Christina Aguilera

READER FINDS: Malin Akerman Topless, Demi Moore Topless, Jessica Chastain Topless, and Much Much More…

 
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I don’t know about you, but I’ve still got tons of Christmas shopping to… oh, actually, just did it in two minutes on Amazon. I will not go to stores. No offense to the economy on the brink, but I’ve got appointments to keep and smoking hot sextastic celebrities to virtually strip thanks to the amazing contributions each week by the smartest and most humbly awesome readership on the web and our sacred Reader Finds.

This week’s Reader Finds includes 80′s hot modeling shots for Courteney Cox (thanks mightily to EgoReader ‘Jason’), 90′s modeling shots of a young Christina Aguilera (kudos to ‘Erik the Red’), upcoming Bond girl Monica Bellucci topless on the silver screen (blessings from the steady ‘Evan H.’), the lovely Faye Grant topless for classic cinema (a fine bit of reminiscing from ‘I.G.’), Marisa Tomei topless fun time teats (Tomei’s ta-ta’s via ‘Mel’), brunette sextasitc Carla Quevedo in Affluenza (much obliged to ‘Danny’), more of Swedish hottie Eddie Pettersson modeling topless (wonderful find spotted by ‘Jay L.’), Dawn Olivieri topless doing her thang (sweet peaches from the mind of ‘Admiral’), Jamie Lee Curtis quite topless from the time machine (legendary 80′s puppies entered by ‘Stace’), Jessica Chastain fully exhibited funbags (ginger topless goodness via ‘Ken’), Malin Akerman topless in the original Comeback (don’t get me started on Comeback puns there ‘Ryan D.’), Nina Agdal sextastic S.I. outtakes (sharkingly good find ‘Jacques’), Rose McGowan topless modeling pic (Rose is flashing uncovered roses thanks to ‘Ellie’), Kitty Lea topless in a blessedly hot Frank White shoot (Kitty goes meow when ‘Aggie’ drops off gifts), Demi Moore topless in her star making early roll (mother of Rumer teats from ‘Devon’), Terry Farrell crazy hot see-through vintage shoot (roll me another hottie ‘Young’), Helen Mirren full frontal nekkid (plump throwback bare bosom via ‘Stephen R.’), Cara Delevingne modeling luscious lingerie (lovely, just lovely from ‘Dennis’), and last but not least, another eye popping of Monica Bellucci full bush nekkid and simply just charming (Bond girl go boom boom with the help of ‘Dante’). Just one crazy sweet barrel full of celebrity sextastic skin. I invite you to dive in. Just wait five minutes after you eat. Enjoy.

Christina Aguilera Preggo See-Through Covered Topless Mama to Be Goodness in V Magazine

You know I happen to have a thing for pregnant ladies showing off their swelling MILFtastic. What can I say, I’m a big fan of womanhood at all stages. Yes, I know, you can mail my feminist awards to my mailbox at the Bowl and Brew. There’s just something about alluring ladies with the added miracle of creation of new life that swelters my internal thermometer. Also, of course, the added enticement of not having to worry about anybody getting knocked up by accident.

Christina Aguilera took it off, kind of all off minus the hand bra, for V magazine to show off her upcoming baby to be and her killer gestational curves. There might be a few tricks of the trade employed herein to improve certain features, but seeing Christina’s milkers to be and her bare all over skin is certainly something that tickles this preggo fetishists fancy. We probably won’t see Christina showing off again for another six months or more, so I’m absorbing this all slowly. You may absorb at your own pace. Enjoy.

Christina Aguilera Boobtastic and Slender on Leno

I don’t routinely follow Christina Aguilera too much these days because watching a singing talent reality show strikes me as about as fun as driving a rusty nail through my eyeball, extracting the nail without anesthetic, then driving it through my remaining good eye. Not that I’ve thought about it.

But it’s clear that Christina has cleaned up her sloppy sauce act of a couple years ago, all of which has probably helped her slim down, while still maintaining most of her bodacious top that made her famous in the first place. Well, to be fair, her singing helped her rise to fame, but let’s say what drove most of her male audience. Those crazy hot videos and stage shows. She looked pretty damn good on Leno last night, maybe a little help from the Spanx, but definitely in fine female form once again. Good on you, Christina. And better for us. Enjoy.

