As you know, I take my life into my own hands each month when I go to retrieve my set of women's magazines from the front stoop of my pied-à-terre. Oh, how the middle school skateboarders love to taunt me with their early teen gestures of disapproval. Well, I fear not, for I walk with the gentleman oglers for whom these scented periodicals filled with fashion and beauty tips also contain some rather alluring photos of our favorite sextastic celebrities. Plus, sticks and stone may break my bones but names will only make me cry into my security blanket when nobody is watching.
This month's Marie Claire has quite the visual treat of blonde veteran hottie Cameron Diaz showing off her sweet toned legs. Cameron entered the celebrity world as a promising young model, and she'll go out with quite the resume of passion inducing photos over the past twenty years. And I suppose a few, though not a ton, of decently reviewed movies. Cameron, I will flip through many pages of eau de toilette to see your slender hotness. Pardon my sneezing as I am allergic to lilac. Enjoy.