Dania Ramirez

Alexa Vega, Jessica Alba, and Eva Longoria Highlight the Latina Hotties at the Alma Awards

Well, once again this year I was not invited to the National Council on La Raza Alma Awards, despite being one of the biggest lusters of lovely Latina ladies for many years now. What's a guy got to do to these hottie Hispanics in his mind to get a ticket to this shindig?

Lots of awards were giving out by celebrities to other celebrities to celebrate just how awesome each of them were in this past year. Next year they will trade positions and give awards back to their awarders for being double super awesome. So just like every other Hollywood award ceremony. Only this one was packed with sextastic Latinas like Alexa Vega, Jessica Alba, Adrienne Bailon, Eva Longoria, and Dania Ramirez. So, better than other ceremonies for the most part. And even though I didn't win an award for lusting sultry Spanish ladies, I'm still feeing rather lucky here this morning just watching. I like to watch. Enjoy

Dania Ramirez Hot Cleavetastic Pregnant Mama at Latina Gala

If you lusted Dania Ramirez before, and you just happen to have a preggo hottie woman fetish like me and three million of my closest friends, or if you just like seeing big chest puppies on display in low cut dresses (which means everybody here should be covered), then the sight of Dania Ramirez on the red carpet ought to move you.

The sultry former Entourage starlet is with-twins, so she's bursting at many seams, and while there are those of you squeamish around such burgeoning curves, you know well what I would like to do with Dania and perhaps a large tub of water to help support her weight. That's right, scrub her back with my signature line of loofah sponges as I croon sweet canciónes and we both weep from the tenderness. That followed by eighteen hours of non-stop bumping of the uglies. The plan needs a little fine tuning, but I'm feeling pretty good about it overall. Dania, call me. Enjoy.

Christina Aguilera, Dania Ramirez, and Eva Longoria Drop Latina Heat on Red Carpet of the ALMA Awards

Association of Latino Media Arts. I think that's right. But might be better just to call it 'Bring Out the Latina Hotties' awards as the taping of the TV awards show brought out some wonderfully sultry sights over the weekend, including mainstay sextastic Eva Longoria, who co-hosted the show, Dania Ramirez who we'd like to sail away on a small boat with for about a year and come back with many babies, and even Christina Aguilera, the ultimate up and down girl in Hollywood who put on a strong show for the ALMA Awards.

We often gush about our fondness for Latinas South of the Border, but we can tend to overlook our Hispanic Hotties right here in the U.S. I guess what I'm saying is, fapping starts at home. Enjoy.

Twilight Breaking Dawn Premiere Assembles a Massive Collection of Hollywood’s Hottest

Today's the day, the day after the night of the most anticipated premiere of the season, perhaps the year, as everybody who is anybody hot in Hollywood made sure to get onto the red carpet list for the The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 premiere at Nokia Live. And, yes, this is just Part 1.

Now, we may not be dear fans of craptastic rom-vamp movie series, I mean, we still have our testicular members intact and we don't FB status update with pictures of cats stuck in boxes, so there's not much option but to reject the overwhelming sentiment of tween girls and their freakishly sentimental moms who are already camped out for the movie opening, but there's no doubt this mega-film premiere was one of the biggest round up of young and sexy in Tinsel Town this entire year

The bevy of beauties of all ages included  film stars Ashley Greene, Kristen Stewart, Nikki Reed, a random selection of veteran lust dolls such as Heather Locklear, Danica Patrick, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Maria Menounos, as well as a gaggle of young Hollywood hotties like Sharni Vinson, Cassie Scerbo, Alexa Vega, Bella Thorne, Kendall Jenner, Phoebe Tonkin, Olivia Holt, Briana Evigan, Dania Ramirez, Ashley Tisdale, and Ava Sambora.

Wow. Just wow. This movie has officially peaked. Enjoy.

The 2012 Maxim Calendar Presents a Random Assortment of Celebrity Hotness

A hodgepodge of hotness if you will. Ranging from Dania Ramirez right on down to Kesha. And, that is quite a range. Nevertheless, the boys at Maxim never seem to disappoint in the hot girl department, so you can count on a more than decent 2012 Calendar. You could find worse ways to measure your days.

Check out the likes of Dania Ramirez, Arianny Celeste, and Kylie Bisutti in little bikinis and skimpy things. Enjoy.
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Leads Gaggle of Sexy Celebs at Maxim Hot 100 Party

First you name the list of hotties, then you invite them all to a party. Well, most of them, I mean, you can't just fill a room with 100 of the world's hottest women, except in the Matrix like reaches of REM sleep male libido. But a good number showed up last night for the Maxim Hot 100 party in Los Angeles where the super sexy mixed with the B-level male celebrities in an uncomfortable mix of Hollywood caste system reality (you see, the talent pool stretches so deep here in Tinsel Town, hotness alone simply does not buy you into movie star land). Neverthless, hotness does buy you a ticket into full exposure on Egotastic!, so the world's gentlemen oglers can appreciate the celebrity fineries on display last evening.

Of course, let by this year's Maxim sexiest winner, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the Hot 100 party also contained the eye-popping likes of Olivia Munn, Keri Hilson, Dania Ramirez, Joanna Krupa, Nicky Whelan, Jaime Alexander, Alessandra Torresani (now a blonde), Arianny Celeste, Rebecca Mader, and Sophie Monk. Now, that's a hot-tub full of hotness I'd like to mulder in. Enjoy.

Dania Ramirez Sexy Maxim Photoshoot (With Bonus Nipple Poke Candids!)

Latina hotties are perhaps one of my top ten new obsessions, and, sexy Dania Ramirez falls right into my new passion wheelhouse. She's climbing fast up the celebrity charts; first in The Sopranos, now Entourage, and making the jump to movies. And I couldn't be happier. Maxim is featuring this beach hottie in their August edition; she rides a horse in a bikini, you know, like most serious riders. But, hey, if you're looking at the horse, you're probably on the wrong website to begin with. Enjoy.

And, bonus nipple poke pictures of Dania Ramirez, here, on the set of her new film where she plays a bicycle messenger. She actually looks the part, meaning, yeah, wait for it... I'd trust her to handle my package.

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