Wow, Diane Kruger, who we love, was down Cabo way sporting a serious bikini, but hiding from cameras as best possible, our poor photographers lined up in the trees across the state, thankfully, we still got some sweet body shots, even if we had to miss her sweet face.
Hey, you take what you can get when it comes to the celebrity sextastic and we will most definitely take telescopic wonderments of the Kruger body. Enjoy.
I like Diane Kruger.
She's the perfect sort of international film starlet that works on any red carpet on any film festival in the world, and just looks all kinds of hot without looking like she's trying to hard. She seems kind of wild without being high maintenance, intelligent without being too snooty. In short, yes, I'd allow myself to be physically assaulted by her for hours on end.
The Cannes Film Festival is kicking off this week which means a bunch of super self-important snobby types will talk about film as an art form that the masses don't quite understand, mock all the films we tend to love, and award prizes to films about a man who spends twenty years searching for his lost loafer during some country's revolutionary era. And that's all well and good and important I'm sure, but far more important are the super sextastic celebrities who will soon be lighting up the red carpets across the city in the coming days. And Diane Kruger is a sweet way to kick things off. Enjoy.
There are any number of major parties surrounding the Oscars, but perhaps the elite see-and-be-seen party each year belongs to Vanity Fair, where both the actual sextastic talent and the sextastic non-talent join forces to create a visual delight of hotness for those who love the decked out to the hilt celeb affairs. It's really a chance for Hollywood to show off its real drawing power, that being the super good looking women who flock here to call it home.
Last night's soiree of the sexy celebs was highlighted by Sofia Vergara, who absolutely looks mega-hot whenever she dresses or undresses for events, Natalie Portman, in her first real return-to-hotness public appearance since having a baby with her seemingly gay husband, ever-hot Olivia Wilde, our Latina sweetheart, Selena Gomez looking all grown up, cute as a button I'd like to snap, Amy Adams, and model-sexy actress Diane Kruger. There were more, but this half-dozen formed a gaggle of hotness that could literally be seen from outer space. Enjoy.
People are pissed at Miley Cyrus. (HuffPo)
Lindsay Lohan has competition. (FoxNews)
Sophie Monk in Maxim Australia. (GossipCenter)
Diane Kruger looking hot in Paris. (Celebuzz)
Holy Olivia Wilde cleavage! (SocialiteLife)
Kim Kardashian is working her acting talents. (GossipCop)
Who is Brandi Glanville banging? (TheSuperficial)
Kristin Cavallari gets knocked up. (HuffPo)
More stars are getting nekkid on TV. (FoxNews)
Nina Dobrev Nylon photoshoot. (GossipCenter)
Cameron Diaz and Diane Kruger do Paris. (Celebuzz)
Will Vanessa Bryant join Basketball Wives? (TMZ)
Lana Del Rey, before she was hot famous. (BuzzFeed)
Jennifer Lawrence new movie poster. (theFABlife)
I love it when a solid charitable cause like UNICEF is also the cause to bring out a number of hotties in general sexy-body support of the bigger picture. And the pictures that come from it. At last night's gala, we got to see a decked out Brooklyn Decker looking all kinds of magnificent, Diane Kruger and some near-sideboobage that reminded us why we lust her so, cute Kristen Bell looking all kinds of grown up, and even Nicole Richie, who has decided to generally look as forlorn in public as Victoria Beckham, made something of a happy face hottie presentation on the red carpet. All in all, a wonderful evening for do-gooders and good ogles alike. That's such a great combo. Enjoy.
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Diane Kruger and Emily Browning Topless and Highlighting the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)
Blessed be our friends at Mr. Skin for their social giving by way of finding each and every worthy flesh-baring scene on film and TV for your viewing pleasure. Over this holiday weekend, why not gift yourself some onscreen Easter eggs in the form of some might fine actress funbags.
This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Diane Kruger and Emily Browning, appearing in The Host in theaters, but quite topless in Troy and Sleeping Beauty, respectively. Also catch a compilation of bared hot bodies in the second season of The Borgias and some very boobtastic revealing invisible man making of the sexy time in classics, Hollow Man 1 and 2, available now on Blu-Ray. Really, a must see, at least thrice. Enjoy.
(Be sure to get your EgoReader special membership to Mr. Skin so you can tell Aunt Mae at Easter brunch just how awesome you are.)