Charlotte Church

Alright, Who Ordered the Charlotte Church Cleavage?

By Bill Swift | July 3, 2012 @ 10:23 am
Charlotte Church is Cleavy in a Low Cut Sheer Dress
Charlotte Church is Cleavy in a Low Cut Sheer Dress
Charlotte Church is Cleavy in a Low Cut Sheer Dress
Charlotte Church is Cleavy in a Low Cut Sheer Dress
Charlotte Church is Cleavy in a Low Cut Sheer Dress
Charlotte Church is Cleavy in a Low Cut Sheer Dress
Charlotte Church is Cleavy in a Low Cut Sheer Dress
Charlotte Church is Cleavy in a Low Cut Sheer Dress
Charlotte Church is Cleavy in a Low Cut Sheer Dress
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I remember back to a simple, kinder, leaner time, when young operatic singing sensation Charlotte Church wore a bikini proudly in the burgeoning days of Egotastic! Well, that was a few thousand bangers and mash plates ago, as the now 26 year old diva has put on a few stones, though it has helped her cleavage grow, flashing as it was during her concert performance of the weekend.

Count me in the category of men who love big unfurled fluffy pillows, and even a solid bit of the ole cushion-for-the-pushing, though Charlotte might be pushing that cushion into larger gal land. Still, we would not be hearty men of ale drinking standards if we didn't ogle us a meaty wench from time to time. So, today, we look down Charlotte's top, just because we can't not. Enjoy.

CHARLOTTE CHURCH AT 19, AMAZING BIKINI BUTT
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TEEN CHARLOTTE BIKINI PICTURES WITH HER STUPID BOYFRIEND
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Charlotte Church Really? Yep, Charlotte Church For Reals

By Jon | January 7, 2011 @ 8:04 am
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It's been a rough road for Charlotte Church, the former child singing prodigy, oh, not her music, always been a truly gifted vocalist, I mean in terms of the Egotastic! quotient. There have been the ice cream and Cap'n Crunch cereal binges a plenty (and, man, that sounds awesome right about now) and some questionably ill-fitting holiday bikinis, but, hey, the world loves a good comeback and look who's looking rather hot these days, hey, it's Charlotte Church in a teasy photoshoot for Esquire magazine. Not quite sure if this marks a full sextastic recovery for the now twenty-four year old singer and TV personality, but it's certainly a wonderful start. Enjoy.

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Unfortunate Charlotte Church Bikini Pictures

By phil | April 10, 2007 @ 11:07 am
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It's no secret that I'm a fan of celebrity bikini pictures. Lately, however, I'm not such a big fan. From Courtney Love's disgusting liposuctioned bikini, to Tara Reid's ill-fitting bikini, it seems like celebrities these days aren't taking this hallowed institution seriously. And then we have these Charlotte Church bikini pictures, which I can only describe as unfortunate.

Listen, I don't want to be unkind here, so I'm not going to say too much (and hopefully nothing that will get me in trouble), but we all know what's up with these pictures of Charlotte Church in her bikini. And it's not like we haven't seen Charlotte Church bikini pictures before. We have, and she looked great. And so did her ass.

So, yeah, the girl's put on a few. Nothing wrong with that, I guess. But the pictures speak for themselves. And if her bikini could speak, I think it would be saying "ouch!"

And just so I'm not misunderstood, the unfortunate issue here is obviously Charlotte Church's hair.

Update: So, Charlotte Church is actually pregnant. But if you didn't know, you wouldn't be able to tell. Anyway, who hasn't made the same mistake before? Regardless, still unfortunate...

Photo credit: INF Photo

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There’s Something About Charlotte

By phil | October 13, 2005 @ 11:30 am
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Something incredibly wrong that is. Now, I can't quite put my finger on it, but something about Charlotte Church seems a bit off. What could it be, hmm, let's see. Is it her dress? No, not that (at least, not the first one). Her make up? Well, yeah, but that's not the one I mean. Is it her handlers, make up artist, and hair stylists' absolute lack of any measurable talent whatsoever? Yes.

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Charlotte Church Really Wants You To Look At Her Bum

By phil | September 13, 2005 @ 10:42 am
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Charlotte Church has been lounging about in bikinis so often lately, that I've had to create a category just for her (click on her name back there). It seems she has become quite the wild child back home in Britain, and has been in all the tabloids (but, really, who hasn't been in the British tabloids). At any rate, back to the bikinis. As I was saying, Charlotte Church is fond of the bikini, and of the showing her ass (or is it arse).

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Charlotte Church Bikini Pictures

By phil | August 22, 2005 @ 1:29 am
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Well, Charlotte Church was on the beach again, and of course, the Paparazzi were out in force, doing what they do. But this time, those paps caught a little more than just some Charlotte Church bikini pictures. It looks like Charlotte's boyfriend was being a little naughty that day, and he got caught untying Charolotte's bikini bottoms in public.

So very nauhgty... Tons (more precisely, 67) more Charlotte Church bikini pictures after the jump.

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Charlotte Church Topless Pictures

By phil | July 26, 2005 @ 4:20 am

Charlotte Church isn't really my kind of girl. She's cute-ish, and that whole opera thing is fine, but on your average day, she really doesn't do it for me. Charlotte Church topless, however, is a somewhat different story. Actually, it isn't really. I just know you're all going to want to see it, so here it is. Don't say I don't deliver.

Update: Well, that was fast. The pictures had to be removed because apparently, there's this thing called "copyright", and it means that I can't use the pictures or something. This whole concept is new to me, and I'm not even sure if not just some sort of prank, but they mentioned lawyers, so I'm not gonna fight. Still, what kinda weird-sounding word is "copyright"? I bet they just made it up.

However, there are some lovely Charlotte Church bikini pictures you can check out instead. Yeah, Ithought you might like that.

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