Egotastic
You know, we have to officially wait til a girl turns eighteen before we can officially comment on her looks, because while it's perfectly legal to do so beforehand, the thought police who patrol the Interwebs and love to write emails, will bombard our accounts with letters of pearl-clutching shrillness, decrying how we can call a seventeen year old girl model-hot or a future hottie or such. Because god knows, there's no dudes in her senior class at high school making far cruder comments about her appearance and how it makes them feel.
Nevertheless, we abide by certain standards, most of the time, including holding back more grown up discussions of Dakota Fanning, the popular child move star now matured into a barely legal young woman and looking rather alluring in the upcoming edition of Glamour magazine. Now, eighteen doesn't give us license to suddenly start declaring how badly we'd like to cover Dakota in Marmite and play Southern Hemispheric explorer or just announce aloud that we'd like to plant our flag deep in the lush riverbed of Dakota Valley. No, that would be just as wrong this year as last. We are gentlemen after all.
So, while we ogle Dakota in perhaps her finest looking poses ever, we shall respectfully offer up a 'cute' and 'doesn't she look terrific', to maintain proper decorum, you know, even as we suppress thoughts of playing a wax paper and comb harmonica on her... oh, man, we really need to learn some self-control. Enjoy.
Mr. Skin Breaking Nudes From Sundance: Amanda Seyfried Topless Seven Times in ‘Lovelace’ (VIDEO)
Mr. Skin, purveyor of all things skin-revealing on the big and little screen, reports from the Sundance festival with a bevy of bodacious boobtastic news, not the least of which is that our Nordic princess, Amanda Seyfried, will be appearing topless seven times in the upcoming biopic, Lovelace. That's something to live for right there. Throw in the fact that Dakota Fanning is stripping down to her skivvies in Very Good Girls, and news of January Jones flashing her rack for the first time in Sweetwater, and we have some sweet treats to look forward to in the very near future.
Check it all out in the Mr. Skin Minute.
(Be sure to get your Ego-discounted Mr. Skin membership for yourself, because there's a good chance your lady may not be getting it for you for Valentine's Day)