Bella Thorne

Bella Thorne In Leather Booty Shorts, Megan Fox Hotness, Ginny Gardner Blonde Sextastic Highlight the TMNT Premiere in Los Angeles

It's finally here. Not sure you've been waiting for it, but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles opens Friday among what is now a completely died down controversy over everything. All that is left to do is bring out the hotties for the Hollywood Premiere, as they did last night including movie starlet Megan Fox looking rather MILFtastic fine, Bella Thorne who were leather shorts quite certain to be noticed, newcomer Ginny Gardner who is nineteen and ready to explode in Tinsel Town, and Jordana Brewster who could be my fake prom date to the prom set up in my basement any day. I would be a lucky man.

I'll say this for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It may only be the 1287th best idea for a comic book turned movie, but those turtles do manage to get the hot girls to come out for the evening. Just like your idiotic classmate in college who had the same inexplicable powers, you called him friend. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens, Audrina Patridge, Bella Thorne Highlight the Hotness at the Young Hollywood Awards

I'm not really sure what the Young Hollywood Awards are about, only that it seemed like most of the guests were not all that terribly young. Okay, in their 20's mostly, but considering the categories were kiddy stuff such as Best Onscreen Kiss and Favorite Bromance, I'm thinking it was geared toward a much younger audience. But, stupid silly award shows aside, the hotties showed up to walk the red carpet. Young Hollywood past and present such as Vanessa Hudgens who looks better than ever before if I might say, Audrina Patridge who I understand is newly single and ever bikini hot, Bella Thorne, the darling ingenue of Hollywood, Jessica Lowndes, underrated body faptastic, and several more.

When you have an awards show at the end of July, you're not expecting super amounts of attention. Which is perhaps why we didn't get as much leg and skin as we get at the bigger shows. Still, I'm never looking a gift horse in the mouth, especially one with pretty pucker like Vanessa Hudgens. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Is a Saucy Diner Waitress In ‘Call It Whatever’

I can only imagine how insipid this Bella Thorne over-produced Disney music is, but I need not imagine how she looks in her music video for Call It Whatever, a profound bit of puffery that brings us Bella as a waitress with an attitude as it's central music video character. I'm sure there's some deep symbolism and motifs embedded into this visual storytelling, but I'm mostly paying attention to the budding star at the center of it all, a future star of screen and TV and perhaps not music so much. But you can only bite off so much at one time. Something any teasy waitress would now before she even ordered.

Bella Thorne is going places. Some of them her publicity team will definitely try to keep secret. Others, a much more public climbing of the Q rating charts. Either way, we'll be following her progress, documenting for posterity. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Long Legs for Seventeen Magazine Cover Pimping Duties

With great popularity comes great responsibility. Bella Thorne not only has about five movies coming out it seems, she's also the current cover girl for Seventeen magazine. I must admit, I canceled my subscription to Seventeen nearly a couple years ago now, so I'm not currently up on all the makeup, prom, and dating tips the magazine provides scores of young women who need such advice. But not like I'm going to miss out on Bella's big cover edition, for which she has been making many stops around the country to co-promote, including a leggy show she put on in Union Square in the Big Apple.

Bella's high school years remind me of my own teen experience, minus the attention, the adoration, the travel, the money, the notoriety, and the hotel room stays with a significant other. Though neither of us were truly natural redheads, so there's that. Not that I'm jealous. I'm content just to wait and watch Bella claim her ultimate destiny one day as we have with her fellow former TV starlets. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Short Skirt and Bare Midriff Taking Manhattan By Starlet Storm

There's no doubt that Bella Thorne has been given a new theme in her current promotional campaign for the movie Blended. It's no longer happy-go-lucky young teen actress. It's now maturing starlet who all the boys would be fighting over to take to the prom, if Bella were available. And, she's not. But there'd still be fights. I don't remember many girls back in those days looking quite like Bella Thorne.

The redheaded ingenue took her turn on Good Morning America and other New York morning media outlets to pimp her movie and show off herself in a rather high hemline exhibiting her rather noteworthy starlet legs. Not to mention a bare midriff top that would've got most girls in the school I went to sent to the principal's office for some kind of tongue lashing. But on Egotastic, you don't get a tongue lashing for dressing like... wait, yes, you still get a tongue lashing. Though less figuratively speaking. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne and Sister Dani Thorne Get Cheeky Hot on the Red Carpet for ‘Blended’

The chances of me seeing the new Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore movie is somewhat in the percentage ballpark of me suddenly dunking in my next pickup basketball game, with the only difference that I still dream about dunking. Ah, Sandler. That being said, the film does serve as one of the many new breakout points for breakout teen starlet hottie Bella Thorne, who showed up to the L.A. premiere with her older sister Dani Thorne, the two getting quite cute and cheeky on the red carpet.

We occasionally see Dani Thorne in her more risque photoshoots on this site now that she's of a slightly older age, while we now see Bella Thorne here all the time increasingly grown up in her wardrobe and appearance. It's becoming quite a thing. The two stole the red carpet. Go Thorne girls, I bet you've got even more in your toolbox than what you're showing. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Bikini Pictures Candid Pink Madness in Miami

If I told you I had thirty-seven righteous candid beach fun time bikini pictures of Disney starlet Bella Thorne, you probably wouldn't believe me. I don't quite believe me either. But, there they are, in pink and what you might call cute as a button. We've seen Bella Thorne bikini pictures before, sort of, but never quite like this most certainly.

I was going to mention that Bella seems to be grooving right past the standard Disney starlet trajectory, but thinking about, she is just about on par with Miley and Selena in terms of the bikinis with the boyfriend on the beach prancing visuals. It's almost like clockwork. If you were highly compelled to check out thirty-seven pictures of clocks. I have none of those, just Bella being bellisima in a pink bikini in 360-degrees of splash. Enjoy.