Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera’s Breasts Visit Ellen

You may think I've become obsessed with Christina Aguilera's breasts, but she's the one who keeps showing them off. Not only that, but the immediate first topic of conversation on the Ellen Show was the size of Christina Aguilera's breasts. Granted, that might be because of Ellen DeGeneres' particular interests (if you know what I mean... I mean she's a lesbian), but come on, that's a hell of a lot of cleavage.

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More Crazy Christina Aguilera Clown Cleavage

Christina Aguilera is keeping up with her crazy clown cleavage look with this attention-grabbing number, which can barely contain her over-milkified boobs. Add to that her ridiculously bleached hair and plastered-on clown make-up, and you've got yourself the stuff of nightmares for Christina's new baby boy. If having X-Tina for a mom doesn't turn that kid gay, I'm telling you nothig will.

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Christina Aguilera’s Breasts Prove Milk Does a Body Good (Can’t Help Faces)

POW!!! BADDOW!!! KA-BLAMMO!!!

Run for cover, because it looks like Christina Aguilera's breasts are about to explode. Looking more and more like a comic book version of herself, Christina Aguilera brought her ginormous boobs to a signing at Best Buy. Though, I think that was more to distract from her horrible face.

But there are two things I wonder about. A) Do babies like silicone-flavoured breast milk? And 2) Has her kid already developed a fear of clowns...

Lots more pictures of Christina Aguilera and her atomic powered bazooms after the jump.

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More of Christina Aguilera Naked and Pregnant

So, I think it's officially official. Christina Aguilera is fat. Oh, wait, she's pregnant. I never get that one right. This one time... Anyway, You might have noticed that we posted a couple preview pictures of Christina Aguilera naked and pregnant last week, but here's another of the Christina Aguilera nude pictures from Marie Claire magazine.

Of course, it's not like Christina is really publicizing that she's pregnant. Here's what she has to say about the whole thing:

"I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl."

Really?

For more, head to Marie Claire.

Christina Aguilera: Naked, Pregnant, and Photoshopped

I'm not sure why every celebrity feels it's necessary to pose naked when they're pregnant, but apparently it's "the thing to do," like cocaine, or rehab. Anyway, here's Christina Aguilera naked and pregnant in the new issue of Marie Claire magazine. The only reason I actually know it's Christina Aguilera is because they said so in the magazine. You wouldn't actually be able to tell from the pictures, since she's been so heavily airbrushed in Photoshop.

The Mother of All Christina Aguilera Upskirts

 

So you know how when a girl first gets pregnant and her breasts get a whole lot bigger, but she isn't showing yet, so it's still kinda hot? Well, it doesn't quite work the same "downstairs." In fact, I'm pretty sure it's the exact opposite. So these Christina Aguilera upskirt pictures are actually pretty damned disturbing, especially since I don't think she's wearing any underwear. Now, I'm not recommending you look too closely, but I think you can actually see the head...

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Christina Aguilera’s Nipples are Unstoppable

 

It will take more than just a flimsy piece of white cotton to keep Christina Aguilera's nipples well and truly covered, especially considering that they will soon be put to use for more than just entertaining Christina's doofus husband.

Of course, there's still no official word on whether or not Christina Aguilera is actually pregnant, but if her belly isn't enough of a clue for you, just look at her face. Her cheeks are getting bigger by the day, and from the looks of it, she's using the entire make-up section at Bloomingdales to try and cover them up.

But back to Christina Aguilera's nipples for a second. Do you think she took out her nipple rings now that she has a kid on the way? I'm pretty sure that nipple rings and breast feeding don't go well together. At least not when the kid starts teething. Ouch.

More pictures after the jump.

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