Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera is Pregnant and Braless

With all the rumours and all-out lies surrounding celebrity pregnancies, it's nice (?) to finally have a confirmation on one. according to Page Six, Christina Aguilera is pregnant, and has begun announcing the news to her friends. Sources say she is at least three months along by now.

Rumors that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby "are definitely true," according to a well-placed Page Six source. "She's been telling friends," said one snitch, who revealed, "she has to be three months now, because she's announcing it." This would be the first for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman. In other baby news, we hear movie actress Jill Hennessy and her actor/bartender husband are expecting their second child. Reps for both wouldn't comment.

From these pictures, it seems fairly obivous that she is, in fact, pregnant, what with the bump, and the way she's trying to hide it from photographers. But the real question, and something I've always kind of wondered about is what happens to an expecting mother's breasts when she has breast implants? I mean, where does the milk go with all that silicone in the way?

Also, maybe now would be a good time for Christina Aguilera to, you know, actually wear a bra...

Christina Aguilera looks like a High Class Hooker, Without the Class

You know, one of these days I'd love to see Christina Aguilera exercise a little restaint when choosing her outfits. The see-through white dress, white bra and black jacket ensemble, that barely covers her ass is just another example of Christina leaving nothing to the imagination.

Granted, she's not out there flashing her baby-maker around town like Britney and Lindsay, but with outfits like these, you know it's just a matter of time. Now where's that guy with the bucket of water? I think this would be a perfect time for a wet T-shirt contest.

Lots more Christina Aguilera pictures after the jump.

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Christina Aguilera is Crazy Curvy

As far as artificial, or alien lifeforms go, I'm pretty sure Christina Aguilera is their leader who has "come in peace," but is waiting for the perfect moment to strike, and melt all our brains with some kind of raygun.

I mean look at her. She's just like the alien lady from Mars Attacks, and I can't believe that no one has put two and two together before. Maybe Tim Burton was really trying to warn us.

Seriously, take a closer look at these Christina Aguilera pics and just try and tell me she's actually human. Ain't gonna happen.

And check out more alien evidence in the rest of the Christina Aguilera pictures after the jump.

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Christina Aguilera Pictures from Maxim Magazine

I don't post too much of Christina Aguilera, because I'm not really into blow-up sex dolls, but sometimes, Christina escapes from her typical sex toy look, and actually looks good.

Take, for example, this photoshoot of Christina Aguilera in the new issue of Maxim magazine. She looks good. Damn good, actually. Sure, it's airbrushed to hell, but we're all used to that by now. In fact, I think we'd all be a bit put off if she didn't have every last pore on her body digitally enhanced.

Still, good job Maxim. Couldn't get Christina Aguilera nude completely, though, could you?

Thanks to Maxim Online, for the heads up.

49th Annual Grammy Awards Mega Picture Post

Well, another Grammy Awards suck-fest has come and gone, and it was as boring as ever. I missed the first half of the show, but if it was anything like the second half, I probably would have fallen asleep and then missed the second half.

Even the presenters and award winners seemed to be bored, and the musical acts were just as crappy. The whole show suffered from a complete lack of anything remotely resembling a pulse, and it was obvious the whole way through.

Furthermore, most A-List stars were noticeably absent, and there seemed to be more actresses in attendance (promoting what latest film they're in) rather than actual musicians. Of course, Scarlett Johansson did manage to let everyone know that even she would have an album coming out in the future.

Anyway, just as the show was predictably boring, it's not less predictable that we'd have all your red carpet celebrities for you right here. So check out the 150-plus pictures after the jump, then go out and download yourself some real music, not that crap they had at the Grammies.

Grammy Awards Pictures

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Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman Piss Off Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera isn't happy, and it's all because of Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman. According to The Sun, Christina wasn't thrilled at all when Scarlett and Natalie showed up to her post-concert party in London, and proceeded to completely steal her spotlight.

The singer had a face like thunder as she stormed out of her own 1920s-themed aftershow party at London's Paper club on Thursday night.

And there was a good reason for the Dirrty looks. Aggy was far from pleased when Hollywood stars NATALIE PORTMAN and SCARLETT JOHANSSON stole the limelight at the bash after her sell-out Wembley gig.

The party-loving pair rocked up in the wee small hours and plonked themselves down beside her in the VIP area.

Furious Aggy gave them a killer stare and turned her back before bailing out soon after, leaving them to rule the dancefloor.

The gorgeous gatecrashers stayed until the bitter end then snuck out with jumpers over their heads to hide their bleary eyes from snappers like true party professions.

Um, Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman can crash my party anytime, if you know what I mean. But seriously, who the hell would be interested in that blow-up doll of a singer after Scarlett and Natalie (the two most beatiful girls in the world, or two of, depending on who you ask) walk through the door? No, she never had a chance, and it's just poor sportsmanship to whine about it.

Sadly, there's only two new pictures of Scarlett and Natalie together in their new movie, The Other Boleyn Girl, but you can see more of them together in this post: Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson: Together at Last... At Last

2006 MTV Video Music Awards Mega Picture Post

Um, so that sucked monkey balls. Seriously, since when are the Emmy Awards more entertaining (and nipple slippy) than the MTV Music Video Awards. It was painful watching that show. From Jack Black's incredibly lame jokes, to the horendous performances that had me hitting the mute button every five minutes, and the absolutely retarded Britney Spears/Kevin Federline thing, watching this show felt like torture.

There were a few highlights, like OK GO doing a live version of their treadmill dance, Abigail Breslin, the little girl from Little Miss Sunshine (one of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time), Sarah Silverman's dig at Paris Hilton (which could have been better), Al Gore bringing the environment back (like Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back), and, um... That's it, actually. This show really sucked. But that live treadmill dance was really cool.

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