Egotastic
We read pretty much every other email we receive here at Egotastic!, many of late wondering why all the focus on junior starlet Bella Thorne from Disney's Shake It Up TV series but little love for her Oaktown native co-star Zendaya. Well, we've just not seen much of Zendaya really, while Bella Thorne is effin' everywhere these days in her age-inappropriate little dresses.
Well, the paparazzi pack in their ceaseless following of Bella Thorne finally caught sight of teen cutie Zendaya and offered us a colorful view of both teen boppers on the streets of New York. I think it's time to call their parents. (Just kidding, their parents are right behind them pushing them back in front of the cameras).
Ashley Greene, Maria Menounous, and Olivia Munn Make Us Want to ‘Do Something’ Very Indecent at Red Carpet Event
Seriously, you can not have a big shindig called the 'Do Something' event and then parade out the likes of Ashley Greene, Maria Menounos, Olivia Munn, Lea Michele, Nicole Murphy, Sophia Bush, and Bella Thorne, and not expect us to be imagining that something we'd most definitely want ro do (Bella exception of course due to her age, despite her looking much older, we do have rules).
Now, I think they mean Do Something good for your neighborhood or planet or something like that, and we certainly do intend to do that, starting with making some awesome looking babies with Ashley and Maria, that will be our legacy to the planet. Other people can work on the ozone and such so our beautiful babies can breathe. Everybody must do their part. Enjoy.
OH, ASHLEY GREENE, WE COULD POPULATE NEW PLANETS TOGETHER