You can count on two things each year at Cannes. One, a pretentious line or pretentious people talking pretentiously about film and the arts. Second, and more importantly, a Diane Kruger upskirt. I’m not sure why the veteran hot blonde thespanic find herself flashing her panties so often when in the South of France, I’m just happy it happens. And on a somewhat clockwork basis where we can predict it, shoot it, and absolutely savor it.
This year Diane wore red on the panties front as she hopped atop of railing in a short blue dress, exhibiting her feline prowess and kitty kat sextastic. Oh, it’s no big deal for Diane Kruger to flash a bit of her cloth covered lady’s nest every now and then, that’s on the giving end. Speaking as a representative of the receiving end, the gentleman oglers, this is an annual tradition far more important than the silly festival itself or awards given out to tiresome directors who make important movies. Diane Kruger is a babe. Her panties, by association, are babe-alicious. I intend to watch them through the end credits. Enjoy.
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Just when you thought it was safe to go in the hipster waters, Coachella Part Deux took place over the weekend out in the California desert, inviting back tens of thousand of wristbanders along with another slough of sextastic celebrities spending tons of dough to look like second hand store shopping hippies. It might be somewhat irksome were it no for the cleavetastic bits of exhibition put on by the same lovely ladies, including Kelly Brook who was flashing so much wonderful cabbage I thought she might just spill out. That may have been reaching too close to the sun.
Kelly was joined by Diane Kruger and Paris Hilton and Nina Dobrev and others desperately trying to look Bohemian because I don’t really know why. I guess I didn’t get the memo. I never get the memo. But I do notice trends in the world of ta-ta’s, and clearly skin was in this Coachella weekend. I guess there was probably some music too, though in the VIP area I think everybody was listening to their favorite house music on their ear buds. Funbags make everything better. Enjoy.
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We are living in glorious times. While we do have to pay for 500 channels we don’t watch, there are a solid dozen now putting out mature fare for the mature viewers who like mature things. As a for instance, hot women without their clothes on. Everybody seems to be jumping on that bandwagon that started at the dawn of mankind. Or at least since we got our bobos dangling.
This week’s Boob Tube Roundup include Diane Kruger bare bottomed in FX’s second season of The Bridge, Deborah Ann Woll somehow having frenzied passion in True Blood but not quite flashing her udders, Lucy Walters tight nice booty in Power, Alexandra Gordon floating bare boobtastic in Hemlock Grove from Netflix, and Jaime Murray and her slender hot body make-up alien like for Defiance on SyFy. Let’s just file these ladies under the rather extensive list of sextastic celebrities I wouldn’t throw out of bed for really any reason. Such wonderful boob tube times. Enjoy.
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Our palm tree secured photojournalists in Cabo are like a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a carrot beneath to trap rabbits. Only this time, we got a hot bunny. Diane Kruger has always been one of my personal sweethearts, meaning that I think of her sweetly by day while she would likely stab me in the heart if I told her what I think of in the late evenings.
Nevertheless, I’ve taken quite a fondness to checking out her demure, but sextastic visual wonderments through the years, including now this long-distance, but assuredly eye catching bikini candid set of her down Mexico resort way. If nothing else, it reminds me how being the cabana boy for hotties like Diane would be my dream job. The assortment of oils and lotions I would routinely stock would probably earn me cabana boy of the year honors and a peck on the cheek from Diane. Then my life’s work would be complete. Enjoy.
Consider me one of the biggest closet Diane Kruger fans around. And by closeted I don’t mean that I keep my affections for Diana Kruger some type of secret shame. On the contrary. I actually have closet shrine dedicated to Diane where I crawl into on occasion, lock the door from the inside, and come out three days later only when I am fully exhausted of my feelings for Diane. I suppose that’s not super normal, but we are all touched by different women in our lives quite differently.
And, oh, how I’d love to reach out and touch Diane Kruger in her little skimpy top she was wearing in The Big Apple over the weekend. Of course it’s rude and beyond good taste to ever play ‘bra inspected’ with a woman wearing a crop top like Diane. But if you’re not imagining it, you’ve got to get your libido motor checked at the shop. Back into the closet for me. Enjoy.
Blessed be our friends at Mr. Skin for their social giving by way of finding each and every worthy flesh-baring scene on film and TV for your viewing pleasure. Over this holiday weekend, why not gift yourself some onscreen Easter eggs in the form of some might fine actress funbags.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Diane Kruger and Emily Browning, appearing in The Host in theaters, but quite topless in Troy and Sleeping Beauty, respectively. Also catch a compilation of bared hot bodies in the second season of The Borgias and some very boobtastic revealing invisible man making of the sexy time in classics, Hollow Man 1 and 2, available now on Blu-Ray. Really, a must see, at least thrice. Enjoy.
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Wow, Diane Kruger, who we love, was down Cabo way sporting a serious bikini, but hiding from cameras as best possible, our poor photographers lined up in the trees across the state, thankfully, we still got some sweet body shots, even if we had to miss her sweet face.
Hey, you take what you can get when it comes to the celebrity sextastic and we will most definitely take telescopic wonderments of the Kruger body. Enjoy.