Bella Thorne

Bella Thorne And Jennifer Aniston Are White Hot Hotties at Horrible Bosses 2 Premiere

Sexy duo Jennifer Aniston and Bella Thorne were looking particularly boobtastic at the premiere of Horrible Bosses 2. Bella wore a pant suit thing with a super plunging neckline and, whoops, she forgot to wear a bra. The result is some cleav for the ages, my friends. Bella has some nice pert and perkies that I very much enjoy looking at. The rear was also missing from the top so you could marvel at her perfect back, (an underrated part of the female anatomy). Jennifer was also cleavtacular in her low cut dress. I've been a big fan of Jennifer Aniston's knockers ever since the early 90's when she was on Friends. Let's face it, those hooters and that famous hair cut launched her career. She's also friggin' sexy as hell in the last Horrible Bosses movie.

Not that I condone that type of sexual harassment behavior. But if I were Charlie Day I totally would have drilled that dentist.

Bella Thorne Thong Bikini Disney Starlet Booty Show Might Just Break the Internet

I hate myself for that breaking the Internet nonsense. Only the FCC can actually break the Internet. Not even a nekkid Kim Kardashian can match that intrusively destructive might. Though fast rising TV and film starlet Bella Thorne might take a crack with her first ever thong bikini pictures from her vacation on the beach in Miami. Bella is another one of these grow'd up super fast Hollywood ingenues who have forgone the tedium of high school for fame and fortune. Oh, that I could have made that trade myself. I would have settled for just fortune really, fame is vastly overrated.

Bella Thorne isn't one of those obvious exhibitionists like her predecessor Miley Cyrus, even at the same age. Though she is a rather mature young woman who travels the world with boyfriend and not any parental supervision for some time now. When I was seventeen I was caring for myself too and would've punched anybody in the face who told me I was just a kid. Well, maybe kicked them in the shins, seeing as how I'm partially a pacifist. Bella Thorne is mightily in control of her own destiny. If thong bikinis and flashing her bare derriere on the beach is part of her plan, I am 100% behind her. I mean, I will literally be spending lots of time behind her. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Getting Grown Up Treatment in Latina Magazine

I'm not sure Bella Thorne is any part Latina. I'm not sure much about her biography is entirely dependable other than she's the hit of the Thorne family that has been trying to break into Hollywood with numerous offspring now. I do know she's a fast rising star, television, movies, modeling, and now moving into more mature publications like Latina magazine where she's all made up and showing off her beauty.

The types of decisions that move teen starlet into adult actress and, naturally, some kind of fake singer for summer concerts, doesn't happen without careful consideration. These are literally million dollar decisions. Bella Thorne could become the next Hollywood ingenue, or end up ten years from now on a Where Are They Now segment. This is a dicey game. That's why I like to play Ferdinand and just sit under the cork tree and watch it all. Except for the bees, it's really the way to delight in this dance the best. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Flashes Legs On the Birthday Party Red Carpet

Well, Taylor Spreitler certainly had a different 21st birthday party than I did. I only vaguely remember a bottle of Jager and something moving in tassels, Taylor had a red carpet Hollywood blowout complete with invited starlet guests including Bella Thorne who as the toast of young Tinsel Town arrived in a black cocktail dress showing off the legs that will eventually become a bigger and bigger part of her acting repertoire. She is definitely a red carpet camera thief.

I can't go back and relive my big growing up birthdays, but if I could, I'd probably want to invite more girls like Bella Thorne to my shindigs and less girls like my friends cousins who got tricked into showing up. Such is the life of celebrity. You definitely get better looking girls at your party. Bella Thorne, you are coming along quite nicely. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Steals the Show with Ginger on Orange at Disney Premiere

It seems like they're having a premiere for this Alexander and the Horrible Something Or Other movie in every city across the country where children might live. There've been a number of them for sure. But none so big perhaps as the final L.A. premiere where the film's teen starlet, Bella Thorne, arrived in an orange gown that caught the attention of camera snappers up and down the red carpet.

The ginger haired teen beauty has seen her star rocket shoot straight into the stratosphere of late, feeding off Hollywood's insatiable need for a cute teen girl who can act half-decent and not threaten parents. You know, like Miley, when she was still in contain mode. Bella Thorne definitely knows how to work the publicity section of the paparazzi department. Everybody is taking her photo. She seems to be delighting in her spotlight. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne, Heidi Klum, Bar Refaeli the Height of Hotness at amFAR Gala in Milan

With any big Fashion Week comes the ballyhooed and star-studded amFAR fundraising gala for AIDS. it is a must stop for every big name in thespianics and modeling who happens to be in town for the big week's events. Milan is a major stop for the fashionistas, a big building block in the Emperor's New Clothes industry . If you're good looking, it's pretty much a must visit in mid September after New York and London. I know what you're thinking. Why wasn't I there then. Well, there's a little thing called NFL Sunday Ticket that keeps me America-bound during the late Summer and Fall.

Super sextastic lovelies attending the amFAR party included Bar Refaeli, Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum, Bella Thorne, and many more. If you happened to be a model looking dude yourself, or if your Lambo is just your weekend cruising vehicle, you probably could do very well for yourself at this party, albeit they do expect a nice six figure donation for attending. Worth it to hobnob with the hotites. I mean, I hope they do take personal checks drawn from mysterious sounding institutions like the Bank of Bill. I need to get to this party! Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Bikinis, Adrianne Curry Booty, Selena Gomez Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Don't think Celebrity Funbag Hacker Gate has done one single iota of damage to the constant, increasingly large flow of self-published selfies hotness emanating from our finest exhibitionist celebrities. If anything, it's only increased the competition by way of pointing out that everybody and their mother, literally, are taking sexy photos of themselves if they've got the goods to flaunt. Even the good girls are being bad on camera, even if they don't share on social media like most do these days.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Adrianne Curry flashing her bare booty in a thong, Selena Gomez bikini vacation fun time photos, Bella Thorne teen bikini showoff, Nina Agdal bikini biking hottie, Aubrey O'Day laying on her large yams, Ashley Tisdale white bikini hotness, Ariana Grande schoolgirl selfie, Beyonce perhaps slightly shopped bikini candids, and much much more. You owe it to the right thinkers who opened up the very first Dunkin Donuts in Los Angeles to check out each and every one of these sizzling hot social media candids. So much self-shared goodness. Enjoy.