Ashley Greene is most definitely on that list of girls we used to ogle, leer, and occasionally virtually violate when we had alone time, who has subsequently disappeared mostly into the ether. At least from the realm of the public exhibitions and oft-glamorous appearances. I assume she’s been up to something behind closed doors. Fair enough, but I hope she at least understands the void this has left in the happy points of our various organs.
Such it is that when we do catch sight of Ashley, in a pair of shorts despite the chill temperatures, we are compelled to stare fondly and remember better boobtastic times. Oh, those Greene legs are still fully long and attached to the Greene body that has gifted us so many lovely thoughts these past half-dozen years. If Ashley wishes more privacy in her life, all the power to her. Just be aware that the Egotastic relationship is a fixed pie. The more she keeps for herself, the less we get. So, yeah, kind of selfish too in a way. Enjoy.
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There was a time when we regularly peeked at sextastic thespianic Ashley Greene. Historians refer to this period formally as the Age of Great Erections. Then she kind of went away for a while. Who knows. Romance, private times, reclusive desires, break from work. I do not know. But every now and then the talented Ms. Greene returns to us in some heavenly form to remind us of those golden ages. Such as this short but sweet pictorial in Women’s Health magazine. I’m not expert in women’s health, but Ashley Greene sure looks glowing and healthy to me. Also hot, which I think is the better part of good health.
Ashley, I can’t stand the thought of you going away ever again. Could you maybe find it in your heart to appear before the cameras more often in even less? I’m asking on behalf of a grateful world. Either way, no hard feelings. Well, okay, harder if you say yes. You are so damn hot. Enjoy.
We simply do not get to see Ashley Greene nearly enough. I could see her thrice a day and that would only be half as often as I’d like. The wildly alluring young sort of thespianic and her big hair and just right sized body all over made her way through the streets of West Hollywood in some booty hugging stretch pants and a little bit of cleave just to remind everybody what they’re missing when she goes into hiding.
I can’t keep up with her busy romantic life. All I know is it’s definitely had a negative impact on our ogling lives. Whoever she’s seeing now, I wish he’d let her out half-dressed more often like she used to be. Ashley and those curves of hers are something of a public treasure, like a park or a beautiful river. You can’t just claim that for yourself and tell nobody else to look. I’m sure there’s a 60’s song about just such an injustice. Ashley, you’re too sextastic to be indoors. Mmm, Greene booty. Enjoy.
I’m not sure where Ashley Greene has been hiding of late, but I can tell you most certainly her award winning nipples have missed the spotlight.
Ashley’s nipples became rather famous for poking through many a top during her Twilight fame years. You can’t just take the fine headlights of a super fine woman and expect to contain them behind some veil of modesty. Nay. So long as the sun shines, the pokiest and most succulent nipples in the land will find their way to recognition. Ashley, we dig you big time all over. We miss you dearly. And your nipples, well, I’m just glad they’re back. Now, I need a hanky. For my tears, you pervert. Okay, maybe two hankies. Enjoy.
Twilight star Ashley Green went for a Starbucks run in New York City wearing teeny tiny shorts. It’s been kind of hot here in New York the last week and the ladies have started wearing short shorts. Most do not have legs like Ashley. She’s got those classically long legs, or “gams” as a 1940’s private eye might say. She’s a tall drink of water, my friends. Ashley’s legs are nothing short of spectacular. Nowadays, legs are an unappreciated part of the female anatomy. Now, while I appreciate the many other lovely parts of a woman, I must say that a nice pair of legs stirs feelings in my bathing suit area and Ashley’s are some of the best.
My mother is really into those Twilight movies for some reason. I guess their target demographic is 14-year-old girls and 60 something Cuban women. She’s made me watch them many times. My only consolation is that I got to look at Ashley. It’s nice to see her not looking vampiric.
Yes, that is Ashley Greene booty in jean shorts. Yes, it is just about summer in New York City, which unlike the bikinis and thongs of some other cities beach lines, means short shorts, loose tops, nipple pokes, and slips. And, yes, hot sweet bottomsides in denim.
I’ve been lusting over Ashley Greene since the moment we first met. I’d like to think Ashley has felt a slight warmth in her undercarriage since first I began my long distance virtual romancing of her great looks and hot body, though scientifically I’m sure there are some doubts about that possibility. Nevertheless, I’ll take a long hot sweaty summer of Ashley Greene in daisy dukes. That and a questionably sanitary hot dog from a corner stand put me in a New York state of passion. Enjoy.
And summer hasn’t even officially started yet. Albeit whenever the girls start wearing the sheer tops and their nipples get excited to see the sun for the first time in a while, I’m going to call the solstice officially upon us. Especially when that girl happens to be belusted hottie Ashley Greene, flashing her headlights in Studio City.
There’s no struggle greater than that of a blessedly hot set of nipples yearning to be free. I think that’s written somewhere on the Statue of Liberty. At least, it should be. It’s perhaps not the only body part on Ashley Greene begging to be unleashed, but the only one you can see in public. Welcome, summer, bring us the best of your nips! Enjoy.