(Updated 12/23/10) Sorry, folks, she be gone baby gone. Be sure to check out the Anne Hathaway archive for sweet images of the sextastic Anne Hathaway not torn asunder by The Man.
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I remember matching my three dollars with three dollars from Arvin Pooh, my third grade best friend, and sending away for a cool-ass model airplane from Highlights magazine that we were going to put together and impress the shit out of the other boys in our school. We waited and waited. The plane never arrived. I worried that some other kids would have already sent away for the same plane and beat us to the glory. I asked Arvin an annoying number of times if he had written the right address on the envelope he mailed on our behalf. He assured me he had. We waited. And waited. Two other nerds in third grade showed up at school one morning with the exact same model airplane from Highlights, fully assembled. It was quite the devastating grade school moment. Our envelope came back a few weeks later, marked return to sender, it had been misaddressed. Arvin and I were officially no longer friends.
I've been replaying that painful memory over and over in my head as I've waited ever so patiently for the re-appearance of Anne Hathaway topless pictures and the chance to be one of the first to again witness the beautiful boobs of the sexy young actress. Finally, it's here. Love and Other Drugs, just released into the theaters, and from the multiple shots of Anne Hathaway fairytale funbags popping up in the movie, that's not all that's going to get released into theaters this weekend. Enjoy.