Hey, they don’t just hand out those supermodel monikers to just anybody. At one time, not so long ago, Claudia Schiffer was the hottest model property in the world, among the elites of the elites for runway and magazine work. The German hottie was hanging with the lifestyles of the rich and the famous, though she gave most all of it up for family and private time a few years back.
But that’s not to say Claudia has lost any of her innate talent. You don’t just hand that part back when you semi-retire from your sextastic work. Featured in the new edition of Marie Claire magazine, Claudia shows that she very much still has the skills ready and able to climb right back into the limelight and our lust-lights if she so desired. I’m not sure that she will, but that doesn’t mean I won’t dream that it’s happening. I do really have a thing for this hot German mommy. Enjoy.
Say what you will about Claudia Schiffer, who can come across I suppose cold at times to certain people, and wondering why her husband seems to have gotten January Jones pregnant on the set of X-Men First Class last year, the German model has still most definitely got it.
Twenty-three years after her iconic late-teen shoot for Guess back in 1989, Claudia is re-upping her Guess brand hotness cred with a new shoot for the Euro-fashion company wherein she amazingly looks hardly different than her 1989 shoot. Okay, so there might be some touching up, but there is no doubt Claudia has those special genes that lets her be in jeans ads looking hot well into her veteran years. And, we are jealous. And turned on. Enjoy.
We’ve reached the end of the week, we made it, we survived, and my personal treat, other than paying my overdue rent money so I can get back into my castle, is to sift through the steaming pile of awesome you readers leave us each and every week like a deuce made of gold. It’s always random, and always much appreciated.
This weeks Reader Finds includes Claudia Schiffer hot enough to make you wonder why her husband knocked up January Jones behind her back, Ali Larter topless, we think, Jacinta Rokich who we just met this past week, but now nekkid, the ever bouncy fun Imogen Thomas flashing her panties, Molly Ephraim, a true newcomer to these parts, Olivia Wilde looking sassy and asstastic, Selena Gomez never ever disappointing, in fact, she’s in here twice, and Shannan Click, model extraordinaire, flashing some serious skin.
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What to do when your husband (purportedly) knocks up January Jones while filming X-Men? But of course, you pose all kinky in Vogue in the Motherland and show some stern resolve. A win-win situation as far as I’m concerned. Claudia Schiffer is a veteran hottie who when you throw a hard stick or riding crop into her hands, suddenly becomes a dominatrix of some distinction. I’m not saying I hope Claudia’s husband knocks up more young Hollywood starlets so that she does even kinkier photos, but, when life gives you lemons, if you’re Claudia Schiffer, you squeeze them into the cuts of your Submissive until he screams with delight. Enjoy.
Well, Hollywood rumor has it that Claudia Schiffer dear old husband, Matthew Vaughn, might be the bio-donor to the January Jones baby currently in progress, and we can hardly blame anybody for at least imagining being on the giving end of that creative process, still, I’d be hard pressed to ever have the wandering eye when Claudia Schiffer was around the humble abode changing in and out of her skivvies daily. Oh, I’m sure there’s more to the story here than just a primeval attraction of the sextastic kind, still, I give less leeway to dudes who stray far from their ridiculously hot supermodel ladies. They’re sort of into the grass is greener business while most of us would just kill for a chance to mow the lawn.
Claudia Schiffer may no longer be the tutto di tutti hottie supermodel as in her prime, but as seen in these pictures from the current edition of Harper’s Bazaar, the sexy model still has plenty of lust-inducing fuel left in the tank. Enjoy.
Claudia Schiffer shares her man with January Jones? (WWTDD)
Kristin Cavallari tiny purple bikini. (Celebuzz)
The 3-D porn that is changing the world. (HuffPo)
Liv Tyler is getting naked again. (FoxNews)
Cheryl Cole gets canned. (PopEater)
Carla Bruni looking all French and hot. (GossipCenter)
Kate Upton grabbing udders. (DrunkenStepfather)
Are you one of those guys who has a girlfriend who insists on doing these culturally significant dress-up events every now and then? You know what I’m talking about. Museums, art galleries, or watching some dude with a funky beard from Bulgaria playing classical guitar while you imagine how the event would be a bazillion times better if Angus Young arrived with his black Gibson SG and cranked on a little T.N.T. and then you accidentally fall half-asleep and drop your cucumber sandwich and your girlfriend elbows you in the side of your ill-fitting suit and gives you an evil look. Don’t you hate when that happens?
At last night’s Metropolitan Opera event, I think even I could have stayed awake given the celebrity hottie power on display, all decked out in their frocks and fineries, ready to elbow their boyfriends in the side. Former geek girl turned TV star Olivia Munn led the pack for me in terms of elegant sextastic. Oh, sure, the undressing remains the best part, but something to be said for a lady who can dominate the diamond and caviar circuit as well. Additional ogle-worthy babes included Emmy Rossum aka Emmy Awesome, underrated hottie, Rebecca Hall, veteran model, Claudia Schiffer, and Brazilian born super model, Racquel Zimmermann. Enjoy.
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