Egotastic
Okay, Christina Aguilera really needs to put her breasts away. Things are starting to get out hand. Of course, it's not just Christina's breasts that are scaring me, but I'd just rather not evern think about her scary clown face, if that's okay with you. From the veins to the really gross folds around her exploding implants, Xtina is looking worse than ever, and I didn't that was even possible.
But there is an upside to her fake boobs. From the looks of it, those things aren't just filled with milk, silicone and saline. Pop the tap and you've got your choice of Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Orange Crush, and Nestea. And I think the beer on tap is Miller Light. All drinks are obviously Large.
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Christina Augilera Nude. As In Completely Naked
I have no idea where this Christina Aguilera nude picture came from, or how old it is, but I know I've never seen it before, and that makes it new to me. Also, I don't think I should really need a reason to post pictures of Christina Aguilera naked. I believe the picture was taken by David Lachapelle, but other than that, I'm at a loss. Not that it matters. You know she's naked, right?
Update: So this picture is from the September 2004 issue of Interview magazine, and also features Pamela Anderson. Now, some people are saying Christina Aguilera's nipples have been photoshopped into the image, but I'm not sure that's the case. First, Interview is a notoriously hard magazine to scan, because of the paper quality. Second, the full image is rather low-res, and if indeed the cropped version is from a different scan, at higher resolution, it could well be legit. But I'll let you decide for yourself.