Bai Ling does this thing, it’s kind of her schtick, where she goes to pretty ridiculous lengths to make sure she somehow shows her nipples at every public event she attends. It’s actually a little impressive, at least in terms of consistency. Also impressive is the size of her nipples, which is still shocking, everytime I see them. Anyway, here’s a Bai Ling nipple slip from the premiere of the new X Files movie that no one’s going to see. Best part: the expression on the photographer’s face behind her.
Yes, it’s Bai Ling again, but this time, she’s not just letting her nipples slip (as they are so prone to do), she got full-on topless. Of course, we’ve seen Bai Ling topless before, but who can say no to seeing those weird and wacky nipples once more. Besides, it’s not every day you see Bai Ling topless. Oh, wait. Yes it is.
Another day, another Bai Ling nipple slip, it seems. These were taken on the same day as those Pink and Bai Ling bikini pictures, but after all the fun in the kayaks, it looks like Bai had a close call with a big wave. But not only did she get the knocked the wind out of her, she also got her nipple knocked out her bikini top. Or did one of her nipples actually get knocked back in? You can never tell with Bai Ling.
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I didn’t know Pink and Bai Ling were friends, but apparently they are, and they enjoy kayaking, long walks on the beach, and probably crack, cuz these two ladies is crazies. Still, I am contractually obligated to post these Pink and Bai Ling bikini pictures, so lets get to it, shall we.
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Here’s Bai Ling on the set of Crank 2, basically being herself in all these pictures. And yes, that includes all the Bai Ling nipple slips going on. After all, when is Bai Ling not showing evryone her incredibly large nipples? And while there are plenty of actual nipple slip moments here, Bai Ling doesn’t leave anything to chance, and lifts her shirt up high just to be sure.
Now, after seeing Amy Smart’s nipple slip, and Amy Smart topless in nipple tape, I think they should officially change the name of the movie to Crank 2: Attack of the Nipples. I’m sure that would help sell a few tickets.
Lots more of Bai Ling going nuts after the jump. Seriously, this movie is going to be crazy.
It’s not like we haven’t seen Bai Ling’s nipples more than we really need to, but here are some new Bai Ling topless pictures from Photographie magazine, in which we can truly appreciate just how ginormous Bai Ling’s nipples really are. Weird. Hot, but weird.
I cannot believe it. Here is yet another Bai Ling nipple slip. Her sixth, in fact. I’m not sure how it’s possible for one person to have so many nipple slips, but Bai Ling has figured out how.
The really strange part of it all is that you would think she would be able to tell when her nipples are sticking out of her dress. After all, they are HUGE!!! I don’t think I’ve ever seen such large nipples on a human being before.
I don’t know. Maybe she’s actually wearing pasties that just look like nipples. I guess that would actually be kinda funny. If it were true. I doubt it is. Seriously, though, her nipples are crazy big.