Candice Swanepoel

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Posing for Pimping Good Time in St. Bart’s

Time for the bigguns to arrive on the Caribbean island for the splendid Victoria's Secret winter time bikini shoot. The wickedly hot, but second tier girls, sort of take a step back when the legendary likes of still young Candice Swanepoel hops off the plane at the airport with a dozen bikinis in her carry-on. It's A-list showtime for the pimping of bikinis

Candice Swanepoel doesn't just wear a bikini, she seems to grow them organically as slightly covering extensions on her perfect body. Not that we wouldn't prefer her without them altogether, but there is something magical about seeing a woman who wears a bikini just about better than anyone else in the world. We all have talents, I mean, most of us have some, or a few, or at least we can type 40 wpm (yay), but Candice, her talent is simply divine. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Flashes Some Ta-Ta for i-D

 

I'm not exactly super clear on the mouse theme behind this i-D magazine photoshoot. I'm guessing it's something to do with Miley's latest crazy, but I'm not quite sure. I do know this, it features a fine topless photo of uber-sextastic Candice Swanepoel, which means all other questions are rendered somewhat moot.

Topless Candice Swanepoel makes everything better. If broccoli had come with topless Candice I would have eaten it as a child. If topless Candice awaited me at the dentists office, I'd schedule back to back completely unnecessary root canals. She really is the cure-all, and daddy needs a little taste of his medicine. Yes, that does sound creepy. Enjoy.

Martha Hunt and Candice Swanepoel Black and White and Topless Hotness All Artsy Over

 

I'm not exactly sure why Carolina model Martha Hunt and our uber-sextastic friend Candice Swanepoel are boudoir dressed up then in various states of undress for this meaningful photoshoot for 25 magazine. I could try to interpret the subtle stylistic and artistic tones, but, once the girls start flashing their bare tops, there's little point to deeper meaning. I'll leave that to the scholars who studied important things at important schools.

As for me, it's all about the fine bare female forms of Candice and Martha and imagining just how spruced up my super-mini-mansion would look with the likes of these two draped nekkid over the Ikea furniture. Quite a bit nicer I might add. I'd even put away the loose socks. Enjoy.

Karlie Kloss, Candice Swanepoel, and the Girls Behind the Scenes of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Not quite over yet with the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, as we had to have a sneak peek behind the scenes of the event where the real girl almost on girl action takes place. Our virtual girlfriends Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel and their fine yet to be feather hottie friends got into their best looks prepping for the runway backstage. To say this wardrobe kitten scene is straight out of eleven of my more serious fantasies, well, that's right on point. Right on down to the heated hair curler. I like to get creative.

At some point all the girls get way over-primped and decorated. But seeing them half-nekkid backstage in their little cotton and silky bits, well, that is sheer visual heaven. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Deep Cleavy Dress Wins the Victoria’s Secret After-Party

Talk about pressure to perform, you can't just wear any old thing to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show after party, not after you've been strutting around for the audience and cameras in little bits of lingerie, or in the case of Candice Swanepoel, a ten million dollar bra. And Candice hardly disappointed in the apres-event, arriving in a dress so wide open in the front, civil engineers spent the evening trying to figure out the mechanics behind keeping her funbags from spilling out.

As for me, I spent the evening digging through my mail trying to figure out where my invitation must have gotten lost. Enjoy.

Adrianna Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and the Entire Gang Go Big for the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

While the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show has become more of a produced TV entertainment special rather than a silky little nothings lingerie fashion show over the years, there's no doubt it remains one of the highlights of the hot ladies undergarment industry each November. The show will air later this month on CBS, but actually took place live last night in New York with the whole sextastic gaggle of V.S. regulars flashing their wares on the runway, along with a few relative newcomers.

Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Candice Swanepoel all have several years of the big show under their belts, err, garters, while Karlie Kloss and British sensational eye-brows model Cara Delevingne represent the next generation of worldwide panties and bra sales.spectaculars. As always, there was a bit too much pageantry and feathers and jewels and dramatic wardrobe, but at the core, still a group of supremely hot women in tiny bits of undergarments prancing around for the benefit of all mankind. Still definitely a golden ticket. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Shows Off the Fantasy Bra By Being a Fantasy Girl

I'm not quite clear on this whole ten million dollar bra concept. Why cover a bra in jewels when you could use the same jewels to convince a lovely lady that she might want to remove her bra? I know, I'm overly pragmatic and I'm missing the majesty of a royal fantasy bra. I guess it did bring out uber-sextastic Candice Swanepoel for some happy pimping visuals.

There's definitely some hidden value in that transaction. And I do suppose if you got your own lady one of these ten million dollar bras for Christmas, you'd probably get lucky. Still, I say, leave the gem stones for the rings NBA players must buy their wives when they cheat on them. As for bras, just make them easier to unhook, please. Enjoy.