Claudia Romani

Claudia Romani Makes A Paddle Board Very Lucky for Valentine’s

Life will throw you any number of obstacles, the question is how will you respond. Though I continue unabated with my plans to marry the perfectly curved booty side of Claudia Romani, the presence of a new boyfriend in her life does present a new obstacle. Let's call it a hurdle really, something to jump over to reach your ultimate destination. Nothing the power of pure lust can't overcome I'm quite convinced.

Nevertheless, Claudia has dedicated Valentine's Day to pimping out the paddle boards of her watersports loving boy toy, and providing us a generous view of her super fine female bikini form in the process. I'm not exactly sure how close she's getting with that paddle board, I only know that I am extremely jealous. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani And Her Killer Tush Hit the Waves on a Padde Board With Girl Buddies

Oh, my, just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, or go back in the water then come out of the water without feeling a bit embarrassed, along comes Claudia Romani and her award winning bikini bottom exhibited atop a paddle board off the coast of Miami. I suddenly feel myself wishing for a quick reincarnation as a shark swimming those particular waters in search of my next carnivorous delight.

That bottom just kills me, almost literally. Once Claudia starts adding some of her bikini-clad friends to the mix, I'm starting to get all kinds of ideas as to how my wedding night with her amazing booty is going to get creative, if not arrest-worthy. Hot girls bottoms do inspire so much naughtiness. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Killer Tush Cheek Peeks on Trike in Miami

I'm not exactly sure what kind of ride Claudia Romani has going on there, I only know it's designed perfectly to show off some of her sweet cheek meat, which makes it an absolutely perfect vehicle in my eyes.

As you know, 2014 is the year I will be formally asking Claudia's amazing keester to marry me, assuming the laws in the State of Florida allow for such nuptials between man and booty. I'd like to think we're at that place now in our society when a man can marry a super fine ladies's badonkadonk and live happily ever after, or until sagging occurs, at which point obviously that arrangement needs to be annulled. Nevertheless, I do predict two decades of solid romance, lust, and squeezes. That's 19 years and 364 days more than I need to make me die happy. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Booty Beautiful in a Bikini on South Beach

Oh, that arse. My future betrothed booty that I shall be calling the Mrs. soon enough. That wonderful seat bottom on Claudia Romani that captivates my thoughts, invades my dreams, and basically turns me into a steaming pile of useless shlump. I mean, more steaming than usual.

Claudia took to the beach in Miami in a white bikini and from what I can tell, she may have crawled there with her world-class tush raised in the air like a beacon of awesome for all the gentlemen oglers to devour. It truly is an instant County Fair when Claudia shows up and shows off her ridiculously hot body. And I think you know exactly where I'd be placing the blue ribbon. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Sashays Her Fine Bikini Body Across the Sands of South Florida

Being interviewed for Italian MTV, Claudia Romani naturally took the camera crew along the beach in Miami where she routinely provides blood flow stimulation to thousands of men daily, promenading across the sands in her little bikinis or tiny coverups that show off her world class curvy model body. I'm not sure if she disclosed to MTV Italy how a strange man in California has been trying to marry her perfectly pattycake bottomside, I'm not sure that translates so easily, but I like to think she's made some mention of my intentions to make an honest booty out of her sweet seat in  2014.

You can't live it if you can't dream it, especially when those dreams take place in locked private spaces with the music on. That's usually where I'm thinking most thoughtfully about Claudia in her tiny bikinis. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Bikini Booty Goodness Will Shatter Your Christmas Balls

Still hoping with all hope that I wake up Wednesday morning in my footsie pajamas to the site of Claudia Romani and her sweet sweet booty beneath my aluminum replica X-mas tree. That and an Xbox One ought to just about make me the happiest boy in the world. I would play with both for hours, simultaneously as much as possible, until I pass out beneath the tree in a tired sweaty smile.

Claudia took to the beach in Miami over the weekend to flash and flaunt her bikini boobtastic and that sweltering thumper that I shall soon be taking as my lawfully wedded bottomside. You can have your fruitcakes and your mulled cider, I see precisely the cake I'd like to unwrap this Yuletide. It comes straight from Italy. Enjoy.

Claudia Romani Booty Continues to Haunt My Day and Night Dreams

Not that I'm the first guy to appreciate the fine arse of Italian model extraordinaire Claudia Romani, but I'm glad to see the professionals are now focusing on her killer tush, hiring her for photoshoots featuring her curvy bottomside in short skirts and tight dresses revealing her epic thumper.

Someday, when Claudia's sweet cheeks and I are husband and butt, I'll make it breakfast before it goes off to work on a long day's shoot. Then a bath at home followed by a thousand little booty kisses. That almost sounds good enough to be a Hallmark card. Claudia, you're killing me with that rear thang, but please, don't stop. Enjoy.