Ashley Greene

Ashley Greene Nipple Pokes Are Fun and Games Even When Losing an Eye

By Bill Swift | October 17, 2013 @ 11:12 am
Ashley Greene Nipple Pokes in a Tank Top in LA
Ashley Greene Nipple Pokes in a Tank Top in LA
Ashley Greene Nipple Pokes in a Tank Top in LA
Ashley Greene Nipple Pokes in a Tank Top in LA
Ashley Greene Nipple Pokes in a Tank Top in LA
Ashley Greene Nipple Pokes in a Tank Top in LA
Ashley Greene Nipple Pokes in a Tank Top in LA
Ashley Greene Nipple Pokes in a Tank Top in LA
Ashley Greene Nipple Pokes in a Tank Top in LA
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Ashley Greene is another one of those extreme hotties that we follow around endlessly waiting for any signs of sextastic reveal. She's pretty conservative when it comes to public exhibitions so happy are we when her circulatory system betrays her demure interests and her nipples make a poking appearance on the streets beneath her tank top. Power nipples simply can't be denied their destiny to be seen, if not covered in honey and treated like a snake bit wound with vigorously volunteered suction.

Ashley, you can deny us, but you can not deny your destiny. The sextastic, let alone engorged tweaked nipples, simply can not be contained! Enjoy.

ASHLEY GREENE'S NIPPLES HAVE A LONG HISTORY OF JUST SHOWING UP
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Ashley Greene Goes Tight Black Dress for CBGB Premiere

By Bill Swift | October 9, 2013 @ 11:01 am
Ashley Greene Wears a Tight Black Dress to 'CBGB' Premiere in NYC
Ashley Greene Wears a Tight Black Dress to 'CBGB' Premiere in NYC
Ashley Greene Wears a Tight Black Dress to 'CBGB' Premiere in NYC
Ashley Greene Wears a Tight Black Dress to 'CBGB' Premiere in NYC
Ashley Greene Wears a Tight Black Dress to 'CBGB' Premiere in NYC
Ashley Greene Wears a Tight Black Dress to 'CBGB' Premiere in NYC
Ashley Greene Wears a Tight Black Dress to 'CBGB' Premiere in NYC
Ashley Greene Wears a Tight Black Dress to 'CBGB' Premiere in NYC
Ashley Greene Wears a Tight Black Dress to 'CBGB' Premiere in NYC
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I love when Ashley Greene pops up every now and then. That's what she does these days. Disappears for weeks at a time, then... blammo! There's the Ashley Greene hotness once more. I think this is actually her work focus at the moment. It's definitely working.

Ashley brought out the little black dress last night for a premiere party of CBGB in New York, flashing that figure of hers we know she's been working out because we've seen the sweat in her yoga pants. All quite worthwhile. Consider me happy any day Ashley Greene suddenly appears. Now, consider me needing some private time. If the door is a lockin', don't come a knockin'. Enjoy.

ASHLEY GREENE SHOWS A LITTLE CLEAVE WHEN HITTING THE CASTING OFFICES
Ashley Greene Stops By A Casting Office in Low Cut Tank Top
Ashley Greene Stops By A Casting Office in Low Cut Tank Top
Ashley Greene Stops By A Casting Office in Low Cut Tank Top
Ashley Greene Stops By A Casting Office in Low Cut Tank Top
Ashley Greene Stops By A Casting Office in Low Cut Tank Top
Ashley Greene Stops By A Casting Office in Low Cut Tank Top
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Ashley Greene Is Working Out Again

By Bill Swift | September 26, 2013 @ 10:58 am
Ashley Greene in Tights Leaving the Gym in LA
Ashley Greene in Tights Leaving the Gym in LA
Ashley Greene in Tights Leaving the Gym in LA
Ashley Greene in Tights Leaving the Gym in LA
Ashley Greene in Tights Leaving the Gym in LA
Ashley Greene in Tights Leaving the Gym in LA
Ashley Greene in Tights Leaving the Gym in LA
Ashley Greene in Tights Leaving the Gym in LA
Ashley Greene in Tights Leaving the Gym in LA
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Based on the fine shape of Ashley Greene, I'd guess she's been working out all along, but at some point she did stop appearing in public in her yoga pants and sweaty workout gear and this made us very sad. But Ashley is back and moister than ever in her skin tight aerobic apparel, showing off her sweet female form.

