I mean, you’re welcome to hold your breath. It’s actually good for your health, or at least my father tried to convince me so as he desperately urged me to see if I could break the world record mark several times as a child, eventually abandoning this pursuit when he found out you can’t take out life insurance on a minor child. Our friends at RadarOnline are reporting that somebody in the webisphere is ‘shopping’ around naughty amateur photos of Demi Lovato nekkid and engaged in personal bodily party time activities. And, many of you are writing us about them.
Of course, IF they exist, IF they are really Demi Lovato, and IF we can, we will bring them to you. But don’t hold your breath. Or do. See if you can break my record.
Who would’ve thunk there’d be drama on the set of the X-Factor when they brought in Britney Spears and Demi Lovato as celebrity judges for the season. We happen to love and lust both of these pop divas, but, let’s be honest, there’s a history of some instability in both camps. And, apparently, tapings of the show this summer around the country and the various scheduling and promotional events have not been running super smooth. Cancellations, changes, and tardy celebrities has been the norm. Nevertheless, the addition of the two almost gives a man pause to consider watching this umpteenth reality show singing star show, if only for the wardrobe malfunctions and the potential for train wreckage.
Demi Lovato herself showed up to work with a look that I know only too well, and it bespeaks of a night of little sleep, perhaps some imbibing of potent potables the evening before, but, for Demi, it also meant an unbuttoned shirt revealing her black bra beneath. Now, this could be a fashion style of which we’re not yet acquainted here, considering the last fashion style we were acquainted with involved Zubaz pants and mesh half-shirts, but, we’re surmising that a distracted and possibly hungover Lovato might just have kept her clubbing look going through to the next day.
It’s the X-Factor, where X might actually stand for for dropping some X. Enjoy.
There’s a reason we don’t let teens, most especially young teen girls, make important decisions. For one, Justin Bieber would be our nation’s first lesbian President, and while hair-twistees would replace war, a whole bunch of other bad shizz would befall us as all important institutions were slowly turned into Forever 21 stores.
That being said, the Teen Choice Awards while being completely inane and craptastic in concept and delivery, did manage to deliver a bevy of super sextastic celebrities to the red carpet and insipid in-show skits, that with the volume turned all the way off, became tolerable thanks to the hotness of Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Nina Dobrev, Taylor Swift, Hayden Panettiere, Zooey Deschanel, Bella Thorne, Lea Michele, and Victoria Justice. Pack all those ladies into a suitcase and head out for a weekend of non-stop self-stimulation, if you know what I’m saying. And, you do. Enjoy.
The sisters are most definitely doing it for themselves again this week as the sextastic celebrities just can’t get enough of themselves, self-publishing pictures of their own hot selves because too much exposure is never quite enough for these girls who love to live in the spotlight, and we like to observe them, like leering scientists without proper credentials.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the overly tanned cleavage of Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens being showy playful, Adrianne Curry flash-bulb covered nekkid, Britney Spears nearly busting out of her dress, and much much more self-published must-sees. Enjoy
We’re ever so happy for the vibrant return of vibrantly hot young diva Demi Lovato, who took some ill turns in 2011, but is making the current year her voyeuristic bitch, with a newly refashioned curvy body and back to full time work pleasing tweens around the world with her poppy music and pleasing men around the world with her peeping opportunities.
On stage in Rio, Demi showed why she’s an ogle-worthy force to be reckoned with, and while she didn’t wardrobe malfunction like Miley, or grab her crotch like Rihanna, Demi has her own way of still inducing lust, a little bit old school, a little bit new school, but either way, a visual lesson well worth learning. Enjoy.
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Oh, Demi Lovato, how you slay me.
The pop diva has returned to truly ogle-worthy form in the form of a sextastic bikini princess down on the beach in Rio, where I someday hope to be living under an umbrella sipping rum and using my binoculars to get optically closer to the sweet boobtastic and hot bikini bodies of girls exactly like Demi Lovato. I must admit, when I saw Demi grabbing her own flesh puppies on the beach, I already purchased my umbrella and I’m on hold for plane tickets to Brazil (I’m also considering stowing away on a boat, cheaper prices, natch).
Demi Lovato has come full circle and then some in her hotness, from pudgy cute teen to troubled girl and right round back to a right round passion inducing body. It’s all so very good. Enjoy.