Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra Cleavy at the 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards in LA

Carmen Electra Lingerie Teasy Hot in FHM

My life has kind of changed since I met Carmen Electra here in my office. I’ve gone from lusting after the veteran hotties to super duper lusting, realizing that the mix of continued hotness mixed with decades of learning the art o of the tease and the virtual tickle is just one magical combination. Sure, I don’t mind a giggling 20-year old. But a 40-year old with a naughty mind and a demure smile and Carmen Electra’s looks and body? Out of control.

Carmen is featured in the latest edition of FHM magazine from across the pond. I think they nailed everything I do so lust about Carmen. Cheeky, teasy, lingerie experienced hottie. I’d like to climb right through those pages and… enjoy.

Carmen Electra Big Ups in Germany

Wow, when Carmen Electra wants to get noticed, she goes right to her A-game bag of tricks. Or bags of tricks as one who was terrible at puns might say.

Pimping something or other in Germany, Carmen decided to put both her veteran hotness and her somewhere newer racktastic on big girl display for the good people of Deutschland. Whatever it was she was selling, I’m quite sure she sold out and then some. I’m still tingling from meeting Carmen in my office over a month ago. I’d go to a doctor to seek help, but I’m too embarrassed to tell him where I’m feeling it most. Enjoy.

Carmen Electra See-Through Top Makes for Some Nipple Baring Good Times

There’s sheer dresses, and then there’s just sheer delight. I guess both were in play last night as the veteran hot Carmen Electra went out to play in Hollywood in a rather see-through dress top. Sheer material, bright paparazzi lights, no bra, it all made for one majestic peek at the alluring peaks of this still crazy hot actress and dancer.

Carmen was blessed with those special genes to give her decades and decades of lust inducing powers. Rather than stow away her talents, she’s kind enough to share them often with the general public, looking better than she has really in years. Quite an amazing sight those perfect chest puppies so bold and proud to be let off the leash for an evening. I feel a howl coming on. Enjoy.

Carmen Electra Visits Egotastic! (I Nearly Peed Myself)

Carmen Is Just Hitting Her Sexual Peak!

If you build it, they will come. But building things sounds like lots of work. It’s much simpler to trick ridiculously hot women into coming into your offices for a serious journalistic endeavor. I’m not a serious journalist, so the real goal is to pretend to be one with a straight face. Such it is that I found the outrageously veteran hot Carmen Electra in my humble digs talking about how horny she is all the time. OMG as the kids say. I merely whimpered in a ball on the floor and asked if I could taste her toes. It seemed romantic and appropriate at the time.

The celebrity hottie named by Prince himself has a new single out, Werq (available on iTunes) and one remarkably intense 2014 wall calendar. But what Carmen is really selling is herself. The ripest, shiniest, tastiest apple in the barrel. I bet she snaps deliciously when you bite into her too. Check out my 2 Random Minutes interview with Carmen and see if you can figure out what ‘Sushi Slamming’ means. Enjoy.

Carmen Electra And Joanna Krupa Steal the L.A. Nightclub Halloween Show

I must give it up big time for Carmen Electra, who dazzled on the East Coast on The Today Show in her Baywatch swimsuit, then made it back to L.A. in time for Halloween proper as a red latex devil at the Bootsy Bellows nightclub in Hollywood. Carmen is sewing her oats, as they say, looking kicking hot for a young 40-something complete with cougar cub boyfriend who seems to have tattooed a perma-smile on her face. Her asstastic I believe she owes mostly all to her own hard work.

Joining the devilish Carmen was the angelic Joanna Krupa, one sextastic heavenly form in white, showing off all the hard work she does on her own newly married female form. Between the two of them, heaven and hell, and a whole lot of thoughtful sins in betwixt. Enjoy.

Carmen Electra Nipple Proud and Sextastic Back in Her Baywatch Swimsuit

Carmen Electra strapped on the old red swimsuit for Halloween and well, it still fits ever so nicely fifteen years later. I guess Carmen was feeling the excitement from looking so hot in her super tight one piece because her headlights were poking right through her County lifeguard costume.

Now, if you’re like me, any time you see the red Spandex swimsuit from Baywatch, you immediately get a happy tingle from fond memories of, well, private time imagining all those thrilling rescues. Seeing Carmen Electra all grown up and early 40′s something and looking ridiculously hot in her stretchy suit, well, the tingles are quickly becoming sensations which will quickly turn into something resembling a spasmodic quake. It’s inevitable. Do not fight the temblor. Enjoy.