You don’t know the pleasure I feel each morning waking up whistling a happy song knowing I’m coming into my penthouse studios to share the best looking sextastic celebrities with the world. Granted, first comes shaking off the hangover, trying to remember my name, cursing the morning light, and wondering how my girlfriend’s cat survived me accidentally throwing him out a fifth story window once again. But then the pure exhilaration of making smiles. I actually do whistle. It’s not even my most annoying or effeminate trait, but so it is. And so goes the wicked hot roundup this week of the self-shared celebrity skin-filled photos. I’m whistling again.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Demi Lovato showing off her bikini thighs, Chloe Moretz in a rare bikini top show of her own, Ashley Benson cheeky topless teasing, Maitland Ward bikini bodacious bosom, Emily Ratajkowski see-through to the blessed yams, and so much more. If you’re not flipping through these photos, it’s cool, you may not like ungodly hot half-nekkid women and perhaps you don’t love your own mother. I’m not judging. Just look. Enjoy.
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Like they always say, anything can happen at a Nick Jonas tribute party. I think that’s what they always say. I’m sure they say something about the bad things that come from dating Wilmer Valderrama too, but Demi Lovato just seems to be throwing caution and her upskirts to the wind these days, flashing her black under crackers to the world whilst arriving at the Jonas Is Awesome party. Since we are known to peek up sextastic lady’s skirts, I will say I was somewhat surprised, if not saddened to see Demi wearing any panties at all. But I’m a dreamer. Also a long time follower of Demi Lovato. She might be too responsible these days.
There’s no reason why the gentleman oglers can’t delight and revel in a fancy celebrity party and night on the town. We don’t ask for much. We BYOB and don’t eat all the sliders, but we do insist upon a purloined peek at some of the dainty lady parts come to celebrate. Is that asking too much? Demi Lovato obviously feels not. Enjoy.
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I’m not exactly sure why, but we hardly ever get to see young X-Factor judge and pop diva Demi Lovato in a bikini taking in some fun and sun relaxation time. Demi went through a lot of emotional rough time in recent years which probably took her out of the public R&R spotlight for a while, but what a treat to get to see her cleavage and crotchalicious in a bikini in Miami over the weekend.
So many have yearned for Demi Lovato for so many years now. She really does have a strong following of men who get a happy tingle every time they see Demi showing anything. So consider today’s hot bikini reveal to be an off the charts tingle. Like a 6.4 on the Tingle Scale. Let it wash over you until your entire being feels just like a smile. I know, I should write for Hallmark. Demi, you look great. Thanks for coming back to us in a two piece reveal. Enjoy.
While the MTV VMAs represent some kind of Fall of the Roman Empire, the lynchpin of the downfall of a civilized society, to be replaced by craptastic auditory experiences and glitter, there’s no doubt the annual event brings out the finest in pop diva competition for eyeballs, hence, lots of skin. There’s but a few teensy tiny number of popular music artists earning distinction from their vocal talents. The rest are competing for the dollar bills from the guys in the front row with the sweaty jowls. Me first among them.
So many hotties out at the 2014 MTV VMAs tonight, keep attuned to this updating gallery for some of the best of them, including Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Iggy Azalea, Jennifer Lopez, Rita Ora, Beyonce, Miley Cyrus, and more. It’s a night to remember, if you remembered your earplugs! Enjoy.
Singer Demi Lovato was all boobs and legs at the Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Latina Awards in New York City. Demi wore a short yellow dress with a PLUNGING neckline. There was all kinds of cleav action going on in the front of this dress. I have never heard of these awards, but she should win one for being fun and fearless enough to show off this much of her lovely knockers. The short skirt also gave us a spectacular view of her legs. The skirt barely went passed her naughty bits. I freely admit that I have sung along to some Demi Lovato songs in my car. I’m not ashamed. The girl has talent as well as being a bonafide hottie. Demi is one of very few modern girl singers that actually has some chops.
I wonder what makes a “Fun Fearless Latina”? Most of my Latina relatives are either fun or fearless but rarely both. Mostly they just like to gossip and watch telenovelas.
This Demi Lovato topless story seems like it’s been brewing since forever now. Though this seems to be the real big pop. You may recall longstanding rumors of a Demi Lovato sex tape and Demi Lovato topless pictures floating around somewhere. We’ve seen bits and glimpses and glimmers before of such photos. Now activity seems to be picked up with a particularly topless photo of a girl whose body and tattoos seem to identically match Demi Lovato as seen in some boudoir photos with and perhaps shared by her boyfriend, the Hollywood omnipresent boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama.
Make of these photos what you will, including the naturally headless topless photo purportedly of Demi, or somebody who took an amazing amount of time drawing on Demi’s tattoos. For my part, all I will say is that Demi is a beautiful girl and Wilmer is a lucky bastard once more. Also, I really hope those are Demi’s sweet funbags so I can cross another line of my bucket list. Enjoy.
Edited to Add: 2 more nekkid photos purportedly of Demi Lovato just added to the gallery, thank you kindly EgoReader ‘James’
I’m not exactly sure what Unite4Good is, but based on it’s title I’m going to declare it charitable, and hip with the clever use of ’4′ instead of ‘Four’. The kids all love that. I do know that it was a cause grand enough to bring out the sextastic likes of saucy Latinas Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Eva Longoria. It certainly has me feeling fine.
Once more, I am left wondering where my invite was to the ball. My fairy godmother seems to have abandoned me too as I was hoping perhaps she could turn my dead AA battery here into a Prius or something and announce I was off to dance the night away with Selena, Demi, and Eva. I guess this all just happens in my mind once more. Enjoy.