When my future bride Edita Vilkeviciute gets to showing off her fine Lithuanian form in bikinis, I get to remembering why I fell in lust with her those many years ago. One simply perfect looking woman with one outstandingly hot female form, showing off in two piece swimwear for the H&M retail brand.
Now H&M might be kind to offer a warning that your own results may vary from those displayed in the Edita promotional photoshoot. It would be beyond reason to think anybody could match the pure raw bikini pimping power of the future Mrs. Egotastic save for but a small handful of other worldly supermodels. Nevertheless, I more than anyone understands the idea of buying into the dream. That laser beam spec of hope that my phone will ring late night with Edita looking for a booty call just because she’s feeling tense and doesn’t want any complications. It’s why I keep my phone on full ring volume. Still waiting. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: H&M
You know that old joke where some shady guy says to a husband, do you have nekkid pictures of your wife, and the husband says no, then the shady guy says, oh, you want to buy some? That still makes me laugh. But believe me, when EgoReader ‘Reggie’ told me he had some topless hot behind the scenes photos of my almost wife Edita Vilkeviciute, it was no laughing matter. I had to take a look. And, naturally share. Because part of my marital vows include ‘in sickness and in healthy digital publication of all naughty photos’.
These teat-licious visuals of my stunning Lithuanian bride to be actually come from Lui magazine a couple years back. But I’ve not before seen these behind the scene sextastic bits of epic. It only makes me want to upgrade to the Silver Package at the Ramada where I’ll be taking Edita on the first of our eleven planned honeymoons. Silver comes with the coffee maker, which you’re going to want if you intend to make love thirty-seven times in the forty-eight hours they let you have the room. Edita, you so inspire me to feats of erotic passion that I can’t possibly fulfill. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Lui Magazine
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It’s that time of year again when my future wife gets paid a bundle that I leave entirely in her name to model the hotties bikinis for the upcoming Spring and Summer seasons. Edita Vilkeviciute is perhaps the most underrated of the world class bikini models, if that’s even possible given her international rankings on the list of top models, not to mention my personal list of women over 5’8″ I’d like to watch honey dripping down their bodies. But she more often is seen in high fashion or trendy artsy shoots than strictly in bikini pimping as she does for Next Swimmwear. And she does it very so well.
Anybody can wear a bikini, the question is, can you make it look ridiculously stunning. Edita is definitely in that limited category of fine female forms who makes everything she wears look like something the genie whipped up after she wished for the perfect head turner at the beach. Edita, when we are finally wed, I might ask that you pull back on some of your more revealing modeling. If you feel the need to slap me and tell me you’ll be making all the important decisions in our marriage, that works too. Just lead with your right please so I can be somewhat prepared. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Next Swimwear
One of the most common questions I receive, really second most to ‘when do you think you’ll have my money back to me?’ is ‘does your future wife Edita Vilkeviciute still have absolutely perfect funbags and a statuesque lean Lithuanian sextastic female form? I usually try to mumble and mutter around the answer to the first question, but as to the second, well, a definitive yes!
As you know, Edita and I have been taking steps toward holy matrimony for several years now, impeded only by my chivalrous desire to give her all the time and space she needs to take the final plunge. Or the first step. One of the two. Either way, this is a romance for the ages. And if you take a peek at Edita topless in black and white in this pictorial for SSAW Magazine, you might just realize why I wait daily at the altar for her to make her appearance. The wedding night along is worth a multi-year stoic stance at the front of the aisle in a rented tuxedo. The honeymoon and the two to four months of unabashed ecstasy before she wakes from her coma and demands a divorce will be equally priceless. Oh, future Mrs. Egoatastic, how you do make the tulips blossom with your very touch. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Scandinavia SSAW Magazine
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You know I always have mixed feelings about showing off hot photos of my future wife. It feels like it may be improper in some manner, but then I remind myself those are just old-fashioned, insecure, possessive type feelings that I need to overcome if my marriage to Edita Vilkeviciute is going to be successful for the two to three years before same-sex boredom naturally kicks-in and I’m back on DateASupermodel.com looking for my next big romance.
Edita is featured all kinds of black wardrobe barely covered and smoking hot in the new edition of Vogue Australia. I suppose that means this pictorial is supposed to connote something about style and fashion. I’m mostly just feeling tingle in my nether regions, but maybe that just means I inherently respond to fashion tips. Or, Edita’s ridiculously hot body and amazing looks, both wet and dry. It’s a toss up. Edita, call me, we have invitations to pick out. Enjoy.
I’m beginning to feel a little bit like that William H. Macy character in Boogie Nights who keeps finding his professional adult film star wife ‘engaged’ in off hours work at every turn. I’ve just recovered from knowing that my future wife and extremely hot model Edita Vilkeviciute has been hanging out topless on the beach in St. Barts, now I’ve discovered she was caught changing and all over nekkid on the beach for all the world to see. Well, all the Egotastic! world to see. I feel like our relationship could use a few boundaries.
Obviously, I’m polyamorous, meaning, I have zero self restraint. And I expected to bring this up with Edita when she stops sicking her Teutonic dogs on me every time I get within fifty feet. But the idea that she’s just going to flash her perfect bare funbags and lady nest, not to mention that world class bottom, sans any clothing whenever and wherever she likes. Well, I’m going to have to talk to her about who is wearing the pants in this future marriage. Hopefully, it won’t be more for any great lengths. Enjoy.
Wow, I go away for one lousy day and come back to find my future wife Edita Vilkeviciute flaunting around the private beach in St. Bart’s without her top on, taking topless selfies with her topless girl friend, and even changing bottoms on the beach. What is this world coming to? This is really the first time we’ve ever candidly seen Edita showing off her ridiculously hot body completely candid.
As you may know, the Lithuanian hot model has almost agreed in some measure other than her restraining orders to be my future bride. Like most passionate, near ceaseless sexual romps, our candles will burn out long before our legend ever does, maybe 18 months tops on the marriage, but, it’s all about the memories. I have completely given Edita permission in the past to be baring her body for magazines and professional shoots. I mean, somebody has to earn the NFL TV package in our marriage. But this candid beach romping without any top on. And those selfies? Where are those going to exactly, because I surely don’t see them in my inbox.
I really do try to be a nice guy. When a bunch of you wrote in to complain how topless photos of my future bride were being censored in the Daily Mail and similar publications, I went out and secured the original uncensored clicks from the photographer. I guess nice guys really do finish last, at least in the line of people who get sneak peeks of Edita’s all over crazy hot birthday suit. I think Edita and I might need some pre-marital counseling. Enjoy.
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