Ashley Greene

Ashley Greene Is Getting Ripped (I Can Tell From Peeking Down Her Top)

While I certainly admire the rigorous workouts of some of our sextastic celebrities, and I certainly dream of being their towel boys, wiping their sweat from every pore (I mean, ever pore), there's something to be said for the lovely curviness that often comes from not being super yoked. Ashley Greene has always had some deliciously soft curves, and now that she's getting into super fit and muscle toned shape, well, color me a concerned ogler.

While I certainly notice Ashley's arms looking like she's been super toning, it's peeking down her top, as I am apt to do, where I notice maybe a little less lovely jiggle to her wiggly puppies. I hope I'm just being an overly concerned bother, but I do hope Ashley cuts back on the sweating to the oldies when it comes to the point her lovely udders might be shrinking. We have to draw the fitness sanity line somewhere. I draw it right at the chest. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Plays a Boobtastic Priscilla Presley Filming on the Beach

I'm not exactly sure what this new movie Shangri-La Suite is all about. Something to do with killing Elvis Presley. I only know that Ashley Green is playing Priscilla which means I'm bound to probably go and see it. Or just watch the not-seen-enough Ashley Greene flashing her wicked hot body in period piece costumes like this yellow bathing suit along the beach filming over the weekend.

I'd watch a boobtastic Ashley Green play pretty much any role, though room service to my Red Roof Inn parking lot view suite would be ideal. I'm a big tipper as it turns out. Well, when you look like Ashley Greene, I'm a big tipper, otherwise the man in Room 117 can be a bit of a miser. It's all about priorities. Today, my priority is looking down Ashley Greene's top. What's yours? Enjoy.

Kelly Rowland, Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears Lead the Way of Cleavage for Elton John’s AIDS Foundation Post-Oscars Party

Make of it what you will, but the Elton John AIDS Foundation party tends to bring out the biggest shows of cleavage each Oscar Sunday, with the lovely ladies of L.A. saving up their funbaggery for when the more stately Academy Awards come to a conclusion.

Heidi Klum, Kim Kardashian, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Ashley Greene, and Irina Shayk all came up noteworthy in the category of most chest exposed on an otherwise pretty modestly dressed night for most of the actual movie stars. The Elton John party ticket is the hottest in town, if you can get it, which you can, for eight thousand times my hourly play rate. I had to save up this year to buy a new carbon fiber yo-yo, so I skipped, but I would never miss out on hot celebrity chestiness. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Nipple Pokes Are Fun and Games Even When Losing an Eye

Ashley Greene is another one of those extreme hotties that we follow around endlessly waiting for any signs of sextastic reveal. She's pretty conservative when it comes to public exhibitions so happy are we when her circulatory system betrays her demure interests and her nipples make a poking appearance on the streets beneath her tank top. Power nipples simply can't be denied their destiny to be seen, if not covered in honey and treated like a snake bit wound with vigorously volunteered suction.

Ashley, you can deny us, but you can not deny your destiny. The sextastic, let alone engorged tweaked nipples, simply can not be contained! Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Goes Tight Black Dress for CBGB Premiere

I love when Ashley Greene pops up every now and then. That's what she does these days. Disappears for weeks at a time, then... blammo! There's the Ashley Greene hotness once more. I think this is actually her work focus at the moment. It's definitely working.

Ashley brought out the little black dress last night for a premiere party of CBGB in New York, flashing that figure of hers we know she's been working out because we've seen the sweat in her yoga pants. All quite worthwhile. Consider me happy any day Ashley Greene suddenly appears. Now, consider me needing some private time. If the door is a lockin', don't come a knockin'. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Is Working Out Again

Based on the fine shape of Ashley Greene, I'd guess she's been working out all along, but at some point she did stop appearing in public in her yoga pants and sweaty workout gear and this made us very sad. But Ashley is back and moister than ever in her skin tight aerobic apparel, showing off her sweet female form.

If I had to actually attend healthy exercise classes to sneak peeks on Ashley Greene, I'd probably still do it. But I'm quite relieved to know I can view her in physical strut from the comfort of my La-Z-Boy recliner with what may or may not be a cold beer in my hand. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Headlines and Asslines iHeart Radio Festival (Along with Katy Perry, Avril Lavigne, and Ashley Greene)

You knew Miley Cyrus wasn't going to close up her dog and pony show act before iHeart, the biggest pop music spectacular of the year in Las Vegas each September. She put on quite the noteworthy performance, including several key see-through costumes and her now customary tongue wagging and twerking. The kids ate it up, as did many a gentleman ogler.

Joining Miley on stage in the diva category were Katy Cocktease strutting her wares and Avril Lavigne doing some kind of Twisted Sister homage or something. It didn't hurt that Ashley Greene showed up to announce and hang out in a loose bit of clothing. Life could be worse. Though it is hard to imagine worse music.

Here's a bunch of the sextastic ladies who made it out to Vegas for the red carpet as well, including Our Lady of Maria Menounos, the Kardashians and Jenners, naturally, and Courtney Bingham: