Dakota Fanning

Kate Upton and Kendall Jenner Make the Media Fashion Awards in N.Y.C.

In case your electronic buzzer wasn't going off, do be aware that we are currently experiencing Fashion Week in New York. They seem to happen all the time, but this one in early September is clearly the biggest of the year in the Big Apple. Everybody who's anybody in the world of fashion, or what I like to call, expensive clothes, is in town this week for all the parties, fashion shows, and naturally, the good drugs.

The Week kicked off with the Media Fashion Awards, one of the many pseudo awards shows planned for the week as an excuse to find a corporate sponsor position. I could care less how fake it was when hotties Kate Upton, Gigi Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Dakota Fanning walked through the front door with invitations. That makes it a party right there. Or an award show. Had I been invited, I would've have worn my ascot and talked about the wonderful new looks this year that kind of look like the wonderful new looks of a couple years ago. I can fake it for the love of the sextastic. Enjoy.

Dakota Fanning Butt Gate, It Was All Just a Dream

So, it turns out that the Dakota Fanning white pale booty as seen in Very Good Girls that I was replicating in marble in my living room was completely CGI phony. First, damn you technology, damn you straight to hell! Second, c'mon Dakota Fanning. I want to want you, but that is some weak sauce. A digitally re-composed butt? I'm sure your dumper is plenty fine, I know it is, even if not perfect. It's one thing when you sort of let everybody talk about how you're nekkid in the movie for the first time, then it turns out you're really just talking about from behind and your cheeks, then it turns out those cheeks are virtual fill-ins. Honestly, I don't know what to believe in any more. I suppose this is both the blessing and the curse of the modern digital age. I'm trying to sound reasonable, but I am most definitely seething on the inside. I might need to punch some ice cream.

Here's a shot of Dakota's deep cleavage from the same film. I assume they are real. I mean, I hope so. This is what happens when the innocence ends.

(Sort of thanks to the many of you who forwarded this Dakota Fanning fake butt confession piece from earlier this year.)

Dakota Fanning Bare Asstastic and Elizabeth Olsen Covered Topless, It’s Time for Very Good Girls

Thanks to a bunch of you who wrote in, including 'Bill' and 'CJay' for the inevitable good news bad news situation with the film, Very Good Girls. Good news, hotties Dakota Fanning flashing her bare butt and a bunch of bra and panties scenes; bad news, she's not showing off her front side at all in the film as was teased by the film's publicists and distributors. So, what's new really in Hollywood. Let's call it the Jennifer Aniston effect.

Still, I will never look a gift horse of cutie hottie Elizabeth Olsen and the pale wonder that is Dakota Fanning showing off some skin in any movie. It's a thing. It's not the best thing, but it's still a thing. I really do try to turn lemons into lemonade. If I could do so while seeing Dakota Fanning's bare boobtastic, that would be much better tasting lemonade. Enjoy.

Dakota Fanning Has A Red Hot Booty

Child star turned hottie Dakota Fanning was sexy as F in a red pantsuit at the premiere of her latest film Night Moves in New York City. The top of the outfit reveals her shoulder and the top of her chest. But the real story is how the pants make her booty look. Who knew Dakota had such a nice bit of junk in the trunk? It hugs her curves perfectly so that you can see the outline of her delicious derriere. It's hard to believe that the same little girl who was in that crappy War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise would grow up to be so friggin' hot. It's the Olsen Twins effect. You remember them as kids and then they grow up to be bombshells and you feel kinda weird ogling them. I mean, not that weird because you do it anyway.

How did I not know that this kind of hotness was happening in my own backyard here in New York? I would have gladly gone to the premiere if I'd known Dakota was going to be showing off her booty. All I did yesterday was eat Doritos and watch Game of Thrones with my cat.

Mr. Skin Unveils Most Anticipated Celebrity Nekkid Scenes for the Coming Year (VIDEO)

 

2013 was one tremendous year in the world of celebrity skin. To kick off 2014, our flesh on film loving friends at Mr. Skin have compiled their top three most anticipated nekkid scenes of the coming year. We know they're coming, that is, they're just not out yet. Who knows what the entire 12-months itself will actual unfurl in our sweaty faces.

For their top three, Mr. Skin chose Charlotte Gainsbourg and Stacy Martin nekkid in the sex filled Nymphomaniac, Dakota Fanning and Elizabeth Olsen skinny dipping in Very Good Girls, and Scarlett Johansson topless in the sci-fi thriller Under the Skin. It seems certain to be a wonderful year in visual exhibition. Can not wait. Enjoy.

(Do not be the last kid on your block to get your Ego-special membership to Mr. Skin.com.)

Dakota Fanning Simple Hotness

Dakota Fanning really has grown into something of a stunner. While I still believe her younger sister is going to surpass her professionally speaking, there's no denying the fondness many of you have for the original Dakota.

Which is why you should be quite pleased with this stellar Steven Hong photoshoot of Dakota. Quite simple, quite casual, but altogether quite memorable. Enjoy.

Dakota Fanning Grown Up and Sideboob-Some at Venice Film Festival

Talk about getting all grow'd up. The 70th Annual Venice Film Festival is one big coming out party for Dakota Fanning. The 19-year-old pale hippy chick got herself and her tiny frame all dolled up for the big Euro-film event and looked like a million bucks. Or maybe a million lira, though I think that's only like eleven dollars, so probably the former.

Included in Dakota's ensemble (fashion term alert!) was a deep cleave and sort of sideboob revealing dress. If she were a buxom gal, no way she gets way with this. But for those of you Dakota Fanning small natural top fans, this is a little glimpse of heaven. Enjoy.