Candice Swanepoel

Candice Swanepoel Lingerie Pictures Are Ever Giving Gifts of Hot Body Goodness

I like to think people are born for different roles in life. Not that you can't alter your destiny, but you may never ultimately change your innate gifts. Candice Swanepoel was born to model lingerie. She may decide to be a doctor or a pilot or an underground sewer line maintenance worker, but there may never be a better natural lingerie model. I think we can find other people to work the sewers who don't work so perfectly in little bras and panties.

In her new photoshoot for Victoria's Secret, Candice shows the full range of her hot body and alluring promotional talents. All that and some serious self-holding funbag skills. She's a keeper. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures Put the South African Uber-Sextastic Model In Her Element

The dead of winter is when bikini models come alive. It's the biggest time of the year for the slender hot bodied ladies from around the world who make two-piece swimsuits look like magical vessels of the sextastic. Right at the top of that list is Candice Swanepoel who has been perfecting the fine art of Victoria's Secret bikini modeling for the past several years now. And winter is her magic hour.

Featured in the latest and greatest V.S. pictorial, Candice shows off some new name bikini line that looks so incredibly hot on her, not only are the women of the world going to buy tons, I'm quite certain this is a purchase for my own shame closet. Yes, I'm slowly coming to realize there's little chance Candice herself will ever come included with the bikini purchase, but where there is an ounce of hope, there is a ton of desire. Candice does this so very very well. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Is Everywhere Not Wearing Much Clothes

Candice Swanepoel is a busy girl these days. She must be shooting nearly 24x7 these days. This is a good thing. As any sports junkie can tell you, there aren't too many Bowl games there are too few. Bring on more Beef O' Brady's. And bring on even more Candice Swanepoel.

The uber-sextastic South African model's latest appearance is covered nekkid in an alluring mini pictorial in Vogue Brazil. I'm not sure what it means or what she's selling, I just know daddy wants. Oh, yes, daddy wants very badly. In 2014, I do promise to stop calling myself 'daddy'. Though I shall never give up lusting Candice. Enjoy.

Mariah Carey Bikini, Sofia Vergara Booty, and Kendall Jenner Christmas Showoff Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Well, for our social media pics final roundup of Lucky '13 we have quite the show from our egotistic show girls here on Egotastic! It's been a blessedly wonderful year or girls loving them own selves by way of hot photos shared to Twitter and Facebook and Instagram and the forty-seven other services these attention-seeking celebrities discover to share their hot bodies. And, well, thank goodness for this cross section of the need for acceptance and modern digital media. We truly are the beneficiaries.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Candice Swanepoel changing for a bikini shoot, Rihanna being Yuletide naughty, Kendall Jenner doing her own Christmas in red barely legal posing, Sofia Vergara flashing some of her mighty bikini cans, Bella Thorne tonguing an icicle, Mariah Carey in her seasonal bikini, Lara Bingle being showy in bed, and much much more. You owe it to a very exhausted Donder and Blitzen to check out each and every one of these smoking hot skin-laden celebrity shared photos. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Owns Swimwear, Owns December

Odd to think that one of the world's finest and most prolific swimwear model would have her busiest and biggest month each year in the dead of winter, but that is the case for the uber-sextastic South African Candice Swanepoel who crams wicked hot catalog shoot after shoot into her Winter month for the benefit of Summer sales the following year.

In her latest and greatest, the fiercely fine female form that is Candice gets all beachy (fake) tan for Agua Bendita swimwear, showing you exactly what you hope to see when you take your beach vacation this year. A crazy hot young woman strutting the beach like a tiger waiting to be uncaged. It's very feline. And, you will be left wanting some... well, never mind, you complete the cat pun yourself. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Lingerie Perfection Just in Time for Christmas

In my vast reading about women's lingerie through the years, I seem to recall that Christmas is the second biggest lingerie shopping season of the year, behind only Valentine's Day. For me in my most previous relationship, lingerie buying time was also anniversary and Sea Otter Appreciation Day, the latter of which I made up as an excuse to buy fur lined crotchless panties without being slapped.

If you're going into your big shopping days, you definitely want to call in the pro to be pimping your finest wares. Candice Swanepoel is that top dog. For four years now she's been headlining Victoria's Secret lingerie with hot bodied precision. Just a spectacular, born to model blonde delight in panties and bras that look like they were made especially for her. It's like Yuletide magic, if Yuletide magic made you uncomfortable in your shorts. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Posing for Pimping Good Time in St. Bart’s

Time for the bigguns to arrive on the Caribbean island for the splendid Victoria's Secret winter time bikini shoot. The wickedly hot, but second tier girls, sort of take a step back when the legendary likes of still young Candice Swanepoel hops off the plane at the airport with a dozen bikinis in her carry-on. It's A-list showtime for the pimping of bikinis

Candice Swanepoel doesn't just wear a bikini, she seems to grow them organically as slightly covering extensions on her perfect body. Not that we wouldn't prefer her without them altogether, but there is something magical about seeing a woman who wears a bikini just about better than anyone else in the world. We all have talents, I mean, most of us have some, or a few, or at least we can type 40 wpm (yay), but Candice, her talent is simply divine. Enjoy.