Candice Swanepoel

Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel Bikini and Beach Preening for Victoria’s Secret

When Victoria's Secret brings all the models to Miami or other warm weather ports of call for an all-hands photoshoot for their catalog, well, it's several days of something to behold and wish you were holding.

Today was the turn for Doutzen Kroes to flash her brilliant MILFtastic body in the cause of pimping skimpy bikinis to other moms who dream of ever looking like Doutzen Kroes does with her tight lean curves in her bikini...

And more tame, but still wicked hot, Candice Swanepoel, modeling some outerwear for the lingerie company, but still able to bring that ridiculously sextastic form to bear and inspire us to imagine just how fun it must be to watch her in the changing room (especially without all those pesky V.S. store security guards always chasing me away when I do try to peak at the local area mall location).

Candice Swanepoel Hot and Sweaty Behind the Scenes of Her Elle Photoshoot

There are few women we lust in this world more than the South African model-princess Candice Swanepoel, who in lingerie or swimsuits or fashions, or better yet, out of all of them, just continues to develop new ways to make herself hotter and hotter.

Case in point, Candice's photoshoot for Elle Brazil, a magazine not normally known for guy friendly photos, but you get an ogle behind the scenes of the photoshoot and suddenly you have Candice looking all kinds of wicked hot and making you wish you were her lowly towel boy, responsible for dabbing any of the moist spots should they appear from her work in tropic environs. Honestly, I wouldn't even use a towel to perform such dabbing, I'd use my... well, you can guess. And, enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Topless Pierced Nip Pic Emerges from Glorious Classic Shoot

 

Remember about a year and a half ago when we brought you some amazing visuals from photographer Seth Sabal of Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel topless? Why, of course you do, you still have the sensitive chaffing to prove it.

Well, all hail EgoReader 'Nick' who found one additional amazing one of the topless classics, of the highly belustable Candice Swanepoel flashing her amazing knockers and wouldn't you know, something we missed before as well, a piercing through the headlights. Hmm, we really don't remember that, but there it is, and we are intrigued.

See for yourself and judge accordingly. Just don't chafe in the same area twice. Trust me. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Swimsuit Pictures Crank Necks and Potentially Injure Other Body Parts

Candice Swanepoel stepped away from the Victoria's Secret mothership to lend her bodily assets to Agua de Coco swimswear to produce on of our new favorite Candice pictorials.

If there's one thing Candice does well, it's look amazing in a swimsuit. I know women always complain about how it's so hard to find swimsuits that fit them right, but somehow everything they put on Candice seems to fit her like a perfectly revealing glove. We all have our innate talents, for Candice, it's looking efffin' amazing in a bathing suit, which I'm guessing has proved more lucrative to her than my talent of being able to whistle through my eye socket. She probably does beter at parties too. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Sexy Sporty Sweaty Stretchy Skintight Goodness

Candice Swanepoel works the body like nobody's  business in her new 'Sexy Sport' campaign shoot for Victoria's Secret, a company that not only has my credit card on file, but has a line in my personal will, I just want to make sure they're taken care of after I'm gone. They do good work.

The South African model is the perfect woman to pimp the shizz out of Lycra and Spandex because every single inch of her body is perfect for exhibition and display (and a bunch of other verb things we'd like to do with that body). But whatever it is Candice is selling, we are buying, buying until we are spent. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Enters a V.S. Swimsuit Battle with Candice Swanepoel

And I'd just like to be the guy who clean the sand off their bodies between shots. Of course, some bits can get stuck in your teeth.

Both the gloriously looks-gifted MILFtastic Doutzen Kroes...

and the inimitably hot Candice Swanepoel...

for whom bikinis are inspired to be pulled from their drawer,took to the beaches of cool foreign lands to shoot for thew new Victoria's Secret swimsuit catalog. And, you might say, throw down a little bikini body on bikini body competition. And the competition was downright faptastic. Enjoy.

Which is Hotter: Candice Swanepoel on Her Way to Work or Candice Swanepoel at Work

Of course, the hottest option would be sans clothing entirely, but we don't have that particular option today for Candice Swanepoel. But, what we do have is the world class lingerie model looking wicked hot on her way to work in a tight top top and short skirt

and Candice looking professionally showy for her Victoria's Secret Angels promo event alongside hottie Bregje Heinen.

I don't want to influence your vote, nor can I, as either option to me seems like Nirvana. I'm not in a position to choose between my favorite children, but you readers are far more objective in your voting I know.

Candice Swanepoel: Hotter On Her Way to Work or Pimping at Work?

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