Candice Swanepoel

Mariah Carey Bikini, Sofia Vergara Booty, and Kendall Jenner Christmas Showoff Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Well, for our social media pics final roundup of Lucky '13 we have quite the show from our egotistic show girls here on Egotastic! It's been a blessedly wonderful year or girls loving them own selves by way of hot photos shared to Twitter and Facebook and Instagram and the forty-seven other services these attention-seeking celebrities discover to share their hot bodies. And, well, thank goodness for this cross section of the need for acceptance and modern digital media. We truly are the beneficiaries.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Candice Swanepoel changing for a bikini shoot, Rihanna being Yuletide naughty, Kendall Jenner doing her own Christmas in red barely legal posing, Sofia Vergara flashing some of her mighty bikini cans, Bella Thorne tonguing an icicle, Mariah Carey in her seasonal bikini, Lara Bingle being showy in bed, and much much more. You owe it to a very exhausted Donder and Blitzen to check out each and every one of these smoking hot skin-laden celebrity shared photos. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Owns Swimwear, Owns December

Odd to think that one of the world's finest and most prolific swimwear model would have her busiest and biggest month each year in the dead of winter, but that is the case for the uber-sextastic South African Candice Swanepoel who crams wicked hot catalog shoot after shoot into her Winter month for the benefit of Summer sales the following year.

In her latest and greatest, the fiercely fine female form that is Candice gets all beachy (fake) tan for Agua Bendita swimwear, showing you exactly what you hope to see when you take your beach vacation this year. A crazy hot young woman strutting the beach like a tiger waiting to be uncaged. It's very feline. And, you will be left wanting some... well, never mind, you complete the cat pun yourself. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Lingerie Perfection Just in Time for Christmas

In my vast reading about women's lingerie through the years, I seem to recall that Christmas is the second biggest lingerie shopping season of the year, behind only Valentine's Day. For me in my most previous relationship, lingerie buying time was also anniversary and Sea Otter Appreciation Day, the latter of which I made up as an excuse to buy fur lined crotchless panties without being slapped.

If you're going into your big shopping days, you definitely want to call in the pro to be pimping your finest wares. Candice Swanepoel is that top dog. For four years now she's been headlining Victoria's Secret lingerie with hot bodied precision. Just a spectacular, born to model blonde delight in panties and bras that look like they were made especially for her. It's like Yuletide magic, if Yuletide magic made you uncomfortable in your shorts. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Posing for Pimping Good Time in St. Bart’s

Time for the bigguns to arrive on the Caribbean island for the splendid Victoria's Secret winter time bikini shoot. The wickedly hot, but second tier girls, sort of take a step back when the legendary likes of still young Candice Swanepoel hops off the plane at the airport with a dozen bikinis in her carry-on. It's A-list showtime for the pimping of bikinis

Candice Swanepoel doesn't just wear a bikini, she seems to grow them organically as slightly covering extensions on her perfect body. Not that we wouldn't prefer her without them altogether, but there is something magical about seeing a woman who wears a bikini just about better than anyone else in the world. We all have talents, I mean, most of us have some, or a few, or at least we can type 40 wpm (yay), but Candice, her talent is simply divine. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Flashes Some Ta-Ta for i-D


I'm not exactly super clear on the mouse theme behind this i-D magazine photoshoot. I'm guessing it's something to do with Miley's latest crazy, but I'm not quite sure. I do know this, it features a fine topless photo of uber-sextastic Candice Swanepoel, which means all other questions are rendered somewhat moot.

Topless Candice Swanepoel makes everything better. If broccoli had come with topless Candice I would have eaten it as a child. If topless Candice awaited me at the dentists office, I'd schedule back to back completely unnecessary root canals. She really is the cure-all, and daddy needs a little taste of his medicine. Yes, that does sound creepy. Enjoy.

Martha Hunt and Candice Swanepoel Black and White and Topless Hotness All Artsy Over


I'm not exactly sure why Carolina model Martha Hunt and our uber-sextastic friend Candice Swanepoel are boudoir dressed up then in various states of undress for this meaningful photoshoot for 25 magazine. I could try to interpret the subtle stylistic and artistic tones, but, once the girls start flashing their bare tops, there's little point to deeper meaning. I'll leave that to the scholars who studied important things at important schools.

As for me, it's all about the fine bare female forms of Candice and Martha and imagining just how spruced up my super-mini-mansion would look with the likes of these two draped nekkid over the Ikea furniture. Quite a bit nicer I might add. I'd even put away the loose socks. Enjoy.

Karlie Kloss, Candice Swanepoel, and the Girls Behind the Scenes of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Not quite over yet with the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, as we had to have a sneak peek behind the scenes of the event where the real girl almost on girl action takes place. Our virtual girlfriends Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel and their fine yet to be feather hottie friends got into their best looks prepping for the runway backstage. To say this wardrobe kitten scene is straight out of eleven of my more serious fantasies, well, that's right on point. Right on down to the heated hair curler. I like to get creative.

At some point all the girls get way over-primped and decorated. But seeing them half-nekkid backstage in their little cotton and silky bits, well, that is sheer visual heaven. Enjoy.