Oh, Demi Lovato, how you slay me.
The pop diva has returned to truly ogle-worthy form in the form of a sextastic bikini princess down on the beach in Rio, where I someday hope to be living under an umbrella sipping rum and using my binoculars to get optically closer to the sweet boobtastic and hot bikini bodies of girls exactly like Demi Lovato. I must admit, when I saw Demi grabbing her own flesh puppies on the beach, I already purchased my umbrella and I’m on hold for plane tickets to Brazil (I’m also considering stowing away on a boat, cheaper prices, natch).
Demi Lovato has come full circle and then some in her hotness, from pudgy cute teen to troubled girl and right round back to a right round passion inducing body. It’s all so very good. Enjoy.
Of all the sacks I might gently caress in any given week, the sack containing our Reader Finds mail is most definitely my favorite (that didn’t come out right). The anticipation of not knowing what skin-filled celebrity presents lie within the crushed velvet purse we used to hold all of your discoveries during the week, it’s really quite chilling. My physician, the esteemed Francis Burger M.D. says I ought to up my meds if I’m feeling such sensations, but, then, Dr. B has never stuck his paw into a velvet pouch stuffed with pure sextastic.
This week’s fountain of reader-submitted flesh includes Gerri Halliwell pre-Spice Girl but post-getting nekkid, Lizzie Jagger flashing nipple on the runway, Amy Jo Johnson, the Pink Ranger, almost almost flashing the same, Bollywood veteran hottie Aishwarya Rai, with some upskirt and camel toe movie stills, Johanna Lundback hotness in see-through lingerie once more, maybe Cassie Steele maybe flashing her DeGrassi boob, Brazilian ginger hottie Cintia Dicker in a fashion pictorial that is just plain clothed-sexy, Rosie Jones not at all covered topless, Jordan Hinson sexy licking, and Demi Lovato bikini butt shot from distance. Yep, today’s sack is ready to burst.
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We’re still not exactly sure what the People’s Choice Awards are, other than a big early jump for CBS to pimp hair care products out front of the Hollywood awards season and pretend it was demanded by the public at-large. I’m really not sure who votes for these things, but, by the looks of tonight’s winners, I’m going to say lots and lots of girls who run to the bathroom before the boy they’re mad crushing on in 3rd period English sees the zit on their cheek.
Nevertheless, such have-become-big events do bring out the requisite number of Tinsel Town hotties in their first real crazy expensive attire of the ‘oh, my gawd, you do love me’ season.
Some of the noteworthy faces at tonight’s award show included Miley Cyrus, Kaley Cuoco, Julianne Hough, Demi Lovato, Vanessa Hudgens, Stana Katic, Ginnifer Goodwin, Nina Dobrev, Ashley Greene, Carrie Keegan, Lea Michele, Jennifer Lawrence, Ashley Benson, and Kristen Bell. Quite a gaggle. Enjoy.
NOTE: We’ll update the gallery throughout the evening and tomorrow morning as we sober up some and sift through our photo dump, as it were.
– Damn it, Jessica Biel. (HuffPo)
- Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus cat fights. (FoxNews)
- Reese Witherspoon in Elle. (GossipCenter)
- Kristin Cavallari bikini birthday. (Celebuzz)
- These girls are bold and braless. (TheChive)
- Selena Gomez fills up. (Popoholic)
- The golden age of porn. (BuzzFeed)
Vanessa Hudgens looks like she’s been banging for a week straight. (GossipCenter)
Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato catfighters. (HuffPo)
Ashley Tisdale flashing stellar gams. (Celebuzz)
Rihanna leads list of celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. (FoxNews)
Lauren Sanchez ridiculous boobtastic bikini body. (TMZ)
Danielle Lineker has one fantastic bikini asstastic. (DrunkenStepfather)
Hot girl, bikini, big rock. Must see. (CollegeHumor)
- Jessica Stroup and Shenae Grimes out looking hot. (HuffPo)
- Demi Lovato Glamour photoshoot. (FoxNews)
- Former Miss USA gets in some trouble. (GossipCenter)
- Rebecca Hall or Hayley Atwell, who’d you rather? (LaineyGossip)
- Olivia Wilde looking red hot. (SocialiteLife)
- Venus Williams wardrobe malfunction. (TMZ)
- Karina Smirnoff see-through top. (DrunkenStepfather)
Our Reader Finds weekly bit of Friday raunch continues, but with a new look and format. We’re quite sure you’ll still easily find your way to the goodies, of which, this week, there is another extraordinary sampling of the sextastic thanks in large part, actually, all part, to all of you. Ever amazing job you do.
This weeks Reader Finds includes hot Maria Fowler in a topless photoshoot, Demi Lovato ‘slipping’ on stage, a classic Kristin Cavallari bikini pictorial, Jolene Blalock in a see-through wet top, Helen Flannagan flashing deep cleavage, Brooklyn Decker looking amazing as usual, Jodie Gasson oiled up the wazzo (literally), the vastly underrated Jaime King, and Michelle Hunziker in a super hot photoshoot. Deep, dark, naughty. Just the way we like it.
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