Claudia Romani

Claudia Romani Killer Tush and One Lucky Bastard Swan Raft

Most people want to come back as a king or some pro athlete or some big shot, I want to come back as the inflatable pool raft that Claudia Romani and her shiny thumper was molesting with her bikini body over the weekend in Miami. That lucky bit of Made in China blow up toy got super blown up by Claudia in multiple bikinis rubbing to and fro atop it from beak to tail. Yes, I am jealous of a piece of plastic.

Someday, when the laws are more progressive and righteous, Claudia's killer tush and I will be wedded in holy matrimony for up to eighteen months. At some point on our honeymoon, I will request that Claudia give me the 'swan treatment'. She'll smile because she'll know exactly what I mean. I'll cry because I'm about to be so happy. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Killer Tush Will Put a Smiley Face on any Balloon’s Face

Oh, hello there, Claudia Romani killer tush. We haven't seen that delicious rump that as soon as America becomes enlightened enough to recognize marriages between man and hot lady humps, I intend to make my fourth future ex-wife.

I'm not sure what Claudia is doing on the beach with the smiley face balloon. Back in the day, I believe this meant she was a recreational happy pills connect, though I'm guessing this is more likely related to some kind of party that I was not invited to for some inexplicable reason. But that sweet thumper in a thong most definitely was. Oh, to massage and oil up the glutes on Claudia. I really have missed those twin beacons of visual and visceral delight. I can't wait to carry them over the threshold some day for one night of pure wedded bliss, you know, before the acrimony sets in and we aren't talking for weeks at a time. Enjoy.

Guess Whose Booty is Back in a Bikini? Claudia Romani, and She’s Brought a Friend

I must admit I've been a little worried not seeing the finely shaped apple of my eye for almost a month now. As you know, I intend to marry the sweet and tender funside of Claudia Romani just as soon as it's allowable by law. I will take her arse unto me and it will take me unto it's twin cans and we shall live happily ever after. Or approximately six weeks.

Claudia and her bikini buddy Cecelia black were back on the beach in Miami showing off their finely sculpted lady forms and some paddleboard pimping all simultaneous like. Oh, the epic thumpers my peeps have peeped. If only I could now use my other four senses. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Struts Her Lady Thumper About Miami Beach

This is about the most clothes we've seen Claudia Romani wear on her regular beach struts, her beautiful rump even slightly veiled, though you know it's going to make some sneaky appearances. Someday, I'm going to be married to that beautifully formed thumper, and the veils will come off completely, maybe just a little whale tail to highlight those killer cheeks.

I'm not sure exactly how much sextastic models like Claudia Romani was supporting Florida tourism, specifically from the Northeast being hit with its 85th major storm of the winter, but I'm guessing it's a big part of what's driving people to purchase tickets. Not that snowplows aren't sexy, but they're nothing compared to the melting hot machinery on the backside of Claudia Romani. That tush is your ticket to no more cold. Enjoy.

Logan Fazio Shoots Claudia Romani and My Two Bikini Worlds Collide in Ectoplasmic Explosion

Who saw this coming? We've been tracking the beach comings and goings of Miami's hottest paparazzo, Logan Fazio and her slender body and big camera on her bike and her bikini capturing the local talents. Now who shows up in Logan's sights but our very own hot-bottomed bikini princess, Claudia Romani, looking all kinds of perky and preening in black on the sandy shores. It's like experiencing the collision of two fantasies into one.

I must admit I hadn't even contemplated seeing Logan shooting Claudia and the two naturally becoming friends, maybe sharing a glass of wine and realize they're not so different, then, off to the hot tub to unwind and call me on their cellphones giggling to let me know they're up to no good. I honestly believe this is about to happen. It's why I'm only answering calls from the Miami area code today. Please, ring, ring! Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Makes A Paddle Board Very Lucky for Valentine’s

Life will throw you any number of obstacles, the question is how will you respond. Though I continue unabated with my plans to marry the perfectly curved booty side of Claudia Romani, the presence of a new boyfriend in her life does present a new obstacle. Let's call it a hurdle really, something to jump over to reach your ultimate destination. Nothing the power of pure lust can't overcome I'm quite convinced.

Nevertheless, Claudia has dedicated Valentine's Day to pimping out the paddle boards of her watersports loving boy toy, and providing us a generous view of her super fine female bikini form in the process. I'm not exactly sure how close she's getting with that paddle board, I only know that I am extremely jealous. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani And Her Killer Tush Hit the Waves on a Padde Board With Girl Buddies

Oh, my, just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, or go back in the water then come out of the water without feeling a bit embarrassed, along comes Claudia Romani and her award winning bikini bottom exhibited atop a paddle board off the coast of Miami. I suddenly feel myself wishing for a quick reincarnation as a shark swimming those particular waters in search of my next carnivorous delight.

That bottom just kills me, almost literally. Once Claudia starts adding some of her bikini-clad friends to the mix, I'm starting to get all kinds of ideas as to how my wedding night with her amazing booty is going to get creative, if not arrest-worthy. Hot girls bottoms do inspire so much naughtiness. Enjoy.