Well, these we just had to share. It’s hard to believe 25 years have passed since Cameron Diaz was just an aspiring teen model with her entire future brightly ahead of her. The blonde teen model whilst rather innocently posed in these pictures, was already clearly exuding the female talents that would secure her not only numerous major modeling contracts shortly after, but many movie roles including The Mask where most people first put her on their must-fap-to-list.
There is no fortune so great I won’t spend it on photos to show you all the hottie origin stories. While I personally have a borderline unhealthy addiction to veteran hotties, I do so love to journey back into time to see where it all began. There are some girls in high school who tell you they are going to be models and you just kind of look at them and wonder what they’re thinking. I bet when Cameron Diaz told everybody that they all shook their heads and said, damn straight you are. Such a sweet attractive treat. Enjoy.
As you know, I take my life into my own hands each month when I go to retrieve my set of women’s magazines from the front stoop of my pied-à-terre. Oh, how the middle school skateboarders love to taunt me with their early teen gestures of disapproval. Well, I fear not, for I walk with the gentleman oglers for whom these scented periodicals filled with fashion and beauty tips also contain some rather alluring photos of our favorite sextastic celebrities. Plus, sticks and stone may break my bones but names will only make me cry into my security blanket when nobody is watching.
This month’s Marie Claire has quite the visual treat of blonde veteran hottie Cameron Diaz showing off her sweet toned legs. Cameron entered the celebrity world as a promising young model, and she’ll go out with quite the resume of passion inducing photos over the past twenty years. And I suppose a few, though not a ton, of decently reviewed movies. Cameron, I will flip through many pages of eau de toilette to see your slender hotness. Pardon my sneezing as I am allergic to lilac. Enjoy.
Cameron Diaz is all kinds of busty in Marie Claire Magazine. (Popoholic)
But let me tell you about Amber Rose‘s considerable booty. (Huffington Post)
Cameron Russell is sexy as F in this spread for Vogue Mexico. (Drunken Stepfather)
Thank Gawd for Joanna Krupa‘s funbags in these tiny swimsuits. (Hollywood Tuna)
Britney Spears looks sweaty and sexy coming from the gym. (The Superficial)
Do you want to see video of girls trying out for the LA King’s Ice Girls? (COED)
MMA fighter Veronica Macedo is hot…but DO NOT mess with her. (Busted Coverage)
When bikini clad celebrities take multi-bikini vacations, this can be a lot of work for us. But I commit that as long as these lovely ladies are showing off their bodies on various beaches and yachts and rooftops, I shall not slumber in my responsibilities to leer and gawk incessantly while imagining someday the Bill Swift Sextastic Celebrity Orgy actually becomes a real event with sponsors and plastic sheet lined floors.
Cameron Diaz seems to be on about day ten of her Euro yachting vacation with new musician boyfriend and showing off in different bikinis daily from the decks of ships and rocky shores. Cameron maintains a rather strict workout and diet regimen that allows her to feel comfortable prancing about in skimpy two piece swimsuits at forty. I applaud everything she does to make our lives a little happier. I’m going to assume that’s why she does it. Enjoy.
I don’t know about where you live, but where I park my car slash mobile bungalow, it’s damn hot this week. Sweltering hot. When it’s time for air conditioned relief, my mind always turns to house siting for one of my friends with a big screen TV to catch up on movie recommendations from the good and horny folks at Mr. Skin. They know what’s nekkid onscreen and they’re not afraid to tell you.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Cameron Diaz nipple slips in Gangs of New York and Vanilla Sky, as well as her panties-clad booty shots in Sex Tape, Olivia Williams flashing right boob in Sabotage now on Blu-Ray, and Jessica Brown Findlay of Downton Abbey fame flashing her perfectly ripe udders in the mini-series Labyrinth currently out on Blue-Ray.
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Outside of her film roles, we don’t often see Cameron Diaz in her bikini just hanging around, this despite being such a workout fanatic and keeper of one quite nice and natural 40-year old veteran hot body. Cameron claims to have shot a scene nekkid for her upcoming film Sex Tape, but I think we all have memories sharp enough to know these types of modern day boasts never seem to come to fruition on screen (or they do, but in CGI form only).
Cameron was in Miami hanging by the pool in her two piece and we just had to share. She really does keep her bikini body in rather tip top shape. Considering it’s been twenty years now officially since she first gave boners to the world in The Mask, it’s really quite a remarkable journey for Cameron along the sextastic trail. She’s tallied up quite a career, and by the looks of her pert top and tight bottom, I’d say it’s showing no signs of slowing down. Cameron, bless you and your bikini, long may you reign, in public settings, where we can peek. Enjoy.
Cameron Diaz is pimping her new movie Sex Tape. And while her promotions include telling everybody she shot a scene nekkid for the movie, don’t expect that to pan out into flesh exhibitions in the cut you see onscreen. We’ve been burned too many times by A-list actresses to believe in that hype any longer. Still, promotion for a Sex Tape movie of course has to include a few showy pictorials, including this sultry posing in Esquire magazine where Cameron Diaz confirms her spot on my Forty and Faptastic list of veteran hotties. She works hard to keep herself in shape, including lots of making of the sexy time to keep the hormones in balance. That and yoghurt I believe are the real key to lasting beauty.
Cameron, you still lift my boat high in the water. You’ve been doing it for twenty years now. You deserve some special attention and I intended to give it to you for at least the next seven to twelve minutes as I gaze upon your still sweet female form. You might feel a little sting. Enjoy.