Bella Thorne

Disney Machine Starlet Bella Thorne Decked Out for the 49ers (It Didn’t Quite Work)

By Bill Swift | February 4, 2013 @ 8:43 am

Bella Thorne Shows Off Her 49ers Gear in LA

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As a rule, I don't like to openly root for any sports team, I mean, other than the one holding my financial future in the palm of their gloved hands. Not that I don't have favorite teams, but something inside of me tells me that rooting openly for my team will cause Fate to come and crush the spines of my brethren, so I eschew the open wearing of team gear, let alone face paint. Not so Disney machine teen starlet Bella Thorne, who trotted out her 49ers gear pre-Super Bowl, and, wouldn't you know, despite a valiant near epic comeback, she was smote with the fate of a forever loss.

Now, as for me, I'm crying in the streets this post-Super Bowl Monday. As for Bella Thorne, I'm guessing she's private jetting with her boyfriend off on some romantic underaged holiday. We come from two different worlds.

Congratulations today to Baltimore Ravens fans. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Continues Her Precocious Celebrity Hollywood Growing Up Process at the American Giving Awards

By Bill Swift | December 11, 2012 @ 7:11 am

Bella Thorne Shines at the 2nd Annual American Giving Awards in LA

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We are tracking the speed at which the Disney machine is primping and pumping up their Miley Cyrus replacement 'it' girl, Bella Thorne, and they are likely tracking our complete taking of the bait, by, for instance, showing Bella as the belle of the ball for the 2nd Annual American Giving Awards. We have no idea what the event is, but from the sounds of it, it's a damn fine undertaking.

Meanwhile the still young Bella stole the paparazzi camera attention in her very grown up dress and with her experienced camera poses. Are we merely encouraging this precocious blossoming process ourselves by occasionally tracking Bella Thorne in her uprising Hollywood career. Yeah, we are. But I assure you it's not the worst thing we've ever done, or are doing right now at this moment. Enjoy.

BELLA THORNE RIDES HER BIKE LIKE A WELL REHEARSED DISNEY STARLET

Bella Thorne Rides Her Hello Kitty Bike in LA

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Bella Thorne Backless, Bare, and Traveling to Mexico, Just Your Typical Teen

By Bill Swift | November 26, 2012 @ 10:13 am

Bella Thorne Arrives at the Airport in a Backless Orange Dress

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Bella Thorne may be young, but Disney is hella pimping her hard these days, from promotional events to appearances at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, to her hotel travels with her boyfriend which we can only imagine are some kinds of sub-legal, Bella Thorne is on a precocious line to super starlet stardom and Disney does not want her to be seen with parents, adults, or any kind of supervision as the young thespianic headed down to Mexico in a backless dress that I don't remember many girls wearing back in high school.

Bella Thorne is shooting for the moon, and she just might get there by her Sweet 16. Enjoy.

BELLA THORNE ROOTED ON HER BOYFRIEND FOR HIS FOOTBALL GAME

Bella Thorne Cheers a High School Football Game in a Plaid Skirt

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Bella Thorne Vamps For Her First Year of Grown Up Hollywood Halloween Parties

By Bill Swift | October 29, 2012 @ 11:05 am

Bella Thorne as a Vampire Bride for a Halloween Party in Hollywood

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The Disney machine young starlet Bella Thorne was publicity-released on Halloween over the weekend, decked out as a vampire bride, and hanging with the older crowd while maintaining her public etiquette and not making out with her boyfriend in public.

The fifteen going on Miley Cyrusesque protege captures more and more attention from the paparazzi and Hollywood press these days as her press machine presses to turn Bella into the next big 'It' teen.

I suppose we're falling for it, but we're weak, and silly, and foolish dirty not so old men, so we're highly susceptible. Boo!

BELLA THORNE IS GROWING UP SUPER FAST AND SUPER PUBLIC

Bella Thorne Shows Off Her Legs in a Short Dress and Heels

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Bella Thorne Birthday Party Makes Us Wonder How Long Disney Is Going To Fudge Her Age

By Bill Swift | October 9, 2012 @ 10:27 am

Bella Thorne Celebrates Her 15th Birthday at Katsuya in Hollywood

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We have a carbon dating team of specialists flying in from the Big Island of Hawaii later today to help identify the actual age of Disney teen starlet extraordinaire, Bella Thorne. According to the Mouse House, the nubile gingertastic teen just turned fifteen years of age, but to paraphrase the inimitable British soft rocker Joe Jackson, if our eyes don't deceive us, there's something wrong going on around here.

Bella Thorne was out last night at celebrity hotspot Katsuya restaurant in Hollywood celebrating the anniversary of her birth, whatever year it took place, and visually reminding everybody within camera shot that this girl is going to be a force to be reckoned with. There's going to be some serious damage as she gets older and more and more Nikki Cox like (I'm giving myself 1,000 bonus points for that reference). Happy Birthday, Bella

WE KNOW DISNEY IS AIMING TO MAKE BELLA THE NEXT MILEY CYRUS

Bella Thorne and Miley Cyrus in Plaid Skirts

Bella Thorne at the Premiere of Puss in Boots

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Bella Thorne Rides a Hello Kitty Bike With Puppies to Prove She’s Just an Adorable Sweetheart, Not a Precocious Starlet

By Bill Swift | September 5, 2012 @ 9:48 am

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Talk about your Disney manufactured starlet moments, the Mouse House publicity machine invited out the entire paparazzi world to snap away at their up and coming primrose Bella Thorne, with proof that they're not trying to make her grow up too fast, just look at the teen riding her old-fashioned bike with cute puppies in a basket and you could almost forget that Bella is now a world traveler who stays in hotels with her boyfriend and the Hollywood machine is preparing for major millions in mega-starlet promotions.

Don't believe everything you see in this town. But always look. Enjoy.

BELLA THORNE IS A YOUNG JET SETTER AND WORLD TRAVELER

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Bella Thorne Goes Plaid Skirt for High School Football Cheering

By Bill Swift | August 28, 2012 @ 4:34 pm

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Disney starlet with the big bright ginger future, Bella Thorne, showed up to her boyfriend's high school football game decked out in perfect P.R. machine fashion to root on her man and get herself photographed in her coquettish little outfit.

The 14-going-on-30 year old Bella Thorne continues on her unstoppable Mouse House path toward Miley Cyrus type levels of celebrity, almost like watching history repeat itself for those of us who study starlet rising history as we do here at Egotastic! A little scouting down on the farm. And Bella Thorne, make no mistake about it, or just look at her, she's the golden calf, err, ginger calf. Enjoy.