Claudia Romani

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Reveal the ‘Killer Tush’ in Miami

By Bill Swift | January 18, 2013 @ 8:46 am

Claudia Romani White and Green Bikini at the Beach in Miami

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We happen to be big fans of Claudia Romani and her body of work. Especially her work body and her exhibitions thereof as she delights in her Miami Beach relaxation time. But, if pressed for an answer, as we often are, we'd have to admit that when we spy on Claudia, it's the super amazing bottomside of hers that sinks our Titanics (if you know what I'm saying, and with a little embellishment as to the size of our vessels).

The 'killer tush' on the sextastic Claudia Romani reminds us that while a bikini body may be near perfect, to rise into the Egotastic! pantheon of pretty damn special women, you've got to really be a gold medalist at certain exhibition skills. And that butt on Claudia, well, the minute we start imagining being the disciplinarian principal and Claudia the girl in need of a spanking, you know it's done its job well. Bless you, Claudia, for your wonderful gifts. Enjoy.

CLAUDIA ROMANI WEARS A NEW SWIMSUIT PER DAY, ALWAYS THE SAME EFFECT

Claudia Romani Wears a Black Thong Swimsuit in Miami

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Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Continue to Inspire with Front, Back, and Every Which Way Views of Hotness

By Bill Swift | January 9, 2013 @ 9:53 am

Claudia Romani in a White Bandeau Top Bikini at the Beach in Miami

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It's really hard to describe the feelings I get every time we get to see Latin hearthrob (and various other throbbing parts) sextastic model Claudia Romani in yet another amazing bikini view of her tight little tush and stellar body on the beach in Miami. It pays me good mind to book a plane ticket down to South Florida with my binoculars and discreet coverup trenchcoat to get a closer look at this Italian beauty who seems to live 24x7 in her perfectly fitting bikinis.

In her latest and greatest bandeau top version, Claudia looks like she stepped right off the pages of Sextastic magazine and into the warm cozy place we like to call our naughty imagination. Deep deep in that spot. Enjoy.

God Bless the American Flag Bikini on Claudia Romani, May She Ever Wave (and Wiggle)

By Bill Swift | December 27, 2012 @ 11:59 am

Claudia Romani in a American Flag Inspired Bikini in Miami

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Girls named Claudia are killing us these days on the beach in Miami, but our heart strings are most heavily plucked by Latin original goddess, Claudia Romani, who pulled out her American flag inspired bikini for a little show and tell time on the sandy shores of Miami. Oh, how our staffs went to full mast upon that patriotic sight.

Granted, we do fall in lust quite easily, and quite often, and we are the kind of guys who would empty our bank accounts and drop our drawers in public just because we saw a cute girl who might have looked our way, but when the lust lingers, then we no it's something real, I mean, real for us, often just a need for a restraining order for our object d' lust. With Claudia Romani, it's definitely real. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Continue to Shine Sexy Along Miami Beach

By Bill Swift | December 19, 2012 @ 12:02 pm

Claudia Romani Takes a Walk in a Pink Bikini in Miami

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Oh, man, someday, we need to get Claudia Romani to agree to a date at The Sizzler and come dressed only in one of her perfectly fitting bikinis she struts about in both on the beach and along the promenades of Miami. That tush of hers is downright killing us.

As you know, we eagerly promote a tourist and immigration policy for this nation that highly encourages ridiculously hot women from all over the world to come dressed in bikinis and hang out in our fair land. Claudia Romani ought to be the poster child for that campaign. She's one fine Italian import, that has captured our imaginations, and is now currently responsible for over 37 separate bikini girl fantasies. Enjoy.

CLAUDIA ROMANI IS THE GIRL WE WISHED WEE HAD TAKEN TO THE PROM

Claudia Romani Turn Heads in a Hot Pink Bikini

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Claudia Romani Bikini Waltz Into Starbucks Means Miami Even More Awesome Than Previously Thought

By Bill Swift | December 14, 2012 @ 7:37 am

Claudia Romani at Starbucks in a Bikini in Miami

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Officially, I do not visit Starbucks. Let's be honest, when coffee was called 'Joe' and you drank it black, it was pretty damn manly. But the minute it started being given funky complicated names to cover the fact it was just a coffee-flavored foamy sugar milk, well, heck, you might as well just start wearing a lavender dress to the Spring formal, my former brother.

However, I could be persuaded to change my mind if I'm considering a Starbucks in the general vicinity of Miami Beach, a strip of shoreline currently so overrun by celebrity hotness, that super babes like Claudia Romani walk in off the beach in their bikinis to grab an overpriced tea juice drink thingee. While it may not be appropriate for a man to enter the silly coffee house, anywhere Claudia wants to take her fine bikini bottom is not only on limits, it should be swept of any potential obstructions to clear views of her fine Italian boot. Enjoy.

MEGAN FOX ALSO HOT ENOUGH TO ENTER ANY STARBUCKS AT ANY TIME

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Battle of the Claudias: Claudia Romani vs. Claudia Galanti in Miami Beach Bikini Showdown

By Bill Swift | December 12, 2012 @ 10:25 am

Claudia Romani Takes on Claudia Galanti in Bikini Battle

Miami is simply totally out of bikini control at this moment. Hot celebrity skin is everywhere. It's like the horseshoe crabs rising to the beach in Delmarva, only far less death and stank.

Case in point, not one, but two ridiculously hot Claudias in bikinis on the beach. Our highly belusted Italian beauty, Claudia Romani, featuring a body truly deserving of some kind of Pantheonic statue...

Claudia Romani Shows Off Her Tiny Bikini in Miami

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and Paraguayan sextastic beach mama, Claudia Galanti, flashing yet another tiny bikin on her ultra-fine form.

Claudia Galanti Shows Off Her Assets in a Bikini in Miami

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You know you're living in a time of abundance when you have two amazingly good looking celebs named Claudia on the same beach at the same time. Our horns of plenty are about to blow. Enjoy.

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Claudia Romani Bikini Arse Makes Me Smile in the Shape of a Butt Crack

By Bill Swift | November 29, 2012 @ 7:44 am

Claudia Romani Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Miami

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We've been more than pleasant pleased with the imported contributions of Italian hottie model Claudia Romani as she has toured the beaches of the Southeastern quadrants of our fair nation this year.

But Claudia's latest bikini butt might just take the cake for the tremendous visual appeal seal of approval thanks in large, err, in perfect part to that round bottom peeking out ever so perfectly betwixt and astride Claudia's thong bikini bottoms. We would stand and applaud if it weren't certain to bring back painful memories of past middle school days when called upon at an unfortunate time by the teacher. Claudia Romani, you what we would've been thinking about back in middle school to create such anatomical chaos if you had been around back then. Perfect. Enjoy.