Egotastic
We try so hard to be positive here at Egotastic!. We really do, even if it means drinking cheap booze just to feel joy over some god-awful situation in the terrain that we cover. Heck, we'll go there. But there's really no saving the American Music Awards, which to be fair, have had decent moments in past years, but with the AMA creator Dick Clark no longer with us, well, it's probably time to bury the award show as well.
Yeah, I'm the old man yelling at the kids to get off the lawn, but if the kids on my lawn are listening and watching and awarding this kind of craptastic musical fare, they deserve more than just a scolding. I was rooting for Christina Aguilera to get back into the closet, but like a baby's head crowning into the new world, there's no way they were going to get fat Christina back through that prop doorway. We tried to focus like a laser beam on her cleave, but forces of nature, most notably gravity, compelled us to gaze at her 1980's NHL goon body and wonder how much raw material went into her costume and if it could have possibly been put to better use building refugee tent cities in war-torn distance lands.
That being said, we of course found some silver linings to the super-gray AMAs, in the form of Gwen Stefani, who marked her return to the album and concert circuit, Carrie Underwood, one of the biggest underrated hotties in the land, and Carly Rae Jepsen, who we think is cute, but admittedly mostly follow awaiting her alleged sex tape to leak.
All in all, the entire evening felt like a Village People reunion out at the airport Hilton cocktail lounge. And we missed sports for this!
READER FINDS: Lara Stone Topless, Karen Gillian Leathered Up, Christina Milian Cleavetastic, and Much Much More…
There's no better feeling in the world than reaching a Friday. And there's no better way to express such emotion than by way of coming together to build our little Lincoln Log cabin of celebrity skin we like to call Reader Finds. And you readers have once again out done yourselves with size, scope, and breasts, err, breadth of contributions.
This week's Reader Finds includes Christina Aguilera almost falls out of her top on The Voice (thanks to EgoReader 'Rick'), Ellen Barkin classic topless in the film Fiesta (kudos to 'Jim B.'), Bar Refaeli caps from Passionata Lingerie (blessings to 'Krembo'), Britty underrated new hottie Beth Humphreys (sorta kinda referred by 'Ryan'), Sara McLachlan flashing her bare butt in the Culo book (props to 'Joe' on that rear-end discovery), Italian actress Francesca Antonelli nekkid in Briganti amore e liberta, Lara Stone topless for Last Magazine (shout out to 'Darrin'), Karen Gillan leather skirt cheekiness (provided by 'Dave'), Indira Varma topless in Hunted TV show (you're the best 'Evan J.'), Lucy Pinder outstanding cleave from Frank White photoshoot (thanks to 'Dion'), Christina Milian cleavy in Bello magazine (from the treasure plunder of 'Rick H.'), Shenae Grimes in Lutte photoshoot (blessings to 'Baba' for these fine contributions), Amy Adams in one sexy shoot (kudos to 'RayRay'), Helena Christensen in a covered topless hot photoshoot (brought to you by 'Arne'), Windy City hottie model Karlie Kloss in an Adrian Gaut pictorial (served up by 'Francis'), Maria Lapiedra flashing under her Barcelona jersey (muchas gracias para 'Sean'). It's a roundup of skin-filled goodness. Enjoy.