bill-swift - April 10, 2007
It's no secret that I'm a fan of celebrity bikini pictures. Lately, however, I'm not such a big fan. From Courtney Love's disgusting liposuctioned bikini, to Tara Reid's ill-fitting bikini, it seems like celebrities these days aren't taking this hallowed institution seriously. And then we have these Charlotte Church bikini pictures, which I can only describe as unfortunate.
Listen, I don't want to be unkind here, so I'm not going to say too much (and hopefully nothing that will get me in trouble), but we all know what's up with these pictures of Charlotte Church in her bikini. And it's not like we haven't seen Charlotte Church bikini pictures before. We have, and she looked great. And so did her ass.
So, yeah, the girl's put on a few. Nothing wrong with that, I guess. But the pictures speak for themselves. And if her bikini could speak, I think it would be saying "ouch!"
And just so I'm not misunderstood, the unfortunate issue here is obviously Charlotte Church's hair.
Update: So, Charlotte Church is actually pregnant. But if you didn't know, you wouldn't be able to tell. Anyway, who hasn't made the same mistake before? Regardless, still unfortunate...
Photo credit: INF Photo
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