I must admit, I have not actively been following the results of this season's Dancing With the Stars competition. As you know, so long as any legitimate sport continues to be broadcast on any cable channel, I've vowed never to watch that show. But there are always a couple or three hotties worth following each season, including Danica McKellar and her Winnie Cooperlicious booty revival in hot pants during practice sessions for the show these past couple of months.
You may have heard that Danica cracked a rib during one of her dances recently. Apparently, this has sent the Vegas oddsmakers into a tizzy. Or at least a lot of bored housewives. From staring at her tight little Spandex clad thumper for the past thirty minutes, I'm going to declare her rib to be fully heeled and Danica good to go back into the leaping, stretching, and deep bending particulars. The show must go on. As must that bottom! Enjoy.
Jennifer Lopez, Nicki Minaj, Kelly Rowland and More Hotties at the 2014 Billboard Music Awards
The Billboard Music Awards was a veritable bevy of hotness. Nicki Minaj and her giant ta-tas were on full display. She has got to be in the top 5 most gargantuan melons on Earth right now. My hometown girl Kelly Rowland was wearing what is essentially a sports bra. I remember seeing Kelly and her girls back in Houston in the 90's. Those sweater puppies helped me through puberty. My girl Jennifer Lopez was also on hand wearing a sheer see through skirt and a tiny pair of short shorts. J-Lo's legs are friggin dynamite. That is what arroz con pollo does, god bless it. Kylie and Kendall Jenner were also there looking hot as F. Kylie had a top that was basically a glorified bikini top. One of my childhood crushes, Danica Mckeller, attended as well. She brings back memories of me sitting and staring lustfully at The Wonder Years.
One of the main reasons I want to become famous is so I can go to events like this. Besides the beach, the red carpet is the best place to ogle celebs.