The redonkulously hot Candice Swanepoel brings her talents to the page in this photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret. By talents I am referring to her magnificent funbags. They are seriously exemplary. All ta-tas should aspire to be more like Candice Swanepoel’s chichis. She wears a variety of different bikinis and swimsuits and she looks super sexy in all of them. Some people were born with the ability to really maximize a bikini’s hotness quotient and Candice is one of those people. A particular favorite is the leopard striped one that shows off a lot of skin. Leopard print is just plain sexy. Maybe it’s the jungle animal that lives somewhere deep inside us or maybe it’s that leopard print stuff tends to be lowcut. Either way, it’s a good thing.
I remember I used to sit in wait for the Victoria’s Secret catalog to come to our house back in high school. Then I would hide it from my mom. Today I can just look at the pics online and don’t have to hide them from anyone. We really are living in a magical time.
I’m not exactly sure why Candice Swanepoel and her Our Lady of Swanepoel bikini booty was working the lifeguard tower in Malibu, I only know it sent me rushing into the ocean to drown just enough to require her mouth to mouth. Or, you know, mouth to whatever might bring me back from the light. Sadly, Candice didn’t seem to notice my floundering, what with a million eyeballs leering at her ridiculously hot bikini body in display up on the wooden stand.
Candice Swanepoel isn’t just a bikini model, she’s a bikini goddess. She was born to pimp bikinis with her outstanding female form. It’s a gift from on high that Candice has done anything but forsake. I know the Baywatch lifeguard girls were a bit bustier, but I’ll take a streamlined Candice bikini body any day of the week, and twice on Sundays. Oh, Candice, you are the wind beneath my hard-ons. Enjoy.
Well, the Victoria’s Secret Angels, along with a not so random Kendall Jenner, decided to strip off their clothes for celebrity nudist extraordinaire photographer Russell James and his latest photobook project, Angels. It seems obvious why the angels are in the angels book. Kendall Jenner a little less so perhaps. Albeit, we’re not going to look a gift Kendall Jenner almost kind of nude in the mouth. It’s a nice thing. She’s a hot thing. And this is truly Kendall all grown up.
Nevertheless, the true stars of the visual wonderments are the nude girls like Candice Swanepoel, Martha Hunt, and Alessandra Ambrosio and some of their female hottie cohorts. I’m prepared to give this book two enormous thumbs up, just as soon as both become available. Superb work, Mr. James. Enjoy.
Sometimes I just look at Candice Swanepoel in lingerie and being to cry like a small child. She stirs up deep emotions within my otherwise stoic soul.
Candice was strutting around in black showy lingerie for some promotional video and she looked so damn hot I almost pretended I was the director and needed to see her in my trailer to discuss emoting. We’d come out three hours later covered in the sweat that only people with true passion for one another can ever generate. Well, I’ll be sweaty, she’ll mostly be screaming for help, but it’s still romantic. Candice, you do wonders for a man’s testosterone levels. Enjoy.
I’d watch Candice Swanepoel eat a lettuce sandwich with a big smile on my face. That South African super sextastic blonde could do anything and make it crazy hot. And when she’s actually trying to look wet and hot and sultry in a photoshoot, forget about it, everything passion inducing raises by treble.
In this Fernando de Noronha shoot, with dude removed as best possible, Candice shows that she’s much more than just a staid catalog model. When Candice gets to alluring poses, she takes it right off the charts. Let’s just call these poses romantic by the beach. And, by romance, I think you know I mean downright outstanding levels of lust inducement. Candice, you really are a treat. Enjoy.