Ashley Greene

Kelly Rowland, Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears Lead the Way of Cleavage for Elton John’s AIDS Foundation Post-Oscars Party

Make of it what you will, but the Elton John AIDS Foundation party tends to bring out the biggest shows of cleavage each Oscar Sunday, with the lovely ladies of L.A. saving up their funbaggery for when the more stately Academy Awards come to a conclusion.

Heidi Klum, Kim Kardashian, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Ashley Greene, and Irina Shayk all came up noteworthy in the category of most chest exposed on an otherwise pretty modestly dressed night for most of the actual movie stars. The Elton John party ticket is the hottest in town, if you can get it, which you can, for eight thousand times my hourly play rate. I had to save up this year to buy a new carbon fiber yo-yo, so I skipped, but I would never miss out on hot celebrity chestiness. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Nipple Pokes Are Fun and Games Even When Losing an Eye

Ashley Greene is another one of those extreme hotties that we follow around endlessly waiting for any signs of sextastic reveal. She's pretty conservative when it comes to public exhibitions so happy are we when her circulatory system betrays her demure interests and her nipples make a poking appearance on the streets beneath her tank top. Power nipples simply can't be denied their destiny to be seen, if not covered in honey and treated like a snake bit wound with vigorously volunteered suction.

Ashley, you can deny us, but you can not deny your destiny. The sextastic, let alone engorged tweaked nipples, simply can not be contained! Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Goes Tight Black Dress for CBGB Premiere

I love when Ashley Greene pops up every now and then. That's what she does these days. Disappears for weeks at a time, then... blammo! There's the Ashley Greene hotness once more. I think this is actually her work focus at the moment. It's definitely working.

Ashley brought out the little black dress last night for a premiere party of CBGB in New York, flashing that figure of hers we know she's been working out because we've seen the sweat in her yoga pants. All quite worthwhile. Consider me happy any day Ashley Greene suddenly appears. Now, consider me needing some private time. If the door is a lockin', don't come a knockin'. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Is Working Out Again

Based on the fine shape of Ashley Greene, I'd guess she's been working out all along, but at some point she did stop appearing in public in her yoga pants and sweaty workout gear and this made us very sad. But Ashley is back and moister than ever in her skin tight aerobic apparel, showing off her sweet female form.

If I had to actually attend healthy exercise classes to sneak peeks on Ashley Greene, I'd probably still do it. But I'm quite relieved to know I can view her in physical strut from the comfort of my La-Z-Boy recliner with what may or may not be a cold beer in my hand. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Headlines and Asslines iHeart Radio Festival (Along with Katy Perry, Avril Lavigne, and Ashley Greene)

You knew Miley Cyrus wasn't going to close up her dog and pony show act before iHeart, the biggest pop music spectacular of the year in Las Vegas each September. She put on quite the noteworthy performance, including several key see-through costumes and her now customary tongue wagging and twerking. The kids ate it up, as did many a gentleman ogler.

Joining Miley on stage in the diva category were Katy Cocktease strutting her wares and Avril Lavigne doing some kind of Twisted Sister homage or something. It didn't hurt that Ashley Greene showed up to announce and hang out in a loose bit of clothing. Life could be worse. Though it is hard to imagine worse music.

Here's a bunch of the sextastic ladies who made it out to Vegas for the red carpet as well, including Our Lady of Maria Menounos, the Kardashians and Jenners, naturally, and Courtney Bingham:

Ashley Greene Nipple Peeks Out During Her Covered Topless Bikini Scene on Set

Wow, just wow. When I think of how much I heavily belusted Ashley Greene just a couple years ago, only to see her literally drop off the radar in terms of public appearances, let alone naughty sexting photos, well, this is quite a pleasant return to hotness for the gone-underground hottie actress.

Shooting the obvious tour de force cinematic venture known as Staten Island Summer, Ashley was directed to perform a little topless sunbathing scene, covered likely for the sensitive folks at the MPAA, but we did catch a little nipple peeking from our long range steamed up photo lenses. Ah, Ashley Greene nipple, one of the eleventeen hundred parts on Ashley Greene I'd like to dedicate an entire weekend of adoration too. That's be the weekend just prior to the one devoted to the small of her back and subsequent to little piggies in high heels weekend.

Ashley Greene, it is beyond time that we did something very naughty together, for real, not just in my imagination. Call me. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Green Bikini Pictures Hang the Perfect Ten Down in Bali

Wow, I really do need to get that yacht soon that I've been saving up for. Rounding up, I'm nearly to 1% of the money I need to make a downpayment on a sloop that might attract the likes of twin water nymphs Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene to lay across my bow in their bikinis. Hot damn that's straight out of so many late night dreams of the past few years. Not one, but two of these extremely good looking sweet bodied ladies laying out upon my vessel.

Vanessa and Ashley are down in Bali pimping something worthy of getting these two stellar ladies into bikinis and working on their surfing and suntanning skills. And just creating some amazing visuals for any long time fan of both Vanessa, and especially Ashley who we rarely see much from these days. What a way to kick off the summer. Enjoy.