Consider me one of the biggest closet Diane Kruger fans around. And by closeted I don't mean that I keep my affections for Diana Kruger some type of secret shame. On the contrary. I actually have closet shrine dedicated to Diane where I crawl into on occasion, lock the door from the inside, and come out three days later only when I am fully exhausted of my feelings for Diane. I suppose that's not super normal, but we are all touched by different women in our lives quite differently.
And, oh, how I'd love to reach out and touch Diane Kruger in her little skimpy top she was wearing in The Big Apple over the weekend. Of course it's rude and beyond good taste to ever play 'bra inspected' with a woman wearing a crop top like Diane. But if you're not imagining it, you've got to get your libido motor checked at the shop. Back into the closet for me. Enjoy.
Diane Kruger Bikini Pictures Step Into Our Telescopic Lenses Down Cabo Way
Our palm tree secured photojournalists in Cabo are like a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a carrot beneath to trap rabbits. Only this time, we got a hot bunny. Diane Kruger has always been one of my personal sweethearts, meaning that I think of her sweetly by day while she would likely stab me in the heart if I told her what I think of in the late evenings.
Nevertheless, I've taken quite a fondness to checking out her demure, but sextastic visual wonderments through the years, including now this long-distance, but assuredly eye catching bikini candid set of her down Mexico resort way. If nothing else, it reminds me how being the cabana boy for hotties like Diane would be my dream job. The assortment of oils and lotions I would routinely stock would probably earn me cabana boy of the year honors and a peck on the cheek from Diane. Then my life's work would be complete. Enjoy.
PEEKING UP DIANE'S DRESS WAS A DELIGHT I SHALL NOT SOON FORGET