Carmen Ortega

Carmen Ortega Has a Body Built for Show (A Show I’d Like to Attend)

I can't say I'm super familiar with Alwayz Therro magazine, but I'd like to thank them for giving us this wonderful visuals of bodacious and curvaceous hottie Carmen Ortega.

Our belusted sultry Latina is in various stages of undress and reveal in this rather memorable photoshoot making me very jealous of her blanket and her couch. Maybe someday I'll be fortunate enough to be reincarnated as a couch, though you have to be careful you don't come back as a porn couch. You wouldn't want your cushions treated to all of those sights. Just Carmen Ortegan's nekkid lounging divan for me please, Mother Nature. Enjoy.

Carmen Ortega Covered Nekkid Bodacious Body Hotness Pimping That Water

Another day, another sextastic photoshoot from the 138 bottled water folks who actually just seem to be in the business of photoshoots. They must have shot forty by now, though I've seen none of them used commercially. I can't even find their products in stores.

But you don't get the vivacious and curvaceous Carmen Ortega into your studio holding her own melons for free. So somebody's paying. And I'm damn glad they are, for Carmen is a fine specimen of feminine S-shapes. A fully developed woman who tends to come out into the spotlight for major league photoshoots or professional athlete romantic scandals. We care almost entirely about the former, where Carmen truly excels. A body built for pleasure. Most likely her own, but I can dream too. Enjoy.

Carmen Ortega Lends Her Ample Booty to the Selling of Water

These 138 Water people have scored another big, well, score. Two cheeks worth in the form of Carmen Ortega, the Latina curvaceous bodacious hottie is barely in a one piece, flashing all kinds of full-bodied woman goodness I suppose in an effort to get you to purchase some water. It mostly just makes me want to purchase a bottle of Korbel and a box of Animal Crackers and ask Carmen if she likes to party with a man whose safe word is 'Don't stop!'.

Carmen can not be handled by a man who is timid around serious womanhood. I might cry, but I'm ready to dive in. Call me, Carmen. Enjoy.

Carmen Ortega Bikini Pictures Purple with Passion Inducing Curves

I've decided not to get to the bottom of this supposed scandal involving Carmen Ortega and LeBron James getting jiggy with it. It just seems like too much work and something too close to real journalism. Yuck. I'd rather just continue my policy of gawking at the ridiculously fine and soft luscious female form of Carmen Ortega in her various revealing wardrobe incarnations.

In her latest work, Carmen and her never-ending body of happiness were promoting bikinis by the good folks at Beach Bunny, who love to put a little bling into their two piece designs, I suppose in case you're stranded in a foreign locale and you need a little universal currency to get yourself rescued. As if just having a bodacious body like Carmen Ortega wouldn't be enough of a universal currency. But nothing wrong with a little gold too.

Carmen Ortega, you make me a very happy man, well, happy to be a man. Enjoy.

Carmen Ortega Bikini Pictures Bring Her Booty Curvy Sextastic Show to Miami

We really do dig Carmen Ortega. Amid rumors that she's involved with, or was briefly seeing LeBron James, despite his pending wedding to his baby mama, Carmen continues to do what she does best, just looking might asstastic at the beach in an animal print bikini.

I mean, hey, when you're a fish, you swim. When you've got a body like Carmen Ortega, you strap on a thong and do what you do. It's all so perfectly natural and beautiful and just makes me want to give the whole world, and Carmen's badonkadonk, a big loving squeeze. Enjoy.

Carmen Ortega Bikini Pictures Curvaceous Blue Perfection in Malibu

Ooh, I really have taken quite a liking to much-t0-lust model Carmen Ortega. The Latina wonder is yet another one of the curvaceous brunettes filling some of the void left by the absence of Kim Kardashian from the big booty and boobtastic brunette model space. I am more than pleased with this substitution plan.

In her little blue bikini on the beach in Malibu, Carmen Ortega shows off all the powers of a woman who keeps her body in tip top feminine shape, including one of the popular whale tail bikini thong bottoms to show off her rather epic asstastic. There's much to love about Carmen Ortega. I'd love to get Carmen laying across a bear skin rug in only her natural fur and begin making a list. Just, wow. Enjoy.

Carmen Ortega Cleavetastic in Green

I have a sneaking suspicion that Latina model Carmen Ortega can make any outfit a mere barely covering of her bodacious boobtastic and body. We're used to seeing her in skimpy little outfits and bikinis, but even in this striking full length green dress, she manages to make us believe that she's completely nekkid. At least, I believe it. I can even see it if I close my eyes.

Carmen Ortega has all the tools to be a true force in the sextastic celebrity circuit. But no tools greater than the ability to take off her clothes entirely and tell the photographer to start snapping away. I hope she opts for that choice soon, for as much as we encourage flexing the imagination muscle here, let's be honest, it's so much easier to just go straight from eyeball to, well, other similar shaped anatomical objects. Enjoy.