Christina Aguilera has been walking around all week with her giant boobs out. I didn’t post anything about it because, well, we’ve seen it before, and the dresses she was wearing were giving me seizures. Today, however, Christina Aguilera’s breasts are on display even more, and her dress won’t make you blind, so I thought I’d share. Just be careful. I’m pretty sure you could put an eye out with those things.
More of Christina Aguilera’s crazy huge boobs after the jump.
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Pardon the pun in the title, but ever since Christina Aguilera’s breasts apparently trippled in size, she’s been showing them off every chance she gets. And while I’m not one to look a gift boob in the mouth (what?), I have to say that Christina Aguilera’s ginormous boobs are starting to creep me out. I don’t know what it is. Maybe the thought that all there is in there is milk and silicon, but it’s just weird. Time to zip up, X-Tina.
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You may think I’ve become obsessed with Christina Aguilera’s breasts, but she’s the one who keeps showing them off. Not only that, but the immediate first topic of conversation on the Ellen Show was the size of Christina Aguilera’s breasts. Granted, that might be because of Ellen DeGeneres‘ particular interests (if you know what I mean… I mean she’s a lesbian), but come on, that’s a hell of a lot of cleavage.
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Christina Aguilera is keeping up with her crazy clown cleavage look with this attention-grabbing number, which can barely contain her over-milkified boobs. Add to that her ridiculously bleached hair and plastered-on clown make-up, and you’ve got yourself the stuff of nightmares for Christina’s new baby boy. If having X-Tina for a mom doesn’t turn that kid gay, I’m telling you nothig will.
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POW!!! BADDOW!!! KA-BLAMMO!!!
Run for cover, because it looks like Christina Aguilera’s breasts are about to explode. Looking more and more like a comic book version of herself, Christina Aguilera brought her ginormous boobs to a signing at Best Buy. Though, I think that was more to distract from her horrible face.
But there are two things I wonder about. A) Do babies like silicone-flavoured breast milk? And 2) Has her kid already developed a fear of clowns…
Lots more pictures of Christina Aguilera and her atomic powered bazooms after the jump.
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So, I think it’s officially official. Christina Aguilera is fat. Oh, wait, she’s pregnant. I never get that one right. This one time… Anyway, You might have noticed that we posted a couple preview pictures of Christina Aguilera naked and pregnant last week, but here’s another of the Christina Aguilera nude pictures from Marie Claire magazine.
Of course, it’s not like Christina is really publicizing that she’s pregnant. Here’s what she has to say about the whole thing:
“I’m not being like, ‘Hey, everybody, I’m pregnant!’ I’m not that girl.”
For more, head to Marie Claire.
I’m not sure why every celebrity feels it’s necessary to pose naked when they’re pregnant, but apparently it’s “the thing to do,” like cocaine, or rehab. Anyway, here’s Christina Aguilera naked and pregnant in the new issue of Marie Claire magazine. The only reason I actually know it’s Christina Aguilera is because they said so in the magazine. You wouldn’t actually be able to tell from the pictures, since she’s been so heavily airbrushed in Photoshop.