Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge Sideboob Delights Republic Records Party

By Bill Swift | January 28, 2014 @ 9:17 am

Audrina Patridge Sideboob in a Dress at Republic Records Post Grammy Party in West Hollywood

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When you think music industry, you definitely think Audrina Patridge. I'm pretty sure she released a craptastic dance single at some point in her reality starlet timeline. And, more importantly, when you invite her to a post-Grammy's party, she will come dressed to kill with a solid bit of sideboob on display. That's the perfect party guest really.

Audrina Patridge may have trouble with the more complicated words and things, but she has no trouble looking ridiculously hot in anything tight and showy and revealing. She does keep herself in rather fine female form. Show it off, Audrina, the music business needs it now more than ever. We will be listening, err, watching. Enjoy.

WE MORE TYPICALLY SEE AUDRINA PIMPING OUT IN HER TINY BIKINIS

Audrina Patridge Celebrates Her Birthday in a Flirty Bikini at Wet Republic in Vegas

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Audrina Patridge Short Shorts, Long Legs, A Perfectly Passion Inducing Match

By Bill Swift | January 22, 2014 @ 1:32 pm

Audrina Patridge Booty in Short Shorts Shopping on Robertson Blvd

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Let it not be said that Audrina Patridge doesn't have incredibly creamy legs. Hmm, creamy may not be the right word for Audrina, perhaps for the ogler of this former Hills star's long and toned legs, shown off in a pair of short shorts around town.

We've often had trouble through the years interpreting Audrina's mall girl speech patterns, but we've never had trouble admiring her incredibly righteous body, all the way down to her perfect games. I'm not sure what she's shopping for, but if there's any power in my prayers, it'll be even shorter shorts to wear out tomorrow. It's a good time to have eyeballs. Enjoy.

AUDRINA IN SHORT LEATHER SHORTS NEARLY COST ME A GASKET

Audrina Patridge is Leggy in Leather Short Shorts in Beverly Hills

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Audrina Patridge Smoking Hot Bikini Pictures for Fitness Gurls Magazine

By Bill Swift | January 7, 2014 @ 2:17 pm

Audrina Patridge Poses In A Bikini For The January 2014 Issue Of Fitness Gurls

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Say what you will about Audrina Patridge, you would not say 'no' to her ever asking you if you'd like to see her in her latest bikini. Unless you're dead inside. And you're not. You're alive, so revel in the Audrina Patridge hot body show put on in Fitness Gurls Magazine where the former Hills star and all-around bubbly bikini girl shows why she's still in very high demand and quite popular in late night REM sleep dreams.

It's easy to make fun of Audrina the airhead, it's even easier to ogle Audrina the ridiculously hot bikini model. I like to do a little of both, but mostly the latter because he who faps last faps the best. I always say, as of now. Enjoy.

AUDRINA WAS PRETTY MUCH BORN TO WEAR A BIKINI WELL

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Audrina Patridge Pink Bikini in Maui Signals the Holiday Leers

By Bill Swift | December 27, 2013 @ 8:18 am

Audrina Patridge Wears a Pink and Black Bikini in Napili Bay

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Audrina Patridge decided to extend her Christmas vacation to Maui by a couple extra bikinis, and why not. When you have a body like Audrina, you are bound by some law, natural or state, to bare your bikini body a certain number of days of the year to serve your fellow man.

Serve Audrina did in a pink top that signaled oglers far and wide to gaze upon her chestal goodness. Audrina may not always be thinking such deep thoughts, but with a deep low hung bikini bottom, well, that's more than enough profundity. Keep on keeping on, Audrina. Enjoy.

AUDRINA WORKS HARD TO KEEP HER MONEY MAKING BODY IN BEACH SHAPE

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures For the Mele Kalikimaka Sextastic

By Bill Swift | December 23, 2013 @ 11:59 am

Audrina Patridge Bikinis on the Beach in Hawaii

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Audrina Patridge may often be at a loss for words that make sense in her native tongue, but she's never without her wicked hard bikini body. She takes it with her everywhere, including Hawaii over the weekend where the former Hills star showed off in not one, but two different cleavage and booty baring little two-pieces for the benefit of gentleman ogler's in the 50th state.

I'd go ahead and slap a photo of her tush cheeks on a tourism board brochure right now. I'm just about ready to drop everything and jet off to the islands to catch her cans in wiggly motion. It could only get better if her hot mom was there with her (we'll keep an eye out for that). Enjoy.

WE FELL IN LOVE WITH MOM AND DAUGHTER IN OUR OWN KIND OF TABOO WAY

Audrina Patdridge at the Beach with Her Mom

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Bella Twins and Audrina Patridge Busting Out the Busty Hotness for Vegas Pimping

By Bill Swift | December 10, 2013 @ 11:56 am

Bella Twins Host the Sugar Factory’s Town Square Las Vegas

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It's getting to be serious pimping time in Sin City, heading toward Christmas and New Years when Las Vegas really goes big. So a couple of big guns were brought in the form of the outstanding Bella Twins who brought out their chesty goodness to promote the opening of the Sugar Factory in Town's Square. I'm not sure what the Sugar Factory is, I just now I'd like to spend a day there with the Bella Twins developing lots of cavities.

Audrina Patridge Wears a Leather Cleavy Dress at Hyde Bellagio in Vegas

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The Bellagio hired Audrina Patridge to put on something low cut and slinky and leathery naughty and pimp one of their entertainment venues. Again, I have no idea what it was, I just know I want to spend the evening there with Audrina and see if leather really is warm in the winter and cool in the summer. A second skin to unwrap. She did look quite good. I hope they got their money's worth. Enjoy.

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures for the Girl Who’s Good at Looking Good

By Bill Swift | July 1, 2013 @ 1:56 pm

Audrina Patridge Bikinis on the Beach in Miami

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Audrina Patridge may not be the most successful Hills graduate, but she's certainly been the most focused. She looks good in a bikini. That's it. No more. No less. No working outside the box, let alone thinking outside anything. No empire aspirations or searches for real jobs or things that require too much firing up of the old noodle. Just looking good in a bikini. And she does that so very well.

Caught on the beach in Miami off the clock, Audrina candidly still looks quite amazing in her two piece swimsuit. It's a talent. It's not broad or deep or flexible, or really applicable to any purpose other than the grand mission we all join together herein each day. One fine ogling opportunity. Sometimes, the simplest things (or girls) in life are truly the best. Enjoy.