Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera Boobtastic and Slender on Leno

I don't routinely follow Christina Aguilera too much these days because watching a singing talent reality show strikes me as about as fun as driving a rusty nail through my eyeball, extracting the nail without anesthetic, then driving it through my remaining good eye. Not that I've thought about it.

But it's clear that Christina has cleaned up her sloppy sauce act of a couple years ago, all of which has probably helped her slim down, while still maintaining most of her bodacious top that made her famous in the first place. Well, to be fair, her singing helped her rise to fame, but let's say what drove most of her male audience. Those crazy hot videos and stage shows. She looked pretty damn good on Leno last night, maybe a little help from the Spanx, but definitely in fine female form once again. Good on you, Christina. And better for us. Enjoy.

Christina Aguilera Cleavetastic Perty in Pink for TV Critics Association

I'm not sure how you get invited to be part of the TV Critics Association, but I can't help but feel nobody is more critical of television than I. I'd love a membership. If for no other reason than to have Christina Aguilera spilling out of her little pink dress on a road show to impress the heck out of me. Well, I wasn't invited, but still consider me quite impressed.

Christina Aguilar looks trim and cleavy and hot. Credit where it is due for this original diva who at times has let the hotness slide a doughnuts length to the left over the past few years. But when she's on her game, well, hot damn, Christina Aguilera can still bring it big time. Or, big in the right places time. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Lara Stone Topless, Karen Gillian Leathered Up, Christina Milian Cleavetastic, and Much Much More…

 

There's no better feeling in the world than reaching a Friday. And there's no better way to express such emotion than by way of coming together to build our little Lincoln Log cabin of celebrity skin we like to call Reader Finds. And you readers have once again out done yourselves with size, scope, and breasts, err, breadth of contributions.

This week's Reader Finds includes Christina Aguilera almost falls out of her top on The Voice (thanks to EgoReader 'Rick'), Ellen Barkin classic topless in the film Fiesta (kudos to 'Jim B.'), Bar Refaeli caps from Passionata Lingerie (blessings to 'Krembo'), Britty underrated new hottie Beth Humphreys (sorta kinda referred by 'Ryan'), Sara McLachlan flashing her bare butt in the Culo book (props to 'Joe' on that rear-end discovery), Italian actress Francesca Antonelli nekkid in Briganti amore e liberta, Lara Stone topless for Last Magazine (shout out to 'Darrin'), Karen Gillan leather skirt cheekiness (provided by 'Dave'), Indira Varma topless in Hunted TV show (you're the best 'Evan J.'), Lucy Pinder outstanding cleave from Frank White photoshoot (thanks to 'Dion'), Christina Milian cleavy in Bello magazine (from the treasure plunder of 'Rick H.'), Shenae Grimes in Lutte photoshoot (blessings to 'Baba' for these fine contributions), Amy Adams in one sexy shoot (kudos to 'RayRay'), Helena Christensen in a covered topless hot photoshoot (brought to you by 'Arne'), Windy City hottie model Karlie Kloss in an Adrian Gaut pictorial (served up by 'Francis'), Maria Lapiedra flashing under her Barcelona jersey (muchas gracias para 'Sean'). It's a roundup of skin-filled goodness. Enjoy.

Even Fat Christina Aguilera and Her BBW Funbags Could Not Save the 2012 American Music Awards from Suckitude

We try so hard to be positive here at Egotastic!. We really do, even if it means drinking cheap booze just to feel joy over some god-awful situation in the terrain that we cover. Heck, we'll go there. But there's really no saving the American Music Awards, which to be fair, have had decent moments in past years, but with the AMA creator Dick Clark no longer with us, well, it's probably time to bury the award show as well.

Yeah, I'm the old man yelling at the kids to get off the lawn, but if the kids on my lawn are listening and watching and awarding this kind of craptastic musical fare, they deserve more than just a scolding. I was rooting for Christina Aguilera to get back into the closet, but like a baby's head crowning into the new world, there's no way they were going to get fat Christina back through that prop doorway. We tried to focus like a laser beam on her cleave, but forces of nature, most notably gravity, compelled us to gaze at her 1980's NHL goon body and wonder how much raw material went into her costume and if it could have possibly been put to better use building refugee tent cities in war-torn distance lands.

That being said, we of course found some silver linings to the super-gray AMAs, in the form of Gwen Stefani, who marked her return to the album and concert circuit, Carrie Underwood, one of the biggest underrated hotties in the land, and Carly Rae Jepsen, who we think is cute, but admittedly mostly follow awaiting her alleged sex tape to leak.

All in all, the entire evening felt like a Village People reunion out at the airport Hilton cocktail lounge. And we missed sports for this!

Christina Aguilera, Dania Ramirez, and Eva Longoria Drop Latina Heat on Red Carpet of the ALMA Awards

Association of Latino Media Arts. I think that's right. But might be better just to call it 'Bring Out the Latina Hotties' awards as the taping of the TV awards show brought out some wonderfully sultry sights over the weekend, including mainstay sextastic Eva Longoria, who co-hosted the show, Dania Ramirez who we'd like to sail away on a small boat with for about a year and come back with many babies, and even Christina Aguilera, the ultimate up and down girl in Hollywood who put on a strong show for the ALMA Awards.

We often gush about our fondness for Latinas South of the Border, but we can tend to overlook our Hispanic Hotties right here in the U.S. I guess what I'm saying is, fapping starts at home. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Scores a Free Photoshoot and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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Lindsay Lohan makes out with a dude and he takes her pictures (Celebuzz)

Emma Roberts co-ed status. (HuffPo)

Does Jennifer Aniston have the hottest body in Hollywood? (FoxNews)

Christina Aguilera in Marie Claire. (GossipCenter)

Hayden Panettiere comes out of hiding. (Popoholic)

What's better than a perfectly shaped backside? (TheChive)

Chinese girls in a bikini boot camp. (BuzzFeed)

Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, and Katy Perry Bring Low-Cut Heat to American Music Awards Sextastic Roundup

Okay, we've already kind of spoken our peace about the celebration of the musical arts b.s. that the American Music Awards and all music award shows claim to be. And, no, we're not music snobs, because half of this craptastic pop music we actually like, but when we listen to it, we know it's the Doritos chips equivalent of audio excellence. It's junk food for the ears. But when Uncle John is in town from Humboldt County, oh, how we crave that junk food.

In contrast, what we do take quite seriously is the bevy of beauties these award shows bring out; divas of all shapes, sizes, backgrounds, origins, and auto-tuned pre-recorded levels that share one thing in common -- we want very badly to make the sexy with them backstage in a closet.

This year's American Music Awards awards for noteworthy excellence in the area of wood making included Selena Gomez, who really stole the show tonight, despite the omnipresence of her 90-lbs of goof tied to her arm, Katy Perry, who has now not shown us her boobs for four full years, Taylor Swift, who still always looks like she's trying to see into the Close Encounters alien ship when the doors open up and the aliens descend (but we still want to make many babies with her), Jennifer Lopez who put on a 40-something body show for the ages, Christina Aguilera, who has seen some hard times, but bonus points for bringing the cleavetastic, Jennifer Hudson and her new bodacious body, Albanian import Bleona Qereti who dropped some silly amounts of boobtastic, ever hot Vanessa Minillo, and non-singers Sarah Hyland and Audrina Patridge who just rev our engines in entirely different ways.

Not a bad showing, AMA's, at least in the area of the visual arts. Enjoy.