Claudia Schiffer

The Friday Four: Must See Pictures of Claudia Schiffer, Elle Macpherson, Christina Hendricks, Ana Beatriz Barros, and Daisy Watts


Imagine the hot mom wood factor at the school where Elle Macpherson drops her kid off, then Claudia Schiffer drops her kid off, then the two moms spot each other, smile, and start kissing. I don’t know about you, but if it’s me ogling this, back in grade school, I’m probably in the nurse’s office the rest of the day with an ice pack to my scholastic region.

Say what you will about Christina Hendricks ‘losing it’, okay, nobody’s really said this, but she is pushing the boundaries on curvaceousness around the tummy and asstastic, still, you can not take away her tremendous bosom, on display here in Paris for a Mad Men honorific. A rack is a rack is a rack in fact — Dr. Seuss.

Whenever we do lots of coverage of Victoria’s Secret angels, I always get a little wistful for former angels, such as ridiculously hot Ana Beatriz Barros, who, thankfully, graces the pages of the March edition of Elle magazine, giving us a glimpse into her hot-bodied hotness. I can’t wait for my Elle to arrive (meaning, I can’t wait to ‘borrow’ it from my girlfriend’s hair salon waiting area when picking her up.)

Welcome boobtastic sensation Daisy Watts to the Egotastic! family of fun and sexy celebrity games. And, thanks to Nuts magazine, and their Sex Edition, we should be seeing much more of the topless and hot Daisy Watts in the very near future. This is what we scientists like to call effin’ awesome news.

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Claudia Schiffer Does the MILFy School Dropoff

Mrs. Tinker. She was Johannes Tinker’s mom. Fourth grade. They were from parts abroad, nobody knew precisely where, but she was the world’s hottest mom in the eyes of every little boy in our school. We boys fought over the best spots from which to watch her drop Johannes off in his red pants each morning at school. I’m pretty sure Mrs. Tinker was personally responsible for causing at least half of the young men in school’s balls to descend that year; a real public service for which she’ll never be properly thanked.

I fondly recall Mrs. Tinker as I look at pictures of the consistently MILFtastic Claudia Schiffer and wonder how many boys are suffering whiplash at school when she strolls by each morning and afternoon for dropoff and pickup. Oh, those cold winter mornings when the hot Mrs. Schiffer pokes proudly toward warmer Southern climates. I can only imagine how many schoolboys are going to owe her a debt of silent gratitude someday. Enjoy.

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Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen Nude in i-D Magazine


Forget all your Victoria’s Secret models, and Sports Illustrated swimsuit babes, the real Supermodels have been, and always will be those gorgeous women of the 1990s who coined the term. And now, proving that they’ve still got what it takes (after a healthy dose of Photoshop) are Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen nude in the Winter 2010 issue of i-D magazine. Only Helena Christensen goes the full monty here, but it’s still a really hot shoot. I’d take Claudia Schiffer over Marisa Miller any day of the week. But I’d prefer to have Claudia Schiffer on top of Marisa Miller, if you know what I mean.

Claudia Schiffer Topless in Tank

Here’s the once and always Supermodel Claudia Schiffer topless in Tank magazine. Sure she’s covering up, but that almost doesn’t matter. Claudia still looks amazing. Sure, there’s some help from Photoshop, but there’s only so much you can actually do in the computer. I’d say most of what’s going on here is her. And frankly, I don’t think she’s ever needed much help, anyway.

Claudia Schiffer Topless in Vogue Germany

Vogue magazine is hitting it so far out of the park these days. Last week we saw Eva Mendes topless in Vogue Italy, and today we have Claudia Schiffer topless in Vogue Germany. These pictures aren’t as revealing as the Eva Mendes topless set, but they are damned sexy, with Claudia Schiffer grabbing her breasts in this photoshoot by Mario Testino. Seriously, way to go Vogue.

UPDATE: Added lots more Claudia Schiffer topless photos from this photoshoot.

Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala Mega Picture Post

The Metropolitan Museum of Art held it’s annual Costume Institute Gala, which is on par with the Academy Awards in terms of the number of beautiful women in sex dresses. My favourites this time out include Blake Livley (the busty gossip girl), Gisele Bundchen (so sexy), Hilary Duff (who keeps getting hotter), Kate Mara (my favourite redhead), Michelle Trachtenberg (whose nipples were saved by some golden pasties), Sarah Silverman (as cleavagey as ever), and Taylor Swift (who just might be the most beautiful girl in the world). Of course, there are many more lovely ladies, as you can see, and well over 150 more pictures after the jump.

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Claudia Schiffer is Hot, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is Lucky

I don’t know why we don’t see more of Claudia Schiffer, since she’s still really super hot. It’s as if she thinks she doesn’t have to work very hard because she’s super rich, or something. Anyway, I’m not sure what made Claudia Schiffer decide to do a new fashion layout, or do it in her underwear, or do it with Joseph Gordon-Levitt, but either way I’m happy she did. Well except for the part about Joseph Gordon-Levitt. That should be me in that photoshoot getting to rub Claudia Schiffer’s lingerie-clad thighs while she sits on my lap…