I’m not really sure what the Young Hollywood Awards are about, only that it seemed like most of the guests were not all that terribly young. Okay, in their 20’s mostly, but considering the categories were kiddy stuff such as Best Onscreen Kiss and Favorite Bromance, I’m thinking it was geared toward a much younger audience. But, stupid silly award shows aside, the hotties showed up to walk the red carpet. Young Hollywood past and present such as Vanessa Hudgens who looks better than ever before if I might say, Audrina Patridge who I understand is newly single and ever bikini hot, Bella Thorne, the darling ingenue of Hollywood, Jessica Lowndes, underrated body faptastic, and several more.
When you have an awards show at the end of July, you’re not expecting super amounts of attention. Which is perhaps why we didn’t get as much leg and skin as we get at the bigger shows. Still, I’m never looking a gift horse in the mouth, especially one with pretty pucker like Vanessa Hudgens. Enjoy.
It’s hard to believe it’s been eight years now since we first were entranced by Audrina Patridge on The Hills. And, by entranced, I think we all know what I’m talking about and should only be discussed allowed in educational programs for middle school children under the supervision of a no-nonsense older science teacher. She was wicked hot then, she’s only gotten hotter since.
Strutting her bikini stuff down in Mexico, presumably celebrating her about to happen 29th birthday, Audrina continues to show why great genes, the gym, and a tiny bikini can be a recipe for popping eyeballs out of leering sockets left and right. Wow, she looks mighty fine. Audrina, call me. Through sheer coincidence, I’m just as available today as I was eight years ago. Enjoy.
When you think music industry, you definitely think Audrina Patridge. I’m pretty sure she released a craptastic dance single at some point in her reality starlet timeline. And, more importantly, when you invite her to a post-Grammy’s party, she will come dressed to kill with a solid bit of sideboob on display. That’s the perfect party guest really.
Audrina Patridge may have trouble with the more complicated words and things, but she has no trouble looking ridiculously hot in anything tight and showy and revealing. She does keep herself in rather fine female form. Show it off, Audrina, the music business needs it now more than ever. We will be listening, err, watching. Enjoy.
Let it not be said that Audrina Patridge doesn’t have incredibly creamy legs. Hmm, creamy may not be the right word for Audrina, perhaps for the ogler of this former Hills star’s long and toned legs, shown off in a pair of short shorts around town.
We’ve often had trouble through the years interpreting Audrina’s mall girl speech patterns, but we’ve never had trouble admiring her incredibly righteous body, all the way down to her perfect games. I’m not sure what she’s shopping for, but if there’s any power in my prayers, it’ll be even shorter shorts to wear out tomorrow. It’s a good time to have eyeballs. Enjoy.
Say what you will about Audrina Patridge, you would not say ‘no’ to her ever asking you if you’d like to see her in her latest bikini. Unless you’re dead inside. And you’re not. You’re alive, so revel in the Audrina Patridge hot body show put on in Fitness Gurls Magazine where the former Hills star and all-around bubbly bikini girl shows why she’s still in very high demand and quite popular in late night REM sleep dreams.
It’s easy to make fun of Audrina the airhead, it’s even easier to ogle Audrina the ridiculously hot bikini model. I like to do a little of both, but mostly the latter because he who faps last faps the best. I always say, as of now. Enjoy.
Audrina Patridge decided to extend her Christmas vacation to Maui by a couple extra bikinis, and why not. When you have a body like Audrina, you are bound by some law, natural or state, to bare your bikini body a certain number of days of the year to serve your fellow man.
Serve Audrina did in a pink top that signaled oglers far and wide to gaze upon her chestal goodness. Audrina may not always be thinking such deep thoughts, but with a deep low hung bikini bottom, well, that’s more than enough profundity. Keep on keeping on, Audrina. Enjoy.
Audrina Patridge may often be at a loss for words that make sense in her native tongue, but she’s never without her wicked hard bikini body. She takes it with her everywhere, including Hawaii over the weekend where the former Hills star showed off in not one, but two different cleavage and booty baring little two-pieces for the benefit of gentleman ogler’s in the 50th state.
I’d go ahead and slap a photo of her tush cheeks on a tourism board brochure right now. I’m just about ready to drop everything and jet off to the islands to catch her cans in wiggly motion. It could only get better if her hot mom was there with her (we’ll keep an eye out for that). Enjoy.