Candice Swanepoel is back where she belongs. On the pages of Victoria’s Secret catalog looking impossibly hot in bikinis that can’t possibly look so perfect on the purchasers. Alas, if only we lived in wonderland. Nevertheless, Candice sells the two-piece dream like no other, being flown about the world to various beaches to don the sextastic swimwear and soak in the digital photography.
Candice is, was, always will be a natural when it comes to modeling the bikinis and the bras and panties. We were all born with certain talents, mine for instance is being able to stare without blinking at Candice in her tiny bikinis for up to seventeen minutes. I know, I am blessed. Though perhaps slightly less than Candice. Enjoy.
Hmm, Candice Swanepoel, where have you been hiding? Granted, it’s probably only been a month or so since we’ve seen Candice, but even two minutes without visual leering at this uber-sextastic South African lingerie model is two minutes far too long.
Not that I don’t have my leather bound book of Candice hotness to refer to during my wistful moments, but it’s not the same as the steady flow of new wonderments from Candice like this fresh set of bikini, bra, and panties pimping catalog pics for Victoria’s Secret. I’m not sure how women resist asking for ‘give it to me all’. I know I can’t resist saying the same to Pam, my V.S. telephone sales rep. Enjoy.
Gal pals Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima looked appropriately sensual at a Victoria’s Secret press conference. They were there to announce that the next Victoria’s Secret lingerie fashion show is going to be held in London. Adriana wore a dress that had the benefit of both short and having a special window to oggle her funbags. Candice looked equally as smoking in a white dress that showed off her ample cleavage. It is the mark of a truly sexy woman when they are equally as provocative fully clothed or just wearing underwear and a pair of angel wings. These two ladies have been my favorite Victoria’s Secret models for a while. There is just something fun and exciting about them. They look like they are actually having a good time on the runway and not like they are just going through the motions.
I look forward to seeing what frilly bits of awesomeness they will be wearing when the show happens in London. Rest assured, we’re on it like fish on chips.
Oh, how I’d love to have Candice Swanepoel lined up in front of my camera. You know, it’s really just my fingers framed into a square and me making fake ‘click’ sounds. Hopefully she and her security wouldn’t notice my ruse.
The South African uber-sextastic model posed for some stellar shots for photographer Will Davidson along the rooftop of some lucky burgh. I can’t imagine Mother Nature creating a more alluring woman than Candice Swanepoel, though I certainly dare her to try. Enjoy.
Well hello there, candidly supremely hot Candice Swanepoel.
The typically professionally shot uber-sextastic Victoria’s Secret model was indulging in a little personal Candice time at the beach in South Florida, but not leaving her professional wardrobe behind, sporting a skimpy little green bikini that highlighted her wicked hot booty and bikini model body. They don’t just pay you a small fortune to wear their bikini and lingerie because you’re ‘kind of okay looking’. Nope. When you’re this alluring without lights or cameras or makeup or production elements, just imagine how ridiculously alluring you’ll look when you add in all those touches. I can imagine, though I do much prefer the stripped down Candice. Albeit, a bit more stripped down would be nice. Enjoy.
I would shank any one of you in the shower for a chance to spend five minutes in the broom closet with any one of the Victoria’s Secret roster of lingerie hotties. But I’d probably take out my own mom if the prize were some alone time with Candice Swanepoel. I’m sorry, mom, but you didn’t raise no fool.
My lust for all things Candice has been steady, continuous, and non-stop for several years now. I’m not sure anybody on this planet wears, or doesn’t wear, a bra and panties quite as smoothly and effectively as Candice. Even the Russian judges are scoring her perfect 10′s. How can you not? That’s rhetorical. You can mock my sports teams and my questionable choice of Target wardrobe, but if you ever criticize Candice in front of me, you’re going to have to watch me cry. You do not want that, my friend. Trust me. Enjoy.
You don’t get much more top of your bikini game than Candice Swanepoel. The ridiculously hot Angel was on the beach in Miami shooting another one of her alluring and pimped out bikini catalog spreads and looking every inch (and I’ve looked at all the inches) the consummate hot-bodied professional.
While I would like to take Candice away to my cabin in the woods for a week of eating nothing but high-caloric pies and various pieces of human anatomy, she still carries off the slender model look with genuine passion inducement. Slender, but not so skinny that my dad will make his old joke about her getting broke in half on her wedding night when I bring her home to meet the folks. You’re look alright to me, Candice. Let us know commence with the sex, shall we? Enjoy.