Christina Aguilera Cleavetastic Perty in Pink for TV Critics Association

I’m not sure how you get invited to be part of the TV Critics Association, but I can’t help but feel nobody is more critical of television than I. I’d love a membership. If for no other reason than to have Christina Aguilera spilling out of her little pink dress on a road show to impress the heck out of me. Well, I wasn’t invited, but still consider me quite impressed.

Christina Aguilar looks trim and cleavy and hot. Credit where it is due for this original diva who at times has let the hotness slide a doughnuts length to the left over the past few years. But when she’s on her game, well, hot damn, Christina Aguilera can still bring it big time. Or, big in the right places time. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Lara Stone Topless, Karen Gillian Leathered Up, Christina Milian Cleavetastic, and Much Much More…

 
Christina Aguilera Boobs Almost Falls Out on the Voice
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There’s no better feeling in the world than reaching a Friday. And there’s no better way to express such emotion than by way of coming together to build our little Lincoln Log cabin of celebrity skin we like to call Reader Finds. And you readers have once again out done yourselves with size, scope, and breasts, err, breadth of contributions.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Christina Aguilera almost falls out of her top on The Voice (thanks to EgoReader ‘Rick’), Ellen Barkin classic topless in the film Fiesta (kudos to ‘Jim B.’), Bar Refaeli caps from Passionata Lingerie (blessings to ‘Krembo’), Britty underrated new hottie Beth Humphreys (sorta kinda referred by ‘Ryan’), Sara McLachlan flashing her bare butt in the Culo book (props to ‘Joe’ on that rear-end discovery), Italian actress Francesca Antonelli nekkid in Briganti amore e liberta, Lara Stone topless for Last Magazine (shout out to ‘Darrin’), Karen Gillan leather skirt cheekiness (provided by ‘Dave’), Indira Varma topless in Hunted TV show (you’re the best ‘Evan J.’), Lucy Pinder outstanding cleave from Frank White photoshoot (thanks to ‘Dion’), Christina Milian cleavy in Bello magazine (from the treasure plunder of ‘Rick H.’), Shenae Grimes in Lutte photoshoot (blessings to ‘Baba’ for these fine contributions), Amy Adams in one sexy shoot (kudos to ‘RayRay’), Helena Christensen in a covered topless hot photoshoot (brought to you by ‘Arne’), Windy City hottie model Karlie Kloss in an Adrian Gaut pictorial (served up by ‘Francis’), Maria Lapiedra flashing under her Barcelona jersey (muchas gracias para ‘Sean’). It’s a roundup of skin-filled goodness. Enjoy.

Even Fat Christina Aguilera and Her BBW Funbags Could Not Save the 2012 American Music Awards from Suckitude

We try so hard to be positive here at Egotastic!. We really do, even if it means drinking cheap booze just to feel joy over some god-awful situation in the terrain that we cover. Heck, we’ll go there. But there’s really no saving the American Music Awards, which to be fair, have had decent moments in past years, but with the AMA creator Dick Clark no longer with us, well, it’s probably time to bury the award show as well.

Yeah, I’m the old man yelling at the kids to get off the lawn, but if the kids on my lawn are listening and watching and awarding this kind of craptastic musical fare, they deserve more than just a scolding. I was rooting for Christina Aguilera to get back into the closet, but like a baby’s head crowning into the new world, there’s no way they were going to get fat Christina back through that prop doorway. We tried to focus like a laser beam on her cleave, but forces of nature, most notably gravity, compelled us to gaze at her 1980′s NHL goon body and wonder how much raw material went into her costume and if it could have possibly been put to better use building refugee tent cities in war-torn distance lands.

That being said, we of course found some silver linings to the super-gray AMAs, in the form of Gwen Stefani, who marked her return to the album and concert circuit, Carrie Underwood, one of the biggest underrated hotties in the land, and Carly Rae Jepsen, who we think is cute, but admittedly mostly follow awaiting her alleged sex tape to leak.

All in all, the entire evening felt like a Village People reunion out at the airport Hilton cocktail lounge. And we missed sports for this!

Christina Aguilera Wears Super Tight Jeans to a Late Dinner in LA