Egotastic
There's a lot to be said for Audrina Patridge the person, her smile, and.. her smile, and the way that she smiles. But if we can get past the many complexities of her personality for just a bit, I think we'd all see how super good looking and ridiculously hot bodied she really is. Let's stop looking at character for a moment and look at T&A. She deserves that.
In the new edition of The Stndrd Magazine, Audrina stretches out her amazingly sextastic form for some truly memorable moments of photographic wonderment. I mean, she really is a stunner. So, yes, sometimes when she talks the words don't make all that much sense. But the Quiet Game is a perfectly acceptable pursuit to play with Audrina while simply delighting in what she does have in spades -- lust inducement. Enjoy.
Audrina Patridge in Yoga Pants Should Make Me Happier (Why Am I Not Happier?)
Because Audrina Patridge is clearly wearing panties beneath her thin stretchy black yoga pants. Silky lacy little things, no doubt, but still, where will our camel toes of tomorrow come from if our sextastic celebrities begin wearing undergarments beneath their stretch pants? You know I only bring up cultural matters when they are of the utmost significance.
I dig Audrina Patridge. If she learned the Quiet Game, she could be the perfect girlfriend. One killer hot body, good looks, the whole package, But if she's going to be part of this un-commando revolution taking place in Hollywood right now, I might just have to actually throw her out of bed. Enjoy.
MEGAN FOX WAS ALWAYS GOOD FOR CAMEL TOE IN STRETCH PANTS