To call these Bai Ling nipple slip wouldn’t be entirely accurate. At least, not if you consider what she’s wearing an actual top. But it really isn’t. It’s a blue piece of fuzz with a strap. That’s barely a scarf. I know Bai Ling likes to push the envelope in terms of nipple slips, but this is really just cheating. This is really just Bai Ling topless. And if you’re going to walk around topless, just do it, and drop the pretense (like you did with the clothing). It’s not like we haven’t seen what you’ve got a million times already. Sorry, make that a million and one.
I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with Bai Ling, but if she can’t even remember to wear a bra to a fundraiser for a children’s hospital, she’s a little bit retarded. And while this isn’t the most blatant Bai Ling nipple slip we’ve ever seen, I think it takes the cake for most inappropriate. And what the fuck was Bai Ling even doing at a children’s hospital fundraiser? How desperate for attention are they that they need to call on a q-list “celebrity” known for her inability to properly dress herself? Then again, I am talking about it, so maybe they’re smarter than I gave them credit for.
I’m not sure of the provenance of these Bai Ling topless pictures, but it’s not like Bai Ling ever needed a reason to show off those crazy nipples of hers. At least this time it’s in a safe, confined environment, where proper safety precautions have been taken, rather than out in the wild on the red carpet. Because, really, you could put an eye out with those things.
Bai Ling does this thing, it’s kind of her schtick, where she goes to pretty ridiculous lengths to make sure she somehow shows her nipples at every public event she attends. It’s actually a little impressive, at least in terms of consistency. Also impressive is the size of her nipples, which is still shocking, everytime I see them. Anyway, here’s a Bai Ling nipple slip from the premiere of the new X Files movie that no one’s going to see. Best part: the expression on the photographer’s face behind her.
Yes, it’s Bai Ling again, but this time, she’s not just letting her nipples slip (as they are so prone to do), she got full-on topless. Of course, we’ve seen Bai Ling topless before, but who can say no to seeing those weird and wacky nipples once more. Besides, it’s not every day you see Bai Ling topless. Oh, wait. Yes it is.
Another day, another Bai Ling nipple slip, it seems. These were taken on the same day as those Pink and Bai Ling bikini pictures, but after all the fun in the kayaks, it looks like Bai had a close call with a big wave. But not only did she get the knocked the wind out of her, she also got her nipple knocked out her bikini top. Or did one of her nipples actually get knocked back in? You can never tell with Bai Ling.
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I didn’t know Pink and Bai Ling were friends, but apparently they are, and they enjoy kayaking, long walks on the beach, and probably crack, cuz these two ladies is crazies. Still, I am contractually obligated to post these Pink and Bai Ling bikini pictures, so lets get to it, shall we.
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