Candice Swanepoel

Candice Swanepoel Deep Cleavy Dress Wins the Victoria’s Secret After-Party

Talk about pressure to perform, you can't just wear any old thing to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show after party, not after you've been strutting around for the audience and cameras in little bits of lingerie, or in the case of Candice Swanepoel, a ten million dollar bra. And Candice hardly disappointed in the apres-event, arriving in a dress so wide open in the front, civil engineers spent the evening trying to figure out the mechanics behind keeping her funbags from spilling out.

As for me, I spent the evening digging through my mail trying to figure out where my invitation must have gotten lost. Enjoy.

Adrianna Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and the Entire Gang Go Big for the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

While the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show has become more of a produced TV entertainment special rather than a silky little nothings lingerie fashion show over the years, there's no doubt it remains one of the highlights of the hot ladies undergarment industry each November. The show will air later this month on CBS, but actually took place live last night in New York with the whole sextastic gaggle of V.S. regulars flashing their wares on the runway, along with a few relative newcomers.

Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Candice Swanepoel all have several years of the big show under their belts, err, garters, while Karlie Kloss and British sensational eye-brows model Cara Delevingne represent the next generation of worldwide panties and bra sales.spectaculars. As always, there was a bit too much pageantry and feathers and jewels and dramatic wardrobe, but at the core, still a group of supremely hot women in tiny bits of undergarments prancing around for the benefit of all mankind. Still definitely a golden ticket. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Shows Off the Fantasy Bra By Being a Fantasy Girl

I'm not quite clear on this whole ten million dollar bra concept. Why cover a bra in jewels when you could use the same jewels to convince a lovely lady that she might want to remove her bra? I know, I'm overly pragmatic and I'm missing the majesty of a royal fantasy bra. I guess it did bring out uber-sextastic Candice Swanepoel for some happy pimping visuals.

There's definitely some hidden value in that transaction. And I do suppose if you got your own lady one of these ten million dollar bras for Christmas, you'd probably get lucky. Still, I say, leave the gem stones for the rings NBA players must buy their wives when they cheat on them. As for bras, just make them easier to unhook, please. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Slips Nip at Sao Paulo Fashion Show

 

Not that the fashion world freaks out to much at the sight of bare boobs, consider the models spend half their time half-dressed and everybody is very adult about the fact that they are walking mannequins.

Still, when the beautiful Candice Swanepoel suffers a wardrobe malfunction and flashes her bare udder on the public stage, me and a few million of my closest ogling gentleman friends are going to notice. Maybe pop some champagne and celebrate even. Just Korbel or something, not that fancy stuff we'd open for full-on nekkidness of this South African uber-sextastic model. Still, I shall never forsake the eyeball glory of Candice Swanepoel and her sweet chestal goodness. It almost makes fashion worth watching. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Flashes a Little Sideboob for Elle

The talents of uber-sextastic Candice Swanepoel are extending well beyond her Victoria's Secret work. Everybody wants a piece of Candice these days, and not just the way in which I want a piece of Candice, but more so, to look all hot and fashiony in their brightly colorful magazines.

Like Candice done did for Elle magazine in the U.K., looking all kinds of hot and boob flashy even as she appeals to the largely female readership. Some women are simply alluring enough to survive the women's mag treatment. Candice survives, thrives, and crawls right into my libido where she has her own loft apartment rent-free. I just like knowing she's there. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Sports, Stretchy, Bra Top Goodness

Candice Swanepoel is a rather flexible gal. Flexible super fine and uber-sextastic. I bet her workouts are tremendous. I mean to watch, naturally, from about five feet away while sipping a cold one in a beach chair and encouraging her to stretch harder. That's the dream.

Not only is Candice showing off her bodily talents in this month's Victoria's Secret catalog, she hit one of the stores with fellow hottie Alessandra Ambrosio to pimp the shizz out of the sports bras that made their chests look so snug and secure during workouts.

I wish I could have been at that particular store buying floor samples as oppose to the V.S. store yesterday where the security guard asked me seven times if I was waiting for somebody. Indeed, good sir, I am waiting for somebody. Her name is, Next Hottie Coming Out of the Changing Room in a Camisole. Now, leave me to my recreations. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures Put the Agua Caliente in Agua Bendita

Yeah, my Spanish is still pretty weak, but I do know hot women. And Candice Swanepoel, I feel like I know every nook and cranny of her flawless body. I have studied it pretty thoroughly for several years now, with much more rigor and vigor than I ever did any of my formal education.

Candice has a body so primed for selling, that the good folks at Agua Bendita figured they ought to employ it to pimp their latest line of bikinis for women who can only hope to look at hot as Candice Swanepoel. I'm going to go out on a limb and say it works out well for them. Enjoy.