Bella Thorne

Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, and Bella Thorne Highlight the Radio Disney Music Awards

By Bill Swift | April 29, 2013 @ 10:39 am

Selena Gomez at the Radio Disney Music Awards

Ariana Grande at the Radio Disney Music Awards

Denise Richards at the Radio Disney Music Awards

Bella Thorne at the Radio Disney Music Awards

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I know you're dying to know who won the big prizes at the Radio Disney Music Awards. Sadly, I have no clue. But I'm sure it's some truly talented musical artists. What I did note was the return of some former Disney starlets, and the rise of the next gen starlets, gracing the red carpet of the young persons aged award show.

While I'm still digesting rumors that Selena Gomez returned to the arms of Justin Bieber, I can not deny my unyielding affection for her Latina confections, evidenced again on the red carpet. Along with Ariana Grande, Bella Thorne, and Denise Richards who showed up like the hot mom who arrives at the party only to make it better, it was quite a show. Though not the musical aspect, which we didn't even dare to absorb. Enjoy.

IT'S NEVER A BUMMER WHEN DENISE RICHARDS SHOWS UP AT YOUR PARTY

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J-Woww’s Boobs Try to Save MTV Movie Awards

By Bill Swift | April 15, 2013 @ 10:57 am

Selena Gomez, Bella Thorne and More Hotties at MTV Movie Awards

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I actually had fun a couple years back now at the MTV Movie Awards with our friend Tila Tequila. The show had already dropped to unwatchable standards at that point, but it was at least fun. Now, everybody who appeared at the show looked like they had been kidnapped and forced to dress up and smile and talk about how much they love so-and-so from some craptastic MTV reality show (assuming so-and-so is still alive, or not in jail).

J-Woww brought her puppies out to play, and they tried to save the evening from the ensuing debacle, but even they along with the hottie likes of Emma Watson, Selena Gomez, and Ariana Grande could not save the ev evening. The ultimate dilemma for Egotastic! is a sextastic hot teacher stripping off her clothes whilst scratching her nails down a chalkboard. MTV is now way too much chalkboard. Enjoy.

LAST YEAR'S MTV MOVIE AWARDS RED CARPET

Ciara Shows Her Goodies in a Short Red Dress at the MTV Movies Awards

Shailene Woodley in a Black Deep V Neck Outfit at the MTV Movies Awards

Charlize Theron Steps Out in a Red Hot Dress at the MTV Movies Awards

Emma Watson in Mini Tight Purple Dress at the MTV Movies Awards

Jenna Dewan in a Plunging Neckline Top at the MTV Movies Awards

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Bella Thorne Disney Starlet Baller

By Bill Swift | April 10, 2013 @ 8:18 am

Bella Thorne Plays Basketball in the Park in LA

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We did cut out pictures of her boyfriend from this set, as is our custom. But the Disney machine continuing their effort to put Bella Thorne everywhere in a specially tailored outfit, pushed the starlet out onto the basketball courts of L.A. for some dribbling, shooting, and snapping of the paparazzi cameras alerted to her whereabouts.

It's not that we don't want our ingenues to have their lovable play time, it's just that Bella traded hers in long ago for the ride she's now on with agents and managers and press relations representatives and marketing executives and stage mom and actor boyfriend and wardrobe assistants and makeup artists and everything that goes into the entourage of the rising star that is Bella Thorne. These things do not happen by accident. Bella has been chosen by Disney. And the ride is already well underway.

BELLA THORNE GOT DRESSED UP AND MADE UP

Bella Thorne Shows Off Her Legs in a Short Dress and Heels

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Bella Thorne Jets Off to New York City to Be a Player

By Bill Swift | April 2, 2013 @ 8:08 am

Bella Thorne in a Short White Dress Walking Around in NYC

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You know of our sneaking suspicions of how the Disney machine has expedited the maturation plan for Bella Thorne in the wake of the loss of all their other teen machine heartthrobs.

Now the supposed teen who jet sets on her own, hits the town without the boring grownups, and stays in hotels with her boyfriend, is doing the designer fashion and upscale New York model actress thing in the Big Apple, walking up and down the grand boulevards of Manhattan in her cool shades and designer nightclub dress. And she's getting hella attention from press, media, and the public. Which I suppose is all part of the plan.

So I guess I'm a dupe. I've been called worse. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Sticks Out Her Tongue and Kisses Her Older Sister for J.C. Penney’s.

By Bill Swift | March 8, 2013 @ 10:42 am

Bella Thorne Sticks Out Her Tongue at JCPenney 'Joe Fresh' Launch Party in LA

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We're still not through with our Bella Thorne and the four-member traveling Thorne TV acting family investigation. I mean, we havent' really begun yet, because we're super lazy, but once we do get started, we will not yet be done.

Bella was on the red carpet with her older sister Kaili Thorne pimping something or other for J.C. Penney and having fun with the paparazzi, sticking out her tongue and giving sis a big old smoochie. We can only guess this was some attempt to deflect attention from our investigation, still not yet commenced. But, either way, one things' for sure, Bella Thorne knows how to get noticed. Enjoy.

Okay, I Give Up — Just How Old Is Bella Thorne?

By Bill Swift | March 6, 2013 @ 7:45 am

Bella Thorne Goes for Workout in Los Angeles

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The Disney machine has Bella Thorne pegged as a mid-teen, but I'm going to just call b.s. on this one.

This isn't just a question of a young woman developing early, Bella has the the looks, mannerisms, body language, and social habits of a much older celebrity, right down to the middle of the weekday solo visits to the gym. She's got to be 20 at least, am I right? I know many a man has got into serious trouble under similar certainties, but if Bella Thorne is just a high school aged girl, why, then.... why then you must believe that Courtney Stodden just turned eighteen.

Not buying it.

BELLA THORNE PRETENDS TO BE A FAN OF HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL

Bella Thorne Cheers a High School Football Game in a Plaid Skirt

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Bella Thorne Now Doing Public Workouts; Disney Machine In Hyperdrive Promotional Mode

By Bill Swift | February 28, 2013 @ 11:05 am

Bella Thorne Jogs and Stretches for a Morning Workout in LA

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Somebody at Disney sure is panicking about who will be their next big teen star. Or what they would call 'seizing opportunity' with young Bella Thorne as the Mouse House machine is determined to turn this still mid-teen girl into a major league all-grow'd up starlet. Including sending her out for jogs in tight outfits with paparazzi in trail, to capture her perfectly done hair and her make-up. (You know, many girls do sit in the make-up chair for hours before their morning jogs.)

We're never quite sure what to do with Bella Thorne. Pretend she's still an innocent youth, or buy into the PG-13 minded (G-pretending) Disney machine and treat her like a young Hollywood ingenue. Ponder.