Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Candidly Display a Hot Girl In Her Bikini Prime

By Bill Swift | May 23, 2012 @ 1:39 pm

Audrina Patridge Brings Sexy in a Orange Bikini to Mexico

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Audrina Patridge Topless

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If we've said it once, we've said it exactly seventeen times before, one thing you can not take away from Audrina Patridge is her smoking hot bikini body, which has been on display much of the past month down Mexico ways, where we often plant our super secret grade school aged spies with cameras disguised as burros.

And, it has worked once again, with a delicious look at the wet and toned barely bikini clad body of this former reality star, turned, well, reality star, but mostly just a hot chick in a bikini at this point. And that's plenty fine. Enjoy.

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures For the Hot Vegas Segment of Her Week Long Birthday Celebration

By Bill Swift | May 14, 2012 @ 1:49 pm

Audrina Patridge Celebrates Her Birthday in a Flirty Bikini at Wet Republic in Vegas

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When you're a celebrity, your birthday doesn't truly end until you can use the occasion to pimp out a Vegas nightclub or casino and get paid to cover all the other shizz you bought yourself for turning whatever.

And when you have a wicked hot bikini body like Audrina Patridge, somebody is going to invite you to Sin City and pay you to promote their palace. So, Audrina got an extension on her birthday this week to pump up the double-bikini jams at Wet Republic in Vegas, looking all kinds of sextastic both in her posed and candid moments having a couple cocktails and flashing her boobtastic and sweet hiney and tummy for all to see.

And see we did. And appreciate we did. For no matter what we think about Audrina, we can't stop thinking about her losing that bikini. Enjoy.

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures for The Birthday Girl Hot Body Show

By Bill Swift | May 11, 2012 @ 12:41 pm

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures White Hot in Cabo

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Despite whatever I've said about Audrina Patridge through the eons, I don't think you will ever find me criticizing her wicked hot bikini body. It's not only her saving grace, it's her entire grace, and it's more than enough grace to continue gracing the pages of this here girly rag. Everybody has standards, ours are obvious.

Audrina Patridge is down in Cabo San Lucas with her family celebrating her birthday, and allowing all of us to share in the celebration of her continuing supremely hot bikini body, which has ranked among the top contenders for almost a decade now. Say what you will (or what we will) about her insipid reality shows and reasoning skills that resemble a low-functioning beaver on the zoological functionality charts, but you can not take away from that body. Enjoy.

For many more Audrina Patridge bikini pictures from her birthday trip to Cabo visit our friends at Celebuzz.

AUDRINA AND HER BIKINIS NEVER DISAPPOINT

Audrina Patridge Shows Her Incredible Beach Body in an Orange Bikini

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Scarlett Johansson, Renee Olstead, and Audrina Patridge Drop the Tinsel Town Sexy at ‘The Avengers’ Premiere

By Bill Swift | April 12, 2012 @ 10:07 am

Scarlett Johansson The Avengers Premiere

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Less than two weeks now until The Avengers hits the big screen and Hollywood threw a big old fashioned hottie bash last night at Graumann's Chinese Theater to celebrate the premiere. With Disney in lead ownership position, not only were the film stars present, but everybody connected to any Disney show anywhere in the history of time and space was pushed before the cameras in a major Mouse House pimptacular event. Still, we don't mind.

Not when the array of hotties grows even larger by sheer volume. Leading the pack last night in the sextastic red carpet department was Scarlett Johansson, natch, The Black Widow, who even though she's closed up her shell a bit since her rough times last year, can not hide her inner hotness. In addition to ScarJo, we found ourselves getting tingly over our former ginger crush, Renee Olstead, BBT starlet Cobie Smulders, pumpkin headed hottie, Audrina Patridge, and the latest Disney starlet pipeline future hottie, Bella Thorne, who is far too young to associate with tingles (but put them in a box for a few years down the road when we can pull them out again).

It was quite the thing last night. Expect a monumental box office showing from The Avengers. Enjoy.

SNEAK PEEK: SCARLETT JOHANSSON IN MAY'S VOGUE MAGAZINE

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Audrina Patrdige vs. Brittney Palmer in Battle Lolli Sucking Cleavetastic Vegas Pimpstress

By Bill Swift | March 5, 2012 @ 11:56 am

Now, that's a mouthful, or two or four. You know we love when our sextastic celebs jet off to Sin City for the weekend to pimp the shizz out of some casino or nightclub or store opening using nothing but their lollipop sucking, some skimpy outfits, and their bodily assets. It reminds us at our core why sex generally does sell, and why men are inherently the weaker gender (sorry, manfolk, but we are indeed easy targets for the making into mush).

Audrina Patridge looked downright hot enough to have tea with a she pimped something or other at the Paris Hotel, working every inch of her amazing body, her primary, secondary, and everything-else-ary gifts. While new Playboy Playmate, ring girl Brittney Palmer clearly brought her A-games to the table in her Vegas store opening, just all kinds of bosomy hot in a dress that must've take an hour to shimmy into (and wouldn't you have liked to watch that process).

So who reigns as Vegas pimpstress supreme?

AUDRINA WORKS IT HARD WITH HER HARD BODY IN VEGAS

Audrina Patridge at Chateau Nightclub in Las Vegas

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LOLLIPOP IN HER MOUTH, BRITTNEY PALMER HOTNESS DOES NOT SUCK

Brittney Palmer at Gallery Nighclub in Las Vegas

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Do We Love Audrina Patridge Just For Her Body?

By Bill Swift | March 2, 2012 @ 8:04 am

Audrina Patridge Moves out of Her Beach House

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Yep.

Okay, and because Audrina Patrdige has a hot drunkie MILF of a mom, so it's not as if we're simply focused on her looks, unless you mean how she'd look as she walked in on us with her mom playing Battleshots in the nude (Battleshots, look it up). The former Hills reality star was caught moving from somewhere to somewhere, which isn't nearly as important a the fact that we got to see her lifting and hoisting her personal soda stream machine into her car, which provided some nice views or her stellar body (see above as to the one thing we do love about Audrina).

There's nothing wrong with being a vapid hottie who lives off of camera crews filming the banal details of your daily life and a cranked out editor in a dark room turning those moments into fake drama with riveting music. But, you've got to be hot. Audrina makes the cut. Enjoy.

IT REALLY IS QUITE A NICE BIKINI BODY AUDRINA MAINTAINS

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Audrina Patridge Takes Her Wicked Hot Body for an Ocean Front Jog

By Bill Swift | February 9, 2012 @ 7:17 am

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No matter what you can say about Audrina Patridge and her porridge brain, I will say back to you, yeah, but just check out that body.

For all the silliness of her craptastic reality show, and all her previous parts involving bubble-headed inanity of The Hills persuasion, you can never take from Audrina that rock hot body of hers. It's downright upright in its inducement of passionate feelings for gentleman oglers of all ages. And a body like that doesn't come easy. Oh, no, trust me, I've read books on this subject. Audrina has to work that booty and tummy and bosomy boobtastic, and she has to do so outdoors, and in very little or very tight clothing, because that's a recipe for success.

In her little purple sports bra and black leggings, Audrina took to the bike path of the South Bay of Los Angeles yesterday to put a little sweat into her most obviously redeemable assets. Every time Audrina bent over to tie her shoes, three seagulls fell dead to the pavement from sheer exhaustion. Yep, that hot. Enjoy.