Well, hello there, Bella Thorne in Cosmo. Technically, behind the scenes for this ginger teen starlet’s Cosmo shoot. Nothing too racy, not quite there yet. But the way her career and her profile is jetting skyward, you can count on more mature themed shoots just as soon as the Disney bonds are cast asunder. It’s a formula we’ve come to count on here at Egotastic. It keeps me riding the exercise bike so I can live to see it.
Bella’s got all the tools to be a very popular young woman. Cosmo knows it. The slightly more feminist leaning Egotastic knows it. There’s a certain flutter she produces that I can’t possibly in any intimate detail until she turns eighteen on paper this October. Her real age always being somewhat in question, but we go by the book. Or, in this case, the magazine, with lovely hot photos of Bella. That means beautiful in Italian. I have Google translate. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Cosmopolitan
Oh, what a post holiday week for the self publishing of sextastic celebrity selfies and friend shot candids. Whatever time these lovely ladies aren’t spending on Christmas shopping personally, they are making up for with bikini shots, down tops, cleavy goodness, and asstastic show off pieces that are absolutely so much better than sweaters and new socks. Though I do love sucks, I don’t necessarily want to spent a weekend locked in a remote mountainous cabin with them playing survival through body friction.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Bella Thorne in bikini and cleavy top, Jen Selter flashing her world class mighty thumper, Kylie Jenner sharing her chesty gifts, Emily Ratajkowski topless from behind, Arianny Celeste wicked hot and down her top, Sarah Hyland bikini goodness, and so much much more. You owe it to the ghost of Christmas fruitcakes past to personal ogle each and every one of these smoking hot social media candids. Santa’s still making his list. You’d better check these twice. Enjoy.
I’m pretty sure that Red Band Society show on Fox is meant for a demographic not consisting of men who try to save money by eating happy hour food for dinner. I’m also quite sure this is the second time today I’ve posted pictures of Bella Thorne. But what am I to do? This Disney starlet turned multi-media ingenue is simply everywhere these days. And she’s not exactly hard to look at.
Bella plays a role in the show’s most recent episode where we start to see a glimpse of talents future. I can’t speak their name (Funions), but I can certainly see how like Kendall, Miley, and others before her, she’s slowly moving artistically forward into more grown up roles. And good for her. And us. And the Keepers of the Sextastic Time Space Continuum. Everybody’s a winner when roses blossom. Enjoy.
Sexy duo Jennifer Aniston and Bella Thorne were looking particularly boobtastic at the premiere of Horrible Bosses 2. Bella wore a pant suit thing with a super plunging neckline and, whoops, she forgot to wear a bra. The result is some cleav for the ages, my friends. Bella has some nice pert and perkies that I very much enjoy looking at. The rear was also missing from the top so you could marvel at her perfect back, (an underrated part of the female anatomy). Jennifer was also cleavtacular in her low cut dress. I’ve been a big fan of Jennifer Aniston’s knockers ever since the early 90′s when she was on Friends. Let’s face it, those hooters and that famous hair cut launched her career. She’s also friggin’ sexy as hell in the last Horrible Bosses movie.
Not that I condone that type of sexual harassment behavior. But if I were Charlie Day I totally would have drilled that dentist.
I hate myself for that breaking the Internet nonsense. Only the FCC can actually break the Internet. Not even a nekkid Kim Kardashian can match that intrusively destructive might. Though fast rising TV and film starlet Bella Thorne might take a crack with her first ever thong bikini pictures from her vacation on the beach in Miami. Bella is another one of these grow’d up super fast Hollywood ingenues who have forgone the tedium of high school for fame and fortune. Oh, that I could have made that trade myself. I would have settled for just fortune really, fame is vastly overrated.
Bella Thorne isn’t one of those obvious exhibitionists like her predecessor Miley Cyrus, even at the same age. Though she is a rather mature young woman who travels the world with boyfriend and not any parental supervision for some time now. When I was seventeen I was caring for myself too and would’ve punched anybody in the face who told me I was just a kid. Well, maybe kicked them in the shins, seeing as how I’m partially a pacifist. Bella Thorne is mightily in control of her own destiny. If thong bikinis and flashing her bare derriere on the beach is part of her plan, I am 100% behind her. I mean, I will literally be spending lots of time behind her. Enjoy.
I’m not sure Bella Thorne is any part Latina. I’m not sure much about her biography is entirely dependable other than she’s the hit of the Thorne family that has been trying to break into Hollywood with numerous offspring now. I do know she’s a fast rising star, television, movies, modeling, and now moving into more mature publications like Latina magazine where she’s all made up and showing off her beauty.
The types of decisions that move teen starlet into adult actress and, naturally, some kind of fake singer for summer concerts, doesn’t happen without careful consideration. These are literally million dollar decisions. Bella Thorne could become the next Hollywood ingenue, or end up ten years from now on a Where Are They Now segment. This is a dicey game. That’s why I like to play Ferdinand and just sit under the cork tree and watch it all. Except for the bees, it’s really the way to delight in this dance the best. Enjoy.