Bai Ling

Bai Ling Flashing a Ta-Ta Little Something Something at 20th Anniversary of The Crow

It's hard to believe it's been 20 years since The Crow came out in theaters. Not a bad film, not a great film, but one I always appreciate in a re-showing from time to time. Bai Ling was in the original film and led the cast of creepy looking masked actors being spooky at the 20th anniversary screening of the film over the weekend. Of course, Bai Ling will not attend a public event without showing the world how nicely chested a fit 40-something veteran Asian hottie can look in just a little dominatrix straps. And she does quite a bit.

Bai Ling is one of those marvels of blessed genetics who doesn't seem to be aging. I'm sure it has something to do with a healthy diet and exercise and all those other things that seem okay for people not myself. I marvel at her taut body and those tender ta-ta's that still seem to defy gravity and definitely warrant an outfit I wouldn't recommend for most women her age necessarily in a public setting. Nice work, Bai Ling. 20 years on and still going strong. Enjoy

Bai Ling Sideboob and Brazilian Wax Sextastic Showoff Body Suits Make Her a Hit at Comikaze

Bai Ling knows how to get into character. Also how to get into minimal clothing. You combine the two and the Chinese American thespianic provided blood flow to thousands of nerds over the weekend at the Comikaze convention here in Los Angeles. How hot was Bai Ling? Hot enough that I nearly ventured into the nerd swarm just to see her. Thankfully, somebody I trust slapped me back into reality before I headed out. I remain among the uncontaminated.

Bai Ling really does like to make a sextastic spectacle of herself. She was waving swords and posing and preening in extreme positions in her exhibitionist costume to the point that oxygen masks dropped from the ceiling and geeks had to slip elastic bands over the elastic bands of the Transformers masks they were already wearing. It's not easy being nerd. Bai Ling and her taut body and sideboobs doesn't help. Somebody call a fanboy full stop. We need to mop the floors between shows. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Amy Childs Child Feeder, Bai Ling Bares All, Adriana Lima See-Through, Alison Haislip Wet Bikini Awesome, Karen Gillian Lets Loose, and Sophie Howard Fantastic Boobtastic

 

Let's kick off ever-fabulous Friday with our beloved Reader Finds, like a barrel-full of monkeys, except, you know, these are hot monkeys with awesome bodies, and some of them even act. We can never fully thank our readers for all of their contributions, so, you know, we won't. But we will honor you with flesh and fun and help kick off your weekend with celebrity skin.

This week's Reader Finds includes Amy Childs baring the poker, Bai Ling nekkid hotness, Adriana Lima wardrobe reveals, Alison Haislip bikini butt stills, Karen Gillan being as sexy as a nerd can get, and Sophie Howard in even more boobtastic beach candids. It's a plethora of poonanny and it's all because of you.

These Bai Ling Nipple Slip Pictures are Really Bai Ling Topless Pictures

 

To call these Bai Ling nipple slip wouldn't be entirely accurate. At least, not if you consider what she's wearing an actual top. But it really isn't. It's a blue piece of fuzz with a strap. That's barely a scarf. I know Bai Ling likes to push the envelope in terms of nipple slips, but this is really just cheating. This is really just Bai Ling topless. And if you're going to walk around topless, just do it, and drop the pretense (like you did with the clothing). It's not like we haven't seen what you've got a million times already. Sorry, make that a million and one.

A Little Bai Ling Nipple Slip for the Kids

 

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with Bai Ling, but if she can't even remember to wear a bra to a fundraiser for a children's hospital, she's a little bit retarded. And while this isn't the most blatant Bai Ling nipple slip we've ever seen, I think it takes the cake for most inappropriate. And what the fuck was Bai Ling even doing at a children's hospital fundraiser? How desperate for attention are they that they need to call on a q-list "celebrity" known for her inability to properly dress herself? Then again, I am talking about it, so maybe they're smarter than I gave them credit for.

Bai Ling Topless Pictures are Dangerous

 

I'm not sure of the provenance of these Bai Ling topless pictures, but it's not like Bai Ling ever needed a reason to show off those crazy nipples of hers. At least this time it's in a safe, confined environment, where proper safety precautions have been taken, rather than out in the wild on the red carpet. Because, really, you could put an eye out with those things.

Bai Ling Nipple Slip, or Side Boob, or Something

 

Bai Ling does this thing, it's kind of her schtick, where she goes to pretty ridiculous lengths to make sure she somehow shows her nipples at every public event she attends. It's actually a little impressive, at least in terms of consistency. Also impressive is the size of her nipples, which is still shocking, everytime I see them. Anyway, here's a Bai Ling nipple slip from the premiere of the new X Files movie that no one's going to see. Best part: the expression on the photographer's face behind her.

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