Michael Garcia - August 16, 2016
The sexiest ladies around came out in force for the JustJared party. This was led by the giant-breasted Ariel Winter. She was wearing a shirt that let us have more than a peek at her unbelievable jugs. She paired it with a pair of short daisy dukes that showed a bit of booty cheek. Then she changed into a swimsuit and takes our collective breaths away. Good God she's hot. Ireland Baldwin, not to be outdone, wore an equally revealing shirt. Sweet lord are her melons delicious looking. Madison Beer showed up to the party in a tank top that barely fit her. Seriously, if she breathed too hard those knockers were going to fly out. Hunter King's cleavage was very much in full force. Renee Olstead got in a swimsuit and her booty makes me want to cry tears of joy.
(**Breaking News** you must read the hilarious new Lex Jurgen satire, Man Rules, on Amazon. Millennial man-kind stands in the balance!)
How come I don't get invited to these parties? Egotastic needs to score me an invite so I can, you know, report from the scene.
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