If I had to actually attend healthy exercise classes to sneak peeks on Ashley Greene, I'd probably still do it. But I'm quite relieved to know I can view her in physical strut from the comfort of my La-Z-Boy recliner with what may or may not be a cold beer in my hand. Enjoy.

JUST OVER A YEAR AGO ASHLEY GAVE US SOME OF OUR FAVORITE BIKINIS EVER
Ashley Greene Super Hot Bikini Body on the Beach in Malibu
Ashley Greene Super Hot Bikini Body on the Beach in Malibu
Ashley Greene Super Hot Bikini Body on the Beach in Malibu
Ashley Greene Super Hot Bikini Body on the Beach in Malibu
Ashley Greene Super Hot Bikini Body on the Beach in Malibu
Ashley Greene Super Hot Bikini Body on the Beach in Malibu
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Miley Cyrus Headlines and Asslines iHeart Radio Festival (Along with Katy Perry, Avril Lavigne, and Ashley Greene)

By Bill Swift | September 23, 2013 @ 8:58 am
Ashley Greene, Katy Perry, and More Performs at iHeartRadio Music Festival 2013
Ashley Greene, Katy Perry, and More Performs at iHeartRadio Music Festival 2013
Ashley Greene, Katy Perry, and More Performs at iHeartRadio Music Festival 2013
Ashley Greene, Katy Perry, and More Performs at iHeartRadio Music Festival 2013
Ashley Greene, Katy Perry, and More Performs at iHeartRadio Music Festival 2013
Ashley Greene, Katy Perry, and More Performs at iHeartRadio Music Festival 2013
Ashley Greene, Katy Perry, and More Performs at iHeartRadio Music Festival 2013
Ashley Greene, Katy Perry, and More Performs at iHeartRadio Music Festival 2013
Ashley Greene, Katy Perry, and More Performs at iHeartRadio Music Festival 2013
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You knew Miley Cyrus wasn't going to close up her dog and pony show act before iHeart, the biggest pop music spectacular of the year in Las Vegas each September. She put on quite the noteworthy performance, including several key see-through costumes and her now customary tongue wagging and twerking. The kids ate it up, as did many a gentleman ogler.

Joining Miley on stage in the diva category were Katy Cocktease strutting her wares and Avril Lavigne doing some kind of Twisted Sister homage or something. It didn't hurt that Ashley Greene showed up to announce and hang out in a loose bit of clothing. Life could be worse. Though it is hard to imagine worse music.

Here's a bunch of the sextastic ladies who made it out to Vegas for the red carpet as well, including Our Lady of Maria Menounos, the Kardashians and Jenners, naturally, and Courtney Bingham:

Maria Menounos, Miley Cyrus and Other Hotties at HeartRadio Music Festival 2013
Maria Menounos, Miley Cyrus and Other Hotties at HeartRadio Music Festival 2013
Maria Menounos, Miley Cyrus and Other Hotties at HeartRadio Music Festival 2013
Maria Menounos, Miley Cyrus and Other Hotties at HeartRadio Music Festival 2013
Maria Menounos, Miley Cyrus and Other Hotties at HeartRadio Music Festival 2013
Maria Menounos, Miley Cyrus and Other Hotties at HeartRadio Music Festival 2013
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Ashley Greene Nipple Peeks Out During Her Covered Topless Bikini Scene on Set

By Bill Swift | September 11, 2013 @ 10:38 am
Ashley Greene Covered Topless Nipple Peek in a Bikini on
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Wow, just wow. When I think of how much I heavily belusted Ashley Greene just a couple years ago, only to see her literally drop off the radar in terms of public appearances, let alone naughty sexting photos, well, this is quite a pleasant return to hotness for the gone-underground hottie actress.

