Candice Swanepoel

Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima Cleavy and Leggy at Victoria’s Secret Conference in London

Gal pals Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima looked appropriately sensual at a Victoria's Secret press conference. They were there to announce that the next Victoria's Secret lingerie fashion show is going to be held in London. Adriana wore a dress that had the benefit of both short and having a special window to oggle her funbags. Candice looked equally as smoking in a white dress that showed off her ample cleavage. It is the mark of a truly sexy woman when they are equally as provocative fully clothed or just wearing underwear and a pair of angel wings. These two ladies have been my favorite Victoria's Secret models for a while. There is just something fun and exciting about them. They look like they are actually having a good time on the runway and not like they are just going through the motions.

I look forward to seeing what frilly bits of awesomeness they will be wearing when the show happens in London. Rest assured, we're on it like fish on chips.

Candice Swanepoel Wicked Wicked Hot for Rooftop Photoshoot

Oh, how I'd love to have Candice Swanepoel lined up in front of my camera. You know, it's really just my fingers framed into a square and me making fake 'click' sounds. Hopefully she and her security wouldn't notice my ruse.

The South African uber-sextastic model posed for some stellar shots for photographer Will Davidson along the rooftop of some lucky burgh. I can't imagine Mother Nature creating a more alluring woman than Candice Swanepoel, though I certainly dare her to try. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Green Bikini Sextastic Madness in Miami

Well hello there, candidly supremely hot Candice Swanepoel.

The typically professionally shot uber-sextastic Victoria's Secret model was indulging in a little personal Candice time at the beach in South Florida, but not leaving her professional wardrobe behind, sporting a skimpy little green bikini that highlighted her wicked hot booty and bikini model body. They don't just pay you a small fortune to wear their bikini and lingerie because you're 'kind of okay looking'. Nope. When you're this alluring without lights or cameras or makeup or production elements, just imagine how ridiculously alluring you'll look when you add in all those touches. I can imagine, though I do much prefer the stripped down Candice. Albeit, a bit more stripped down would be nice. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Teasy Covered Topless Lingerie Spread Seals Her Seat at the Head of the V.S. Table

I would shank any one of you in the shower for a chance to spend five minutes in the broom closet with any one of the Victoria's Secret roster of lingerie hotties. But I'd probably take out my own mom if the prize were some alone time with Candice Swanepoel. I'm sorry, mom, but you didn't raise no fool.

My lust for all things Candice has been steady, continuous, and non-stop for several years now. I'm not sure anybody on this planet wears, or doesn't wear, a bra and panties quite as smoothly and effectively as Candice. Even the Russian judges are scoring her perfect 10's. How can you not? That's rhetorical. You can mock my sports teams and my questionable choice of Target wardrobe, but if you ever criticize Candice in front of me, you're going to have to watch me cry. You do not want that, my friend. Trust me. Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photoshoots Just Like a Pro

You don't get much more top of your bikini game than Candice Swanepoel. The ridiculously hot Angel was on the beach in Miami shooting another one of her alluring and pimped out bikini catalog spreads and looking every inch (and I've looked at all the inches) the consummate hot-bodied professional.

While I would like to take Candice away to my cabin in the woods for a week of eating nothing but high-caloric pies and various pieces of human anatomy, she still carries off the slender model look with genuine passion inducement. Slender, but not so skinny that my dad will make his old joke about her getting broke in half on her wedding night when I bring her home to meet the folks. You're look alright to me, Candice. Let us know commence with the sex, shall we? Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Topless Cowgirl for Mario Testino Shoot in Vogue

 

Well, damn if Mario Testino didn't get to shoot Miley Cyrus topless first for Vogue Germany, then follow up immediately thereafter with our Lady of Candice Swanepoel topless as a cowgirl for the same publication. Talk about your walking talking and gawking fantasy visions. The uber-sextastic Candice Swanepoel with her precious pair bare and nipple-ready beneath a cowboy hat.

And who happens to be joining her in a couple of these photos? Only my future wife Edita Vilkeviciute. This one dropped straight down from heaven without passing Go. Though I am more than willing to pay $200 if Candice removes everything but the cowboy hat. Damn! Enjoy.

Candice Swanepoel Legs Are Where the Fun Begins

Hey, you. Yes, you, the guy who's been staring at the lovely chest and tight booty and blessedly taut tummy of Candice Swanepoel for several years now. What about her perfectly toned model legs? Hath thou forsaken thy Swanepoel stems?

Well, no longer, as Candice's sextastic long legs were on full display as she walked in a fashion show in New York. Any legman knows that lust begins at the feet and works its way up to the E-ticket rides, not the other way around. What's the point of an adventure without a tantalizing trek along the calf and thigh trails? That's rhetorical. I don't have time for real questions when Candice is strutting her stuff on the runway. All eyes forward and gam leering. Enjoy.