Bella Thorne may only be a teen, but she’s pretty much entirely running her own life, loves, and career, and choice of undergarments, or not. The Disney starlet turned absolutely everywhere public eye girl of the moment took a saunter through Malibu over the weekend in a rather low cut summer dress without the assistance of supportive chestal wear. Obviously, we respect the right of women to go commando whenever and wherever possible, though with the age Bella claims to be, we can’t specifically comment as to her intimate wear.
Bella’s star has been on a direct upward trajectory since first she came into our radar. We’re not exactly clear about her talent in even the manner of a Miley or a Selena. But we are clear the cameras love her. And that’s a very important of young Hollywood success. That and no bras. Enjoy.
I can’t help but feel there are some half-dozen Teen Choice Awards shows a year now. Not that that takes away from the majesty of having young teens texting the vox populi of the tastes of their generation. It’s pretty horrid. But that’s consistent throughout the years. Nevertheless, while the award show itself served as a tribute of silly accolades to young people with lots of mousse in their hair, the event did bring out almost every single under 25 sextastic celebrity in Hollywood to pose and preen on the red carpet and hit the after parties.
It really was like a Who’s Who of young starlet talent from film, TV, and radio including Selena Gomez, Chloe Mortez, Kendall Jenner, Lucy Hale, Bella Thorne, Ariana Grande and many many more. If you’re looking to see who’s making the bucks, or about to make the bucks in Hollywood, this is your gallery. Ogle awhile. Enjoy.
Bella Thorne already seems to have the whole Hollywood starlet thing figured out. By night she’s flashing paparazzi her booty in tight leather shorts and rather heavy makeup, by day she’s hitting the gyms in her stretch pants and sports bras and hoisting little more than her juice and designer purse. It’s all in the young Hollywood celebrity handbook. Right there on Page 11. I could provide the pictures easily for that book.
Bella Thorne’s star can’t possibly be rising fast enough. She is definitely living well beyond her years, though something tells me not beyond her complete mastery. Maybe it’s having two older sisters who went through limited versions of this very same cycle, but Bella seems to be a rather wise ingenue in the unveiling, rather than the making. Enjoy.
It’s finally here. Not sure you’ve been waiting for it, but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles opens Friday among what is now a completely died down controversy over everything. All that is left to do is bring out the hotties for the Hollywood Premiere, as they did last night including movie starlet Megan Fox looking rather MILFtastic fine, Bella Thorne who were leather shorts quite certain to be noticed, newcomer Ginny Gardner who is nineteen and ready to explode in Tinsel Town, and Jordana Brewster who could be my fake prom date to the prom set up in my basement any day. I would be a lucky man.
I’ll say this for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It may only be the 1287th best idea for a comic book turned movie, but those turtles do manage to get the hot girls to come out for the evening. Just like your idiotic classmate in college who had the same inexplicable powers, you called him friend. Enjoy.
I’m not really sure what the Young Hollywood Awards are about, only that it seemed like most of the guests were not all that terribly young. Okay, in their 20′s mostly, but considering the categories were kiddy stuff such as Best Onscreen Kiss and Favorite Bromance, I’m thinking it was geared toward a much younger audience. But, stupid silly award shows aside, the hotties showed up to walk the red carpet. Young Hollywood past and present such as Vanessa Hudgens who looks better than ever before if I might say, Audrina Patridge who I understand is newly single and ever bikini hot, Bella Thorne, the darling ingenue of Hollywood, Jessica Lowndes, underrated body faptastic, and several more.
When you have an awards show at the end of July, you’re not expecting super amounts of attention. Which is perhaps why we didn’t get as much leg and skin as we get at the bigger shows. Still, I’m never looking a gift horse in the mouth, especially one with pretty pucker like Vanessa Hudgens. Enjoy.
I can only imagine how insipid this Bella Thorne over-produced Disney music is, but I need not imagine how she looks in her music video for Call It Whatever, a profound bit of puffery that brings us Bella as a waitress with an attitude as it’s central music video character. I’m sure there’s some deep symbolism and motifs embedded into this visual storytelling, but I’m mostly paying attention to the budding star at the center of it all, a future star of screen and TV and perhaps not music so much. But you can only bite off so much at one time. Something any teasy waitress would now before she even ordered.
Bella Thorne is going places. Some of them her publicity team will definitely try to keep secret. Others, a much more public climbing of the Q rating charts. Either way, we’ll be following her progress, documenting for posterity. Enjoy.
With great popularity comes great responsibility. Bella Thorne not only has about five movies coming out it seems, she’s also the current cover girl for Seventeen magazine. I must admit, I canceled my subscription to Seventeen nearly a couple years ago now, so I’m not currently up on all the makeup, prom, and dating tips the magazine provides scores of young women who need such advice. But not like I’m going to miss out on Bella’s big cover edition, for which she has been making many stops around the country to co-promote, including a leggy show she put on in Union Square in the Big Apple.
Bella’s high school years remind me of my own teen experience, minus the attention, the adoration, the travel, the money, the notoriety, and the hotel room stays with a significant other. Though neither of us were truly natural redheads, so there’s that. Not that I’m jealous. I’m content just to wait and watch Bella claim her ultimate destiny one day as we have with her fellow former TV starlets. Enjoy.