Shooting the obvious tour de force cinematic venture known as Staten Island Summer, Ashley was directed to perform a little topless sunbathing scene, covered likely for the sensitive folks at the MPAA, but we did catch a little nipple peeking from our long range steamed up photo lenses. Ah, Ashley Greene nipple, one of the eleventeen hundred parts on Ashley Greene I'd like to dedicate an entire weekend of adoration too. That's be the weekend just prior to the one devoted to the small of her back and subsequent to little piggies in high heels weekend.

Ashley Greene, it is beyond time that we did something very naughty together, for real, not just in my imagination. Call me. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Covered Topless Nipple Peek in a Bikini on 'Staten Island Summer' Set in NY
Ashley Greene Covered Topless Nipple Peek in a Bikini on 'Staten Island Summer' Set in NY
Ashley Greene Covered Topless Nipple Peek in a Bikini on 'Staten Island Summer' Set in NY
Ashley Greene Covered Topless Nipple Peek in a Bikini on 'Staten Island Summer' Set in NY
Ashley Greene Covered Topless Nipple Peek in a Bikini on 'Staten Island Summer' Set in NY
Ashley Greene Covered Topless Nipple Peek in a Bikini on 'Staten Island Summer' Set in NY
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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Green Bikini Pictures Hang the Perfect Ten Down in Bali

By Bill Swift | June 20, 2013 @ 9:01 am
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene Surfing Bikini Pictures in Bali
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Wow, I really do need to get that yacht soon that I've been saving up for. Rounding up, I'm nearly to 1% of the money I need to make a downpayment on a sloop that might attract the likes of twin water nymphs Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene to lay across my bow in their bikinis. Hot damn that's straight out of so many late night dreams of the past few years. Not one, but two of these extremely good looking sweet bodied ladies laying out upon my vessel.

Vanessa and Ashley are down in Bali pimping something worthy of getting these two stellar ladies into bikinis and working on their surfing and suntanning skills. And just creating some amazing visuals for any long time fan of both Vanessa, and especially Ashley who we rarely see much from these days. What a way to kick off the summer. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene Surfing Bikini Pictures in Bali
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene Surfing Bikini Pictures in Bali
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene Surfing Bikini Pictures in Bali
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene Surfing Bikini Pictures in Bali
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene Surfing Bikini Pictures in Bali
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene Surfing Bikini Pictures in Bali
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Happy Cleavetastic Birthday, Ashley Greene (Call Me, I’m Waiting In Your Special Spot)

By Bill Swift | February 21, 2013 @ 2:19 pm
Ashley Greene Birthday Present of Hot Cleavy Photos
Ashley Greene Birthday Present of Hot Cleavy Photos
Ashley Greene Birthday Present of Hot Cleavy Photos
Ashley Greene Birthday Present of Hot Cleavy Photos
Ashley Greene Birthday Present of Hot Cleavy Photos
Ashley Greene Birthday Present of Hot Cleavy Photos
Ashley Greene Birthday Present of Hot Cleavy Photos
Ashley Greene Birthday Present of Hot Cleavy Photos
Ashley Greene Birthday Present of Hot Cleavy Photos
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Few women have moved me over the years as Ashley Greene has moved me. Moved me to tears. Moved me to smiles. And forced me to move my Ikea Billy to lay down plastic sheeting on the living room parquet panel flooring when I've had too many Ashley Greene induced smiles. Ashley Greene stirs the primal passion pot with her unassuming sextastic, not to mention some funbags that I'd kill any one of you for the opportunity of an eight second bucking boobtastic ride.

Well, today is Ashley's birthday. And, as is my annual tradition, I've got a room for Ashley and myself at the local Red Roof Inn, a garden view no less, and stocked it with enough chalupas, Korbel champagne, and WD-40 to ensure a night of birthday passions interrupted only by the occasional bouts of gastrointestinal distress. I hope the annual tradition of Ashley standing me up does not hold. Without hope, what do we have?

Take a look at 10 cleavetastic photos of Ashley that remind me why I've fire branded her name onto my jewel sack. And, yes, that was hella painful. Happy Birthday, Ashley.

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