For Halloween I went as the guy who is pining away to caress the killer bikini tush of Claudia Romani. I'm told my costume was pretty unique, though it didn't solve its purpose in the least because my hands remains in tears this morning, bereft of blessed booty touch.
As a sweet consolation, we did get to see the gloriously hot Italian model in her pink and white bikini along the beach in Miami. Complete with a little pink heart that I assume is a signal to me to keep on trying. I could be wrong, but I'm going with that thought. Just look at Claudia Romani and tell me you're ready to give up on any passion pursuit involving her ridiculously sextastic body. Enjoy.