilkeviciute being wicked hot and irresistibly passion inducing to millions of gentleman oglers. It’s called pride of ownership or something like that.

But knowing that my future betrothed is flashing her hot funbags for magazines left and right, or just French, like M Le Magazine du Monde, well, it can eat at a guy, let me tell you. I mean, I trust her. Trust is the centerpiece of our relationship. Well, fiction and fantasy foremost, but then trust comes in tied for third. It definitely pushes the boundaries of insecurity, even for a clearly man’s man of manliness like myself. I’ll have to have a little talk with Edita about this, once I can find her number again. Enjoy.

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Edita Vilkeviciute Isn’t Really Working Out, But She’s Definitely Working Out

Sometimes, I just have to share alluring images of my future wife, Edita Vilkeviciutie, the Lithuanian sweetheart who will soon be filling my home with the many babies that arrive as a by-product of our mutual affection and moderate to heavy drinking.

Edita can pull off the passion inducement whether she be baring most all in an important style spread, or just here in Vogue Paris pretending to workout with dumbbells. She has that certain ‘It’ quality that will ultimately probably make me a little concerned when she says she’s going to the store for 30 minutes and comes back the next morning smelling of some exotic cologne. Such will be the complications of our brief, but tempestuous nuptials. I’m prepared for the heartache and regret, if we can just have that honeymoon. I hope she brings the weights along. Enjoy.