Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera Sexitude Never Really Goes Out of Style

Divorce. Aging. Questionable musical directions. Bleh. Toss it all out. I still lust you to the nth degree, Christina Aguilera. Narrow down the list of pop star divas these days who can even hold a note, let alone belt out a ballad with sweet intonations, and look to Christina Aguilera as one of the sexiest in that crooning bunch. One solid decade of hotness, that’s a decent pedigree for the sextastic Hall of Fame. These Christina Aguilera pictures from this month’s InStyle magazine continue her rein somewhere on the list of most sexy really-singing divas, the likes of which may very well be fading from the landcaspe (so says this grumpy old man, now get off my lawn!) Enjoy.

Christina Aguilera Nude in GQ Germany

In color or black and white, there’s no denying that Christina Aguilera lingerie pictures hit just the right note. Albeit, calling these lingerie pictures misses the fact that Xtina, as she calls herself for some unfathomable reason, is pretty much sexy and naked in GQ Germany. Unlike so many of the crappy singers I cover on here because they’re just plain hot, Christina’s got serious pipes. Not that it matters, but when she sings naked for me, it won’t hurt that she’s on key, unlike Rihanna or Jennifer Lopez, who I would certainly allow to strip down, but without auto-tune and a team of sound engineers, no singing.

Jessica Alba is Gagged and Bound

So here’s one way of getting young voters’ attentions: Make a weird, kinky ad campaign featuring Jessica Alba in S&M gear, and bound in latex wraps. It will certainly get your kink level up, but I’m not sure how it’s supposed to get anyone to vote. The campaign is from the site DeclareYourself.com, and is supposed to remid you that if you don’ vote, it’s the same as being silenced. Okay, but all I can think about is Jessica Alba in latex, strapped to my bed.

Amongst other celebs in the campaign, Christina Aguilera got her mouth sewn shut, which I think is just a brilliant thing to do in any situation.

Christina Aguilera is All Breast and Leg, Like a Bucket of Chicken

Christina Aguilera wants us to think she’s sexy. Sadly, she’s the farthest thing from it. Sure she’s got big boobs, and skinny legs, but she’s also got a ton of make-up plastered on, and hair so bleached and brittle a calm wind could snap it. Oh, and those boobs are fake (in case you didn’t already know that). And yet, there is still this fascination with crazily curvaceous form. But I think it’s kind of like a car crash. Even though you don’t want to, you just have to look.

Anyway, here’s Christina Aguilera on her way to promote her latest whore perfume. I wonder if wearing it does the same thing that those Joker cosmetics did in the first Batman movie. She sure does look like Jack Nicholson did…

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Christina Augilera Nude. As In Completely Naked

 

I have no idea where this Christina Aguilera nude picture came from, or how old it is, but I know I’ve never seen it before, and that makes it new to me. Also, I don’t think I should really need a reason to post pictures of Christina Aguilera naked. I believe the picture was taken by David Lachapelle, but other than that, I’m at a loss. Not that it matters. You know she’s naked, right?

Update: So this picture is from the September 2004 issue of Interview magazine, and also features Pamela Anderson. Now, some people are saying Christina Aguilera’s nipples have been photoshopped into the image, but I’m not sure that’s the case. First, Interview is a notoriously hard magazine to scan, because of the paper quality. Second, the full image is rather low-res, and if indeed the cropped version is from a different scan, at higher resolution, it could well be legit. But I’ll let you decide for yourself.

Christina Aguilera’s Breasts Are Scaring Me

Okay, Christina Aguilera really needs to put her breasts away. Things are starting to get out hand. Of course, it’s not just Christina’s breasts that are scaring me, but I’d just rather not evern think about her scary clown face, if that’s okay with you. From the veins to the really gross folds around her exploding implants, Xtina is looking worse than ever, and I didn’t that was even possible.

But there is an upside to her fake boobs. From the looks of it, those things aren’t just filled with milk, silicone and saline. Pop the tap and you’ve got your choice of Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Orange Crush, and Nestea. And I think the beer on tap is Miller Light. All drinks are obviously Large.

Photo credit: WENN

Christina Aguilera Need to Put Her Boobs Away

Christina Aguilera has been walking around all week with her giant boobs out. I didn’t post anything about it because, well, we’ve seen it before, and the dresses she was wearing were giving me seizures. Today, however, Christina Aguilera’s breasts are on display even more, and her dress won’t make you blind, so I thought I’d share. Just be careful. I’m pretty sure you could put an eye out with those things.

More of Christina Aguilera’s crazy huge boobs after the jump.

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