Dakota Fanning

Dakota Fanning Grown Up and Sideboob-Some at Venice Film Festival

Talk about getting all grow'd up. The 70th Annual Venice Film Festival is one big coming out party for Dakota Fanning. The 19-year-old pale hippy chick got herself and her tiny frame all dolled up for the big Euro-film event and looked like a million bucks. Or maybe a million lira, though I think that's only like eleven dollars, so probably the former.

Included in Dakota's ensemble (fashion term alert!) was a deep cleave and sort of sideboob revealing dress. If she were a buxom gal, no way she gets way with this. But for those of you Dakota Fanning small natural top fans, this is a little glimpse of heaven. Enjoy.

Dakota Fanning Pale and Slender But Working What She’s Got

We weren't really expecting a sextastic coming out party for pale hippy chick Dakota Fanning when she became barely legal. She's kind of a free spirit who's been doing what she wants for several years now. And what she wants isn't to be a sexy symbol, though I know from letters many of you do find her to be just that.

So, when Dakota showed up at LAX over the weekend with her top unbuttoned, well, it caused quite a stir. No, not that kind of stir. That kind of stir. It wasn't all that much but in the context of Fanning lust, I know it means a lot. And I am nothing if not a giver. Enjoy.

Mr. Skin Breaking Nudes From Sundance: Amanda Seyfried Topless Seven Times in ‘Lovelace’ (VIDEO)

 

Mr. Skin, purveyor of all things skin-revealing on the big and little screen, reports from the Sundance festival with a bevy of bodacious boobtastic news, not the least of which is that our Nordic princess, Amanda Seyfried, will be appearing topless seven times in the upcoming biopic, Lovelace. That's something to live for right there. Throw in the fact that Dakota Fanning is stripping down to her skivvies in Very Good Girls, and news of January Jones flashing her rack for the first time in Sweetwater, and we have some sweet treats to look forward to in the very near future.

Check it all out in the Mr. Skin Minute.

(Be sure to get your Ego-discounted Mr. Skin membership for yourself, because there's a good chance your lady may not be getting it for you for Valentine's Day)

Dakota Fanning Grow’d Up Photos in Glamour Magazine (Because We Can Finally Talk About Dakota Like an Adult)

You know, we have to officially wait til a girl turns eighteen before we can officially comment on her looks, because while it's perfectly legal to do so beforehand, the thought police who patrol the Interwebs and love to write emails, will bombard our accounts with letters of pearl-clutching shrillness, decrying how we can call a seventeen year old girl model-hot or a future hottie or such. Because god knows, there's no dudes in her senior class at high school making far cruder comments about her appearance and how it makes them feel.

Nevertheless, we abide by certain standards, most of the time, including holding back more grown up discussions of Dakota Fanning, the popular child move star now matured into a barely legal young woman and looking rather alluring in the upcoming edition of Glamour magazine. Now, eighteen doesn't give us license to suddenly start declaring how badly we'd like to cover Dakota in Marmite and play Southern Hemispheric explorer or just announce aloud that we'd like to plant our flag deep in the lush riverbed of Dakota Valley. No, that would be just as wrong this year as last. We are gentlemen after all.

So, while we ogle Dakota in perhaps her finest looking poses ever, we shall respectfully offer up a 'cute' and 'doesn't she look terrific', to maintain proper decorum, you know, even as we suppress thoughts of playing a wax paper and comb harmonica on her... oh, man, we really need to learn some self-control. Enjoy.

Christina Ricci and Ashley Greene Bare Midriff at Vogue Fashion Fund Awards

When ladies magazines host parties, the hotties will come.

As it was last night at the Vogue Fashion Fund Awards where Christina Ricci and Ashley Greene bared some tummy and the likes of Emma Stone, Miranda Kerr, and Dakota Fanning just showing up to look fashionably engaged, and you have five parts of what I like to call a menage-a-six, with yours truly thrusting fashion compliments around rapid fire in an attempt to get those dresses off.

Hey, fashion is for ladies, fashion on the floor is for the guys. Enjoy.

Dakota Fanning Flashes Sunshine Yellow Panties As She Arrives on Film Set

It seems like it took forever for Dakota Fanning to turn 18. I know for some of you, you've been waiting years.

Finally, we can bring you some peep-worthy photos of the ghostly-pale young thespianic that we know many of you have an inexplicable passion for, flashing her yellow lace panties as she arrived on ser of her current film. Now, we can argue all day over Dakota Fanning, hot or not, but if we didn't all love the ogling-Tom upskirt shots of celebrities, we wouldn't be here in the first place. So, leer away, my friends. Enjoy.

Catherine Zeta-Jones, Nicole Trunfio, and Ivanka Trump Sexy Up the Vanity Fair Party at the Tribeca Film Festival

Now, color me geo-clueless, but on my way last evening to the Tribeca Film Festival, I somehow got my wires crossed and ended up in an adult cinema on the Lower West Side, and three hours and thirty-seven dollar later after recognizing my boner, err, mistake, I had already missed the Vanity Fair party at the Film Festival which brought out a whole gaggle of hotties showing off their wares.

Thankfully, we got photos. Including Catherine Zeta-Jones, who we see little of these days, but always looks smashing as they say when she comes out to play, Aussie model Nicole Trunfio showing sextastic legs up the wazoo, or very nearly up to her wazoo, Ivanka Trump, who's pretty hot and very rich, so we lust her, Leelee Sobieski who is ever busty and sweet, V.S. model hottie Jessica White, and barely legal Dakota Fanning make her way into the adult world of  evening dress-up that we could not really miss sharing. Quite a party, and you didn't have to keep putting in quarters to keep it going like at my theater. Enjoy.