There’s Something About Charlotte

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bill-swift - October 13, 2005

Something incredibly wrong that is. Now, I can't quite put my finger on it, but something about Charlotte Church seems a bit off. What could it be, hmm, let's see. Is it her dress? No, not that (at least, not the first one). Her make up? Well, yeah, but that's not the one I mean. Is it her handlers, make up artist, and hair stylists' absolute lack of any measurable talent whatsoever? Yes.