Brooklyn Decker

Brooklyn Decker Sheer Bra and Panties En Fuego for GQ Spain

By Bill Swift | May 29, 2012 @ 10:18 am

Brooklyn Decker Sexy Photoshoot for GQ Spain Issue

Brooklyn Decker is one of those supreme hotties that it really doesn't matter what she wears in her photoshoots, she looks so effin' amazing. Having said that, sweaty sheer bra and panties doesn't hurt.

The world class swimsuit and lingerie model and not such a horrible actress actually looks all kinds of smoking hot in her sheer little bits of undies in this month's GQ Spain. I'm sure these photos are not 100% brand new, but I'm also sure they are 100% must-sees for anybody who happens to love uber-sextastic statuesque blondes with ridiculously hot bodies stretching and contorting themselves for your viewing pleasure. Do you happen to fall into that category? Yeah, I thought so. Enjoy.

Check Out Brooklyn in Motion in Her Esquire BTS Video »

Brooklyn Decker Braless Dress Highlights the ‘What to Expect…’ Movie Premiere

By Bill Swift | May 9, 2012 @ 1:33 pm

Brooklyn Decker in a White Sheer Dress for 'What to Expect When You’re Expecting' Premiere Red Carpet

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Okay, here's the deal. They can sell this What to Expect When You're Expecting movie all they want as a 'funny for dudes too, hey, look, there's Chris Rock cracking wise' movie, but if you're buying that, then you my friend deserve whatever size your gonadials shrink to by minute 50 of this chick flick. And, by the way, there's absolutely nothing wrong with a good chick flick, if you happen to be a chick.

But, rant aside, the movie does star some noteworthy hotties not the least of which is Brooklyn Decker, who arrived at the premiere in a white dress that when the light shone from the heavens just so, you could tell she wasn't wearing a bra beneath. That's the best kind of heavenly light.

Now, amazingly sextastic Brooklyn decker flashing hints of her perfect boobtastic, that's quite delightful. Swollen, angry, sore, post-natal breastfeeding moms, much less boobtastic. But, don't listen to me, go take your chances. Enjoy.

UNFORGETTABLE: BROOKLYN DECKER IN HER LITTLE YELLOW BIKINI

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Kaley Cuoco, Bar Refaeli, and Miley Cyrus Featured In This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | April 26, 2012 @ 8:18 am

Sara Jean Underwood Bikini and Shorts Pictures

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Vanity isn't just for celebrity breakfast anymore, it's now driving more and more of our sextastic hotties to check themselves out in the mirror and say 'Damn, I'm fine, the world needs to see some of this.' Snap snap. And to the web they go with their photos of their favorite subjects -- themselves -- which works out just about perfect for us gentleman oglers.

This week's sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-contributions of hotness from the likes of Kaley Cuoco in little bikinis, Bar Refaeli looking ever hot, Miley Cyrus in love with her own legs, Sara Jean Underwood forever in a bikini and about a bazillion more sweethearts self-portraiting themselves straight into our loins. You owe it to yourself to feed their vanity. Enjoy.

Brooklyn Decker Sexes Up GQ With Yet Another Bra and Panties Decker-Spectacular Image

By Bill Swift | April 19, 2012 @ 6:33 am

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Brooklyn Decker Topless

Okay, So Nothing Will Ever Best This Brooklyn Amazement 7 Photos »

Having the entire Egotastic! team hosted this week in New York City by various Big Apple dignitaries, public officials, and some supreme hot corner owning pimps has been truly special. And while we are in no way prone to favor any of the five boroughs, we must admit to being a bit partial this morning to Brooklyn thanks to this visual wonderment of Ms. Decker in the May edition of GQ magazine.

Brooklyn Decker has spent the past dozen years creating some of the top photos we've ever had the privilege to tattoo onto the naughty cells of our grey matter, and her bra and panties vision of sextastic in GQ is just another trophy for the award winning case. That supremely hot body barely contained in her straining undergarments, it's enough to make even the most veteran of oglers a little teary eyed in their leers. Just delicious. Enjoy.

Click here for the full set of Brooklyn Decker 'burning' in GQ magazine

Check Out Brooklyn Video of Her Latest Bikini Candids »

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Brooklyn Decker Bikini Pictures for Your Sunbathing Boobtacular!

By Bill Swift | April 9, 2012 @ 8:13 am

Brooklyn Decker Bikini Sunbathing in Sydney

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Easter brought so many gifts this year, even forgetting for the moment the eighty-seven Cadbury eggs I plowed through this weekend, or the fact that I dominated the Our Lady of Satriani 12 And Under Easter Egg Hunt this year with a combination of tracking skills and sheer physical domination, but it was a time filled with blessings of the celebrity sextastic. Let's just keep it rolling I say...

Down Under is the place to be of late, and if you weren't sure, just check out our very latest ridiculously hot find in the Southern Hemisphere, and it's a doozy. Brooklyn Decker bikini pictures, the statuesque blonde swimsuit goddess, who we rarely if ever actually get to see candid in a swimsuit, soaking up the rays of Mother Sun at her Sydney hotel. Oh, my.

Those bikini-adjusted chest puppies on Brooklyn could be barely contained as she maneuvered her top to keep the tan lines from forming, a job I would have gladly done for her had not my cabana boy license been revoked in all the major industrialized nations. Just so damn hot! Enjoy.

SWIMSUITS, LINGERIE, BROOKLYN DECKER MAKES IT ALL EXTRA DELICIOUS

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Weekly Sextastic Twitpic Round Includes Maria Menounos, Sara Jean Underwood, the Hottie Trio of ‘Spring Breakers’ and Many More Self-Pic Celebs

By Bill Swift | April 5, 2012 @ 9:08 am

Sara Jean Underwood National Cleavage Day Twitpics

Arianny Celeste Cleavage Bikini Twitpics

Alie Dimeco Bikini and Sports Bra Twitpics

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In a day and age when all the publicists in the world are wrenching their Botox taut faces trying to get their clients to stop playing with their cell phone cameras, the girls of Hollywood just keep right on self-pic'ing. Naughty girls need love too, and they'll will find it themselves if it's not coming to them; there's nothing like some Twitpics to do just the trick.

This week's roundup of the best of the self-published sextastic celebrity pics includes offerings of dancing workout goodness from Maria Menounos, a celebration of National Cleavage Day from Sara Jean Underwood, many more private bikini pics from Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, and Ashley Benson on the set of Spring Breakers, Kari Byron white tank top goodness, Katrina Law wonderments, and many many more. You really owe it to yourself to check out the personal works of some of the hotter women of Tinsel Town. Enjoy.

Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker Still Battleshipping for Hottest British Import

By Bill Swift | March 30, 2012 @ 10:47 am

Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker at a Battleship Screening in London

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Another day, another appearance by the twin-headed Battleship movie promotional hottie beast known as Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker, as the two ladies of lusciousness hit a screening of their film in London, mostly just to be snapped by photographers looking all kinds of sextastic, including Rihanna offering up some sideboob for the hungry pap lenses.

How badly would you like to be out on naval patrol with these two ladies? Or is that navel patrol? Enjoy.