Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz and Kate Upton Raised Booty Mean It’s Going to Be a Great Week

I can't even begin to tell you how much sextastic celebrity skin you're  going to see here this coming week. I'm not sure if we're in the Dog Days of Summer yet or not. Nobody's explained that one to me, but we are most definitely in the enduring heat weeks and that means more sweet flashing than just about any time of the year.

As you know, at the beginning of each week I seek out a harbinger of good and naughty tidings. I can think of no finer omen than the sight of Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz filming The Other Woman in the Bahamas, both their booties perched in the air. Some people look to the stars for perfect alignment of the universe, I look to asstastic. Oh, baby, this is going to be a great week! Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Christa Campbell Topless, Behati Prinsloo Topless, Cameron Diaz Topless, and Much Much More…

 

There is no love greater than that expressed each week here on these pages with our communal gathering for Reader Finds. I mean, not young love, not true love, and not even monkey couples picking fleas out of each others fur. All pale in comparison to the scope of sentiment represented by a bunch of EgoReaders sharing their favorite celebrity skin-filled pictures for the benefit of the whole. It's like a socialists dream, if only the socialists could stick to just sharing hot nekkid girl photos.

This week's Reader Finds includes Brazilian reality stars Nicole Bahls and Fani Pacheco flashing serious booty (thank you to EgoReader 'Liman'), hot South African Tanit Phoenix onscreen and quite artsy topless (blessings from 'Ray H.'),  three decade throwback to Adrienne Barbeau topless in Swamp Thing (kudos to you 'Harv'), the underrated hotness of Anna Friel in a black and white photoshoot (black and white and hot all over from 'Devon'), Melanie Raimundo covered topless for Zen Garage (supremely nice treats courtesy of 'James'), Pell James topless in the wicked Pawn Shop Chronicles (submitted deftly by 'Amanada'), Joanna Page now famously topless in Love Actually (handed over by 'Donny'), veteran shower Christa Campbell topless on screen in the early 2000's (ta-ta's provided by 'Stoney'), a way way back tribute to Bonnie Bedilia topless in a 1960's film (whoa baby by way of 'David M.'), the leather-clad shapely asstastic of Alex Morgan (righteousness from 'Theo P.), Cameron Diaz topless on the beach back in the day (loves me some Cameron boobie, so does 'Michael'), and new Adam Levine fiance, the supremely hot Behati Prinsloo quite showing off her funbags (big ups to 'Chris' for this fine peek). It's a handful, a mouthful, and if you do it right, just a couple of tears. Enjoy.

The Counselor Trailer is Full of MILF-tastic Win (VIDEO)

Cameron Diaz in Some Spectacular Car Crawling Action

The Counselor hadn't been on our radar until we saw this trailer today. Seriously. And all it took was eight to ten nanoseconds of Cameron Diaz's sure-I've-still-got-an-amazing-ass ass crawling up the hood of a convertible.

It's a movie that Ridley Scott made and that Cormac McCarthy wrote? Who would want to see a thing like that? Oh...wait. Every self-respecting dude with any taste in good movies. What the hell have we been paying attention to, if not this? Probably too many superheroes.

The Counselor answers the very pressing question, 'How do you go about becoming a drug cartel lawyer?' with Michael Fassbender in the lead role. Rounding out the cast of novelist McCarthy's first spec script are Diaz, Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz, and Game of Thrones stunner Natalie Dormer. Oh, and because he's bound by law to be in everything now, Brad Pitt.

When Penelope Cruz asks you, 'Have you been bad?' You. Say. Yes.

Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz White Bikini Showdown on Set of ‘The Other Woman’

Right there in the script where it says Kate Upton character and Cameron Diaz character hang out on the beach in little white bikinis, right there is where I'm hooked. I don't need big CGI effects or exploding buildings or special surround sound, I just need a director of photography training his expensive camera on the sextastic parts of these two blonde hotties, two decades apart in age, but only inches away from each other in my special fantasy time arrangements.

Giggling around on the sand on the set of The Other Woman, Kate Upton and her amazing bikini body and Cameron Diaz and her long legs and still nice little veteran tush, remind us that most things in life are truly simple. We just feel a need to complicate them with a whole bunch of unnecessary details. Details I'd like to strip away in my trailer when Kate and Cameron come by to run lines with me. If the trailer is a rockin' do not come a knockin'.  Enjoy.

Cameron Diaz Flashes Her Long Lustable Legs as ‘The Other Woman’

Cameron Diaz was in The Hamptons filming on the set of The Other Woman and showing off some serious legs, the passion inducing stems she's been exhibiting for going on 20 years now really. Quite spectacular.

While I have never ever liked any film set in The Hamptons ever, I have never really stopped feelings of longings for the blonde model and actress. There was that rough patch during the A-Rod she-banging days, but Cameron seems fully recovered and primed to become a major player on the veteran hottie tour. Enjoy.

Cameron Diaz Braless on Set, Why Not

It's hard to tell, but I think Cameron Diaz has mostly fully recovered from her long term she-banging relationship with Alex Rodriguez, a man with a reputation for ruining many a woman with his particular appetites (though not really so much an appetite for earning his baseball contract). Cameron had a little raggedy period there during the A-Rod timeframe, but she seems to have recovered to the point that I'm now leering at her close enough to notice that she seems to be without an undergarment beneath her sweatshirt on the set of her new movie.

Cameron always has been something of a free spirit and it's nice to see her return to form. Or forms, if you look closely enough. Enjoy.

Cameron Diaz Covered Topless and Artsy for Interview

I'm going to be honest. I mean I'm always honest, but sometimes, like telling a girl with thicker thighs that she looks great in those new summer shorts, well, honesty has different shades to it. And, honestly, Cameron Diaz has not looked so great of late. And I speak of a woman for whom many a man has been lusting since The Mask days or even before. We blame A-Rod, because Cameron's time banging four times a day with the P.E.D. powered baseball player, not to mention three times a day hardcore workouts, seemed to just wear the shit out of her. Not sure any of us would come gracefully through that trial.

But, Cameron is back, in Interview magazine, and, yeah, it's kind of artsy and female hair driven, but it's also reminiscent of some of the reasons we first fell for Cameron, and still root for her veteran comeback into her 40's. The skills never leave, sometimes you just need to shake off the rust. Enjoy.