Candice Swanepoel

Candice Swanepoel Lingerie Pictures Bring Cheer and Cheeky Goodness for the Holiday

Oh, Candice, the perfect bit of Yuletide candy in little bits of holiday themed bra and panties for Victoria's Secret, making even the Grinchiest of Christmas downers feel perked up. Candice Swanepoel tends to have that effect on people, seeing as she is simply one of the hottest women in the world wearing hardly any clothes.

Candice Swanepoel in skimpy little silky things, much better than a fruitcake for X-mas. Enjoy.

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Not Nearly as Sextastic as a Gallery Full of Victoria’s Secret Models

They aired the previously taped Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last night on CBS, but we already brought you most of the good photos from the taping last month, and, let's be honest, as much as we respect the god-blessed work of the people at V.S. and really all lingerie makers everywhere, the show has become geared toward women more and more each year, as evidenced by the flowery costumes, dramatic staging, and inclusion of pop music stars. Honestly, when is the last time a man said he wished a hot model wore more feathers on the catwalk?

Still, while the show has gone Broadway, let us not forget the intensely sextastic underpinnings of the V.S. fashion line, that being, the literal angels who model the designs. From Miranda Kerr to Candice Swanepoel to Doutzen Kroes to Alessandra Ambrosio, some of the finest women don skimpy bits of silk and lace for the clothing retailer and we've capture a bunch of our favorites to share with you.

Rather than watch your DVR'd copy of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, peer through this gallery of some of the sexiest women on the planet in bras and panties and not much else. You'll thank me later. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel As a Topless Brunette? Yes, We Can Work With This

 

When we first heard that our belusted V.S. supermodel Candice Swanepoel was going brunette for 10 Magazine, we got kind of inquisitive, like a dog that smells an unfamiliar scent; when we heard she might be topless in the shoot, we got inquisitive like a dog that smells a dog in heat down the block. The kind of inquisitive that sends even an old mutt bounding over a tall backyard fence.

While the artsy factor is high, and the topless views limited, we can't help but be pleased with this magazine pictorial, a chance to ogle our skin-baring sextastic Candice in a new light, a brunette light, and this is always something we shall enjoy.

And Onto the Show…Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, and Doutzen Kroes Highlight the Hotness on Victoria’s Secret Runway

Despite the puffing up of feathers (literally) for the CBS cameras, and the full allotment of celebrity douchy guests in attendance, the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show still represents one of the single greatest sextastic collectives of lingerie-clad hotness around the globe each and every November. And, for that, we give thanks.

Despite the ridiculousness of some of the costumery, clearly not designed for guys, underlying it all we have the wicked hot bodies and killers looks of Angels such as Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, and Doutzen Kroes strutting their wares down catwalk boulevard making us all feel like compulsory consumers. It's one damn fine pimping show. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Reminds Everyone That Hot Women Are Far More Interesting Than Politics

I could go my entire life without seeing another political ad on television, until they start making that fake mom with the wrinkled brow at the kitchen table hot and topless, I'm officially done. On the other hand, I really can't last more than about fifteen minutes without seeing supremely sextastic celebrities, the likes of Candice Swanepoel covered topless in her latest and greatest Victoria's Secret photoshoot.

That ridiculously hot body on Candice reminds of what is truly important in life -- sex, and all the fun times that come with it, before, during, and, okay, just before and during. And part of that 'before' fun involves taking the final bits of silky lingerie off of an uber-fine female form, the very kind Candice tantalizes with better than just about anybody on this planet. Enjoy.

 

Candice Swanepoel and Anja Rubik Topless in W Magazine

 

As you know, each month, my postman, the recently probated Mr. Tompkins-Daffney, delivers a set of women's magazines to the front doormat of my pied-à-terre and I must suffer the slings and arrows of the local 'tween boy gang who mock me as I retrieve my girly-for-girls periodicals from my stoop. It may be time for me to lose my dragon kimono and step up to some sweats.

Either way, for all the silly woman-kind craptastic filling the pages of these ladies-pimping-ladies-shizz journals, occasionally, there are wonderful visual delights, often artsy, often fashiony, but in some cases, quite revealing and delicious, as is the case in this month's W magazine, featuring a row of supermodels, some without tops on, including our heavily desired Candice Swanepoel and supermodel Anja Rubik.

Oh, sure, it's a lot of highfalutin nonsense to work around, but for topless Candice, you must work around. And, enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Silken Siren in New Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot

Nobody does it better. At least, nobody is doing it better right now than South African uber-lingerie model, Candice Swanepoel, who titilates in her latest Victoria's Secret photoshoot, in silky little bras and panties that we have a sneaking feeling that we'd love to feel, as we tried desperately to talk her out of them.

Now, a little birdy tells me that we might be getting a chance to see the ridiculously sexy Candice flashing just a bit more bare wares later today, but for now, and really, for always, we do so dig her in her little boudoir outfits, with that killer body of hers practically compelling us to purchase more lingerie for our secret closet of delightful shame. Enjoy